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  • NotRealist
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • May 2008
    • 31

    #1

    if only if only

    i plan to write one myself, but you guys wouldn't like it. If the God you love came down now here's what i think he'd go with for a first verse: i'll name it relics

    Relics: 1:1 And God said to his followers: I did NOT say that stop twisting my words you sick people and shut the fuck up!

    shocking isn't it.
  • VictoryOS
    True Christian™ Beauty Queen
     
    • Dec 2007
    • 5388

    #2
    Re: if only if only

    Just wait till you read that post tomorrow after you've sobered up. You won't have any idea what you were talking about either.
    Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
    in 2016

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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22882

      #3
      Re: if only if only

      Originally posted by NotRealist View Post
      i plan to write one myself,[...]
      How utterly fascinating, do not let us stop you from your endeavor; please inform us when you've finished, but not until...
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      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

      Author of such illuminating essays as,
      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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      • Petal
        LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 991

        #4
        Re: if only if only

        Originally posted by BigFatN00b View Post
        Relics: 1:1 And God said to his followers: I did NOT say that stop twisting my words you sick people and shut the piffle up!
        man you silly, that book not in the bibles. i rebukes you in the names of lord Jesus for wastings his precocious bandwidths wiv your n00bness it a sin

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        • Justina Thyme
          Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
          True Christian™
          • Dec 2007
          • 1718

          #5
          Re: if only if only

          Originally posted by Petal View Post
          man you silly, that book not in the bibles. i rebukes you in the names of lord Jesus for wastings his precocious bandwidths wiv your n00bness it a sin
          My dearest Petal, thank you for bringing this DEMONIC person to my attention. Now I may cast out their DEMONS in the Name of Jesus! GLORY!
          Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

          1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

          A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
          Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .

          LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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