[1liesalot]

Re: The Gospels are Eye Witness Testimony

Pastor, correct me if I'm wrong, but God must have given Moses the supernatural ability to leap through temporal "wormholes"* in order to witness and document the account of Creation given in Genesis...?

Which is precisely how Santa operates. This cannot be a coincidence.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: The Gospels are Eye Witness Testimony

Which is precisely how Santa operates. This cannot be a coincidence.

Good grief, are you comparing Moses to SANTA???



One is a documented historical figure who met the Creator of the UNIVERSE, and one is a fat guy in a felt suit who breaks into houses.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Basilissa]

Re: The Gospels are Eye Witness Testimony

Which is precisely how Santa operates. This cannot be a coincidence.

Sweetie, Santa doesn't operate in any way, because Santa doesn't exist.

I know you aren't very smart, but really, if you think that Santa is real then you're even dumber than I suspected.

[1liesalot]

Re: The Gospels are Eye Witness Testimony

Are you as excited about Armageddon as I am?

My Rapture gown is being dry cleaned as I type this.

[Levi Jones]

Re: The Gospels are Eye Witness Testimony

Well, let's just take a little look at that.

You also seem to make the mistake of thinking that a secondary source is less reliable than a primary source which is not necessarily true, for example a primary source may be propaganda which would mean a level of disgression would need to be applied when using it.

I don't know why you twist the scriptures like that. Luke is also the author of Acts, I am sure you are aware of?

Acts 2:31-33
31 He seeing this before spake of the resurrection of Christ, that his soul was not left in hell, neither his flesh did see corruption.
32 This Jesus hath God raised up, whereof we all are witnesses.
33 Therefore being by the right hand of God exalted, and having received of the Father the promise of the Holy Ghost, he hath shed forth this, which ye now see and hear.


John 1:6-7,19
6 There was a man sent from God, whose name was John.
7 The same came for a witness, to bear witness of the Light, that all men through him might believe.
19 And this is the record of John, when the Jews sent priests and Levites from Jerusalem to ask him, Who art thou?

[1liesalot]

Re: The Gospels are Eye Witness Testimony

Good grief, are you comparing Moses to SANTA???



One is a documented historical figure who met the Creator of the UNIVERSE, and one is a fat guy in a felt suit who breaks into houses.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

Do you not know that evil doers like you, who deny Santa and elves, will.be eaten, regurgitated and then eaten and regurgitated over and over again by fire breathing reindeers with teeth like devil sharks. This will go on for a billion years and is the fate of all all anti-santa evil doers.You will wail and gnash at Mes Claus to be delivered from this torment and w

[Alvin Moss]

Re: The Gospels are Eye Witness Testimony

Do you not know that evil doers like you, who deny Santa and elves, will.be eaten, regurgitated and then eaten and regurgitated over and over again by fire breathing reindeers with teeth like devil sharks. This will go on for a billion years and is the fate of all all anti-santa evil doers.You will wail and gnash at Mes Claus to be delivered from this torment and w

Are you a Hindu?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: The Gospels are Eye Witness Testimony

Do you not know that evil doers like you, who deny Santa and elves, will.be eaten, regurgitated and then eaten and regurgitated over and over again by fire breathing reindeers with teeth like devil sharks. This will go on for a billion years and is the fate of all all anti-santa evil doers.You will wail and gnash at Mes Claus to be delivered from this torment and w

I fear your time here is drawing to a close.