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As you may know, I have been operating undercover for a while to investigate a new work of Satan called "vaping". This post will contain some very shocking pictures so PLEASE LOOK AWAY IF YOU ARE NOT STRONG IN YOUR FAITH!
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Right. Vaping. You may have heard about it as something that is touted to be a healthier alternative to smoking. Now, first off the bat, nobody NEEDS a safe alternative to smoking. God loves smoke, smoke is powerful. Ask the people of Sodom...
Genesis 19:28 and he looked toward Sodom and Gomorrah, and toward all the land of the plain, and beheld, and, lo, the smoke of the country went up as the smoke of a furnace.
The Bible clearly didn't say God "vaped" Sodom and Gomorrah. In fact, God knows that vapour is a very weak thing, fleeting...
James 4:14 whereas ye know not what shall be on the morrow. For what is your life? It is even a vapour, that appeareth for a little time, and then vanisheth away.
Indeed, this weak thing appeareth for a little time only.
Friends, real men SMOKE. We all know how much we love the tobacco companies, and when we look at our tithing roster - I asked Miss Coockie to give me the numbers - we can conclude that Reynolds American Inc. for example LOVES God.
So does Philip Morris International.
Now, I could have stopped here. Forget vaping. Keep on smoking. Done.
But... the more I delved into this emerging phenomenon, the more I saw that there is much more. Friends, Satan is at work, and he wants everyone to turn gay by starting to vape. Big Vaping is already targetting our children right now.
How do I know it's all about the gays and oral sex? Well, don't believe me, just have a look. First off, they have all these references like "Taste My Juice". Innocent wordplay you say? Read on. This is the terminology they use, their "code words":
. drip tip
. mouth hits
. dry hits when you don't have enough "juice"
. adjustable bottom hole
. bottom fed
. gurgling
. swapping liquids
. lung hits ()
. throat hits ()
. date vape
Vaping is done by putting large cylindrical objects in your mouth. You start out with smaller ones that look like the real stuff (called cigalikes), but soon, these cult members make you move on to larger dildo shaped objects.
Vaping consists of vaporizing "juice". These so called juices have names like "Peach's Peach" and "Peanut Butter Cup". If those aren't gay names I don't know what is.
Now, I know that people often accuse us of not providing PROOF. Not that we need so called "proof" - we have God and Jesus, which is all the proof one wants - but you know what: I'm going to give you visual proof.
LAST WARNING: LOOK AWAY IF YOU ARE EASILY SHOCKED!!!!!
Right:
Friends, do not say I didn't warn you. If you ever catch one of your kids with such a device, IMMEDIATELY REVERSE THE DAMAGE BY MAKING THEM SMOKE A REAL CIGARETTE.
Praise the Lord.
PS: I dare the internet to prove to me that I "faked" the above screenshots.
As you may know, I have been operating undercover for a while to investigate a new work of Satan called "vaping". This post will contain some very shocking pictures so PLEASE LOOK AWAY IF YOU ARE NOT STRONG IN YOUR FAITH!
__________________________________________________ __________
Right. Vaping. You may have heard about it as something that is touted to be a healthier alternative to smoking. Now, first off the bat, nobody NEEDS a safe alternative to smoking. God loves smoke, smoke is powerful. Ask the people of Sodom...
Genesis 19:28 and he looked toward Sodom and Gomorrah, and toward all the land of the plain, and beheld, and, lo, the smoke of the country went up as the smoke of a furnace.
The Bible clearly didn't say God "vaped" Sodom and Gomorrah. In fact, God knows that vapour is a very weak thing, fleeting...
James 4:14 whereas ye know not what shall be on the morrow. For what is your life? It is even a vapour, that appeareth for a little time, and then vanisheth away.
Indeed, this weak thing appeareth for a little time only.
Friends, real men SMOKE. We all know how much we love the tobacco companies, and when we look at our tithing roster - I asked Miss Coockie to give me the numbers - we can conclude that Reynolds American Inc. for example LOVES God.
So does Philip Morris International.Now, I could have stopped here. Forget vaping. Keep on smoking. Done.
But... the more I delved into this emerging phenomenon, the more I saw that there is much more. Friends, Satan is at work, and he wants everyone to turn gay by starting to vape. Big Vaping is already targetting our children right now.
How do I know it's all about the gays and oral sex? Well, don't believe me, just have a look. First off, they have all these references like "Taste My Juice". Innocent wordplay you say? Read on. This is the terminology they use, their "code words":
. drip tip
. mouth hits
. dry hits when you don't have enough "juice"
. adjustable bottom hole
. bottom fed
. gurgling
. swapping liquids
. lung hits (
). throat hits (
). date vape
Vaping is done by putting large cylindrical objects in your mouth. You start out with smaller ones that look like the real stuff (called cigalikes), but soon, these cult members make you move on to larger dildo shaped objects.
Vaping consists of vaporizing "juice". These so called juices have names like "Peach's Peach" and "Peanut Butter Cup". If those aren't gay names I don't know what is.
Now, I know that people often accuse us of not providing PROOF. Not that we need so called "proof" - we have God and Jesus, which is all the proof one wants - but you know what: I'm going to give you visual proof.
LAST WARNING: LOOK AWAY IF YOU ARE EASILY SHOCKED!!!!!
Right:
First off: a so called "vaper" showing you some product or the other (in reality he is fondling a hairy anus). Note the "Taste Your Juice" reference:
Next off, a guy sucking so hard on this dildo shaped object that it's producing a cloud:
A typical Youtube comment asking for more male orgasms in the videos
A reviewer showing off how to deep throat a penis (but using a so called "mod" to avoid being thrown off Youtube):
Same guy clearly showing he is powered by SATAN, levitating a match!
A typical commercial for a vaping device:
A more advanced "drip tip" for kids: (
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And finally: PROOF THAT VAPERS ARE THE WORK OF SATAN!
Next off, a guy sucking so hard on this dildo shaped object that it's producing a cloud:
A typical Youtube comment asking for more male orgasms in the videos
A reviewer showing off how to deep throat a penis (but using a so called "mod" to avoid being thrown off Youtube):
Same guy clearly showing he is powered by SATAN, levitating a match!
A typical commercial for a vaping device:
A more advanced "drip tip" for kids: (
)And finally: PROOF THAT VAPERS ARE THE WORK OF SATAN!
Friends, do not say I didn't warn you. If you ever catch one of your kids with such a device, IMMEDIATELY REVERSE THE DAMAGE BY MAKING THEM SMOKE A REAL CIGARETTE.
Praise the Lord.
PS: I dare the internet to prove to me that I "faked" the above screenshots.
). Another good reason to never inhale semen, and only dispose it in the rather acid receptacle of your lawful wife's cooter.
So I was looking at the post about this being the Devils work and I decided to do some research.
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