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If your daughter should happen to engage in non-consensual genital relations, I'm sure you're well aware of the penalty the poor fellow will owe you:
What you might not have realized is that what he'll actually be owing you is $55 million!
Ancient Judean shekel sells at auction for $1.1 million
That's all very amusing about how the sand people want to claim it's really a camel lover's coin, but never mind about that. The bottom line is that if you're lucky enough to have a daughter whose morals are a reflection of the debauched times we're living in, you can take some comfort in the knowledge that her whorish ways will surely be your ticket to easy street!
Obviously, most guys don't have $55 million in assets, so I'm wondering if it might be possible for one of the banks in Freehold to set up some kind of lending program which would enable these randy gentlemen to make good on their obligations to you, the parent?
Just something to consider.
Deuteronomy 22:28-29
28If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found;
29Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.
28If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found;
29Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.
Ancient Judean shekel sells at auction for $1.1 million
An ancient Judean shekel coin was sold at a New York auction last week for a whole lot more than a shekel: a whopping $1.1 million. That in itself was interesting. But there’s more. Now, the Palestinian Authority (PA) is claiming the shekel from 66 A.D. is a Palestinian relic, even though it’s covered with Hebrew inscriptions including “Shekel of Israel [Year] 1″ on the front of the coin, and “Jerusalem the holy” on the back...
Obviously, most guys don't have $55 million in assets, so I'm wondering if it might be possible for one of the banks in Freehold to set up some kind of lending program which would enable these randy gentlemen to make good on their obligations to you, the parent?
Just something to consider.
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