if only if only

[NotRealist]

i plan to write one myself, but you guys wouldn't like it. If the God you love came down now here's what i think he'd go with for a first verse: i'll name it relics

Relics: 1:1 And God said to his followers: I did NOT say that stop twisting my words you sick people and shut the fuck up!

shocking isn't it.

[VictoryOS]

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Just wait till you read that post tomorrow after you've sobered up. You won't have any idea what you were talking about either.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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i plan to write one myself,[...]

How utterly fascinating, do not let us stop you from your endeavor; please inform us when you've finished, but not until...

[Petal]

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Relics: 1:1 And God said to his followers: I did NOT say that stop twisting my words you sick people and shut the piffle up!

man you silly, that book not in the bibles. i rebukes you in the names of lord Jesus for wastings his precocious bandwidths wiv your n00bness it a sin

[Justina Thyme]

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man you silly, that book not in the bibles. i rebukes you in the names of lord Jesus for wastings his precocious bandwidths wiv your n00bness it a sin

My dearest Petal, thank you for bringing this DEMONIC person to my attention. Now I may cast out their DEMONS in the Name of Jesus! GLORY!