[Goats]

Re: SO YOU WANT TO BECOME A PASTOR!

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We have a 20 people strong youth group who lead a service once every few months. I usually do the preaching in that service.
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I'm not the leader.

I'm not the leader of the whole church, no. I am not the best preacher in my youth group either. I like to try my best though. You say that we only preach hippy-dippy things to the congregation. The only thing you seem to preach is whiny complaints about other races who aren't like you, and how WalMart is being bad for not saying Happy Christmas in OCTOBER! You just try and scare people into this 'salvation'. But your salvation, I think, is completely different to the one I shall receive. Because at least mine will be in heaven.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: SO YOU WANT TO BECOME A PASTOR!

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We have a 20 people strong youth group who lead a service once every few months. I usually do the preaching in that service.
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I'm not the leader.

I'm not the leader of the whole church, no. I am not the best preacher in my youth group either. I like to try my best though. You say that we only preach hippy-dippy things to the congregation. The only thing you seem to preach is whiny complaints about other races who aren't like you, and how WalMart is being bad for not saying Happy Christmas in OCTOBER! You just try and scare people into this 'salvation'. But your salvation, I think, is completely different to the one I shall receive. Because at least mine will be in heaven.

Can you quote for us the exact scripture that says you are going to Heaven?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: SO YOU WANT TO BECOME A PASTOR!

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We have a 20 people strong youth group who lead a service once every few months. I usually do the preaching in that service.
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I'm not the leader.

I'm not the leader of the whole church, no. I am not the best preacher in my youth group either. I like to try my best though. You say that we only preach hippy-dippy things to the congregation. The only thing you seem to preach is whiny complaints about other races who aren't like you, and how WalMart is being bad for not saying Happy Christmas in OCTOBER! You just try and scare people into this 'salvation'. But your salvation, I think, is completely different to the one I shall receive. Because at least mine will be in heaven.

Friend,

Don't you see we only want SALVATION(tm) for you? We do not want to see you end up in Hell to be a play thing of Satan like you are a Democrat or something! I can assure you we are only trying to help you friend.

[Goats]

Re: SO YOU WANT TO BECOME A PASTOR!

Booby-Joe. You are the ONLY person who has shown the slightest kindness to me on this forum besides Hitoshi. I want to know that why, if you are trying to save me, I am insulted and called a 'poofter' among a few names. Surley, the way to go about saving someone is teaching them kindly, not insulting them?

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: SO YOU WANT TO BECOME A PASTOR!

Booby-Joe. You are the ONLY person who has shown the slightest kindness to me on this forum besides Hitoshi. I want to know that why, if you are trying to save me, I am insulted and called a 'poofter' among a few names. Surley, the way to go about saving someone is teaching them kindly, not insulting them?

The real question here is rather:
Why are you so offended by the truth?

You are currently headed for damnation and that's a fact.
You are a false teacher, and you blaspheme God by rejecting His Holy Word, all of it is fact!
You are a victim of satan's devices, which you are completely ignorant of, and you rather listen to a voice in your head than the Word of God - FACTS.


We can't give you Salvation, only Jesus can give anyone Salvation, and we can't accept Him on your behalf, only on our own.
We can only urge and plead you to accept the true God Jesus Christ, and teach you His Word as found in the Bible.
BUT YOU MUST REALIZE YOU HAVE A PROBLEM AND HELP YOURSELF!
That's why we as you call it "insult" you.. But what we're really doing is telling you the truth.
We're trying our best to help you realize it, but you seem too proud to realize you have a problem in the first place.
That's why you whine and cry all over. The truth will hurt when you are a slave to false belief -
But the truth may ultimately set you free of your bondage to satan and sin.

[Goats]

Re: SO YOU WANT TO BECOME A PASTOR!

O.K You put forth a good point. But you get your belief's from the WORDS of a bible. Do you not look at the deeper meaning behind the books? You don't tell me the truth because I am NOT a 'poofter' nor a 'brat.' But whilst we're on the subject here, I'll repeat what my BAPTIST R.E teacher at school said when I showed her this site:
'There are some weird people out there, 'Ghost.' They are misguided by their brains, and temptation from the devil. Though these number are few, they must be prayed for, so they may be forgiven before it is too late. They preach hatred towards negros and other forms of Christianity. They work against the disabled and mock everyone who is unlike them through insult, and use of scriptures that they use literally. It is best to try and save these people rather than insult them, even though they may sometimes deserve it.'

I see what she means. Completely true...

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: SO YOU WANT TO BECOME A PASTOR!

O.K You put forth a good point. But you get your belief's from the WORDS of a bible. Do you not look at the deeper meaning behind the books?

As in the context? Sure.
But how do you get the deeper meaning from saying, as you do:
"The Bible is unreliable." "No matter what the Bible says.." etc etc?

Can you stop making excuses for a second and admit that which you've already admitted:
That you don't care what the Bible says unless it supports YOUR views.

And you trust a voice in your head over the words of the Bible..
Just how is that more reliable?

You don't tell me the truth because I am NOT a 'poofter' nor a 'brat.'

If you act like it, you are it. So that's still the truth, even though it wasn't ME who said it - (poofter)
Unless you are some kind of actor that is..
But that would make you a liar, not much better.

But whilst we're on the subject here, I'll repeat what my BAPTIST R.E teacher at school said when I showed her this site:
'There are some weird people out there, 'Ghost.' They are misguided by their brains, and temptation from the devil. Though these number are few, they must be prayed for, so they may be forgiven before it is too late. They preach hatred towards negros and other forms of Christianity. They work against the disabled and mock everyone who is unlike them through insult, and use of scriptures that they use literally. It is best to try and save these people rather than insult them, even though they may sometimes deserve it.'

Obviously, she has no idea what she is talking about..
And doesn't obey the Bible.

But I SUFFER NOT A WOMAN TO TEACH, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
1 Timothy 2:12

What is her "interpretation" of this? That women SHOULD teach?
And does she read a legal document as she no doubt reads the Bible?
(Ie She reads whatever she likes into it.)

No? Then why read the Bible that way?
Seeing as it's the most important document IN EXISTANCE??

I see what she means. Completely true...

I can see that you rather trust some female school-teacher than the Word of God as found in the Bible..
No wonder your beliefs contradict themselves, reality & the Bible.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: SO YOU WANT TO BECOME A PASTOR!

Booby-Joe. You are the ONLY person who has shown the slightest kindness to me on this forum besides Hitoshi. I want to know that why, if you are trying to save me, I am insulted and called a 'poofter' among a few names. Surley, the way to go about saving someone is teaching them kindly, not insulting them?

Friend,

That is because of their love of humanity as its reflection of God. My brethren know you are imminent peril of damnation and they fear for you. Any moment you may be hit by a truck, or gunned down by some atheist like the poor kids in Ohio and then what? The though is unspeakable. It is not rage they coming from but love.

YIC
BJ Tabor.

[Goats]

Re: SO YOU WANT TO BECOME A PASTOR!

I can control my anger towards you. However, I wish you not to slander my R.E teachers name. She is a respectable and knowledgable woman. She has more soul and spirit than you obviously. Because she talks of happiness, not, as some people might call your words, 'bull'.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: SO YOU WANT TO BECOME A PASTOR!

I can control my anger towards you. However, I wish you not to slander my R.E teachers name. She is a respectable and knowledgable woman. She has more soul and spirit than you obviously. Because she talks of happiness, not, as some people might call your words, 'bull'.

Once again, I don't slander - You respect her because she is mighty (in terms of office of course, not physical strength), I judge after righteousness.
You consider the person instead of God.

She may talk of "happiness" but she doesn't speak the truth so what does that matter?
As I said you'd trade a sweet lie for the truth in a second.
But even poision can be sweet so stop being so naive.


I speak the truth as found in the Bible, no matter if you hate it, or hate me for it.
I couldn't care less. Cause you can either hear the truth or don't.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: SO YOU WANT TO BECOME A PASTOR!

O.K You put forth a good point. But you get your belief's from the WORDS of a bible.

You're almost right. We get our beliefs from the words of the Bible.

Do you not look at the deeper meaning behind the books?

Why would we do that? We are to follow the words of God's law, not the "deeper meaning," which actually adds to or subtracts from those words:

Deut. 4:2: Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish [ought] from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.

Deut. 32:46: And he said unto them, Set your hearts unto all the words which I testify among you this day, which ye shall command your children to observe to do, all the words of this law.

We are to read the words and understand, not try to interpret our way out of the inconvenient parts, as the have-a-nice-day liberal "Christians" do:

Eph. 3:3-4: How that by revelation he made known unto me the mystery; (as I wrote afore in few words, Whereby, when ye read, ye may understand my knowledge in the mystery of Christ)

Finally, does Scripture call Jesus the Word (John 1:1) or the Deeper Meaning?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: SO YOU WANT TO BECOME A PASTOR!

I can control my anger towards you. However, I wish you not to slander my R.E teachers name. She is a respectable and knowledgable woman. She has more soul and spirit than you obviously. Because she talks of happiness, not, as some people might call your words, 'bull'.

What makes you think Christianity is about happiness friend? At look at this world with all its death and misery and it shows God clearly has cursed it. That is why they call it “this vale of tears”.

Friend, I must take great exception to this comment from your RE about us TRUE Christians™

They preach hatred towards negros

Now friend, were do you get that in heaven’s name? There is no room for racism here at Landover. We TRUE Christians™ work hard to help blacks overcome the Curse of Ham that has been laid upon them for their ancestor’s sins.

[Goats]

Re: SO YOU WANT TO BECOME A PASTOR!

Yet you call Hitoshi, a Japanese person, 'slit eyed' and 'yellow skinned'? That's not racism is it?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: SO YOU WANT TO BECOME A PASTOR!

Yet you call Hitoshi, a Japanese person, 'slit eyed' and 'yellow skinned'? That's not racism is it?

Of course not. GOD says to tell the truth. Look at his picture. Should we lie? No.

[Goats]

Re: SO YOU WANT TO BECOME A PASTOR!

Alright. In that case, you're a four eyed stuck up old man. Right? That's what YOUR picture says pastor.