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Re: Is God as Strong as a Unicorn?
Who is shes?
Who is shes?
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Re: Is God as Strong as a Unicorn?
If there IS a god shes certainly not a man
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Not "shes." He's saying "SHES."
Stuff and nonsense!
Anyways, I've sadly never tried coelocanth, but I'd like to. Where could I get a hold of some?Comment
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Re: Is God as Strong as a Unicorn?
Originally posted by Converter View Post
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State whether you want it frozen or salted – comes with free recipe card and an artist’s impression of God creating it. (God not visible on painting.)
$7,000 plus freight. (Prices may vary depending upon the 'expenses' of the Government Conservation Officer.)sigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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Too expensive, sadly. Maybe if I was a joo.
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Hey, Matthew Gabriel, post in the intro thread or get thrown out!sigpic
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Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!Comment
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Re: Is God as Strong as a Unicorn?
If scientists are allowed to believe loads of fossils of so called humans of the past revealing so called evolution of humans exist but are not yet found, why can't we believe evidence of unicorns is out there?
I'm humouring the atheist here, because if God says there are unicorns, there are.READ THE BIBLE
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Re: Is God as Strong as a Unicorn?
I don't know about any other references to unicorns in the bible, but this one doesn't imply the existence of unicorns at all. In fact I would say it implies the opposite.God brought them out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn.
That quote is comparing the strength of a unicorn favorably to God, so it would be an insult to him if such a creature existed that could rival his strength.
I think the author was just making a comparison to a well-known mythical creature, though it seems the concept of a unicorn has changed with time.
-btw I'm an atheist, just stumbled upon this page.Comment
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How can you compare something to the strength of a unicorn, if the unicorn does not exist?5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
- Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
- Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
- Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."Comment
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Indeed, it would indicate that God did not exist! But He does and so do unicorns!sigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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I genuinely cannot tell whether this post is a joke or not. I found it on stumbleupon, which generally presents humor, but I am simply at a loss regarding the topics of discussion.
As a responsible, voting, American adult, I am speechless.
Additionally, this:
The information presented here is Biblically accurate. Opinions concerning the technical difficulties, fitness requirements, safety, and ratings of self-crucifixion, flagellation, stoning, destroying enemies of GOD utterly, without mercy, and other activities inherent in Christianity are subjective and may differ from yours or others' opinions; therefore be warned that you must exercise your own judgment as to the difficulty and your ability to safely protect yourself from the inherent risks and dangers. Do not use the information provided on this site unless you are a True Christian ™ who understands and accepts the risks of participating in these activities.
The name True Christian is trademarked? That, my friends, is monetary greed alone.
Also: fitness requirements, safety, and ratings of self-crucifixion, flagellation, stoning, destroying enemies of GOD utterly, without mercy, and other activities inherent in Christianity
That is not Christianity. Christianity is loving one another and showing compassion to your fellow humans and through your LOVE and COMPASSION perhaps they will think you are on to something. Anything less than love, understanding, and compassion for all and God will turn his cheek to you.
That is all.Comment
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How so? Trademarks to protect against confusion. You'll have to agree that many diverse and conflicting views go under the same label "Christian".Originally posted by alexd242 View Post
I have a question for you: what about atheists who are loving, understanding and compassionate for all but not religious?Originally posted by alexd242 View Post
The Bible states clearly that they will go to Hell.I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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I'm not saying those are the only requirements, but they are the most important. Jesus did not discriminate or turn people to His word with hatred and "nuh uh! I'm right I'm right you're wronnngggg" type statements.
He exemplified the positive attributes being close to God gave him (can't get much closer than he was!), such as love and compassion for other people. He forgave everyone. IF only we could be so virtuous. A lot of people I don't see even trying here.
Regarding the True Christian malarkey, it's just silly to trademark such a thing. Christianity is nearly 2000 years old at this point, a trademark now is simply superfluous.Comment
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Okay, but you agree that an atheist who fits those requirements will go to Hell, correct?Originally posted by alexd242 View Post
Or are you saying that people who do not believe in God will go to Heaven?
Surely you must agree that no matter how great of a person you are, if you do not meet all conditions, you will go to Hell.
Well, good to see you aren't judging others or telling them they're wrong..........Originally posted by alexd242 View PostI take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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