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  • Death penalty for masturbation? The FACTS say YES!

    Friends, the Bible is a perfect book. Anything not specifically mentioned in it can be worked out using simple common sense and logic.

    For example, masturbation. God was displeased enough with Onan for spilling his seed that He slaughtered him (Genesis 38:9-10), but otherwise there are no explicit instructions for what to do with a masturbator, but there are implicit instructions.

    It's simplest and most straightforward fact is that touching oneself for pleasure is a homosexual act, so it would seem that Leviticus 20:13 would cover that, but what does the scripture say?

    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

    It's clear here that the Lord is talking about an act of sodomy with another man, not an act of self-sodomy.

    But when someone is defiling himself through a lonely act of self-pleasure, he isn't thinking of baseball or cars. He is thinking of someone who is getting him aroused! JESUS HIMSELF said "Whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart." (Matthew 5:28)
    The LORD knows that such looks lead to sick pleasures, because immediately after he said, "And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell. And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell." (Matthew 5:29-30)

    Cast into HELL! And He would have the courts of the land send you there quickly...

    Leviticus 20:10 And the man that committeth adultery with another man's wife, even he that committeth adultery with his neighbour's wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death.

    Both the man and the woman he has adulterous thoughts about shall surely be put to death (legally through a court of law)!

    The facts couldn't be any more clear. We all know that masturbation, in addition to being a homosexual act, is an act of adultery and the Bible is clear on what the punishment for adultery should be. The punishment for masturbation should be death.

    Case closed.

    Friends, join with me in writing to your government representatives both state and federal and DEMAND that they FIX THE LAW so that masturbators are put on death row beside the murderers they are so clearly equal to!

    Thank you and God bless.
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    Re: Death penalty for masturbation? The FACTS say YES!

    Amen Sister! I can just envision it now; a future where having the death penalty in place completely dissuades sinners (as it does now for other crimes) and masturbation becomes a thing of the past!

    However, I do have to comment about this...

    Originally posted by Mrs. Mary Whitford View Post
    Both the man and the woman he has adulterous thoughts about shall surely be put to death (legally through a court of law)!
    Now, maybe I'm being a tad liberal about this, but I just can't help but feel a little sorry for those poor boys led into committing crimes worthy of death by degenerate harlots.

    Perhaps a sensible solution would be to just cut off the right hand of first-offender boys, while still putting the sluts to death for leading them into sin? We Christians should be a forgiving bunch, after all.
    "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

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    • #3
      Re: Death penalty for masturbation? The FACTS say YES!

      Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post
      Now, maybe I'm being a tad liberal about this...
      Yes you are. Jesus only gives second chances when those carrying out the executions are themselves sinners.
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      • #4
        Re: Death penalty for masturbation? The FACTS say YES!

        Sinners who masturbate enrage Jesus. Those who enjoy it cause Him to vomit with rage.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        • #5
          Re: Death penalty for masturbation? The FACTS say YES!

          Sister, if the Bible says so, it must be true.

          I am certain once our youth realizes that masturbation leads to certain death, they will all stop doing these nasty things. I don't understand why they do it anyway. Sex is a horrible experience that we only have to endure to please Jesus.
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          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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          • #6
            Re: Death penalty for masturbation? The FACTS say YES!

            Reading this thread makes me feel guilty and dirty.

            Is that good or bad? Have I done a good or bad thing?

            Please, what should I do?

            I submit to your superior judgment.
            The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12

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            • #7
              Re: Death penalty for masturbation? The FACTS say YES!

              Originally posted by Mrs. Mary Whitford View Post
              Friends, the Bible is a perfect book. Anything not specifically mentioned in it can be worked out using simple common sense and logic.

              For example, masturbation. God was displeased enough with Onan for spilling his seed that He slaughtered him (Genesis 38:9-10), but otherwise there are no explicit instructions for what to do with a masturbator, but there are implicit instructions.

              It's simplest and most straightforward fact is that touching oneself for pleasure is a homosexual act, so it would seem that Leviticus 20:13 would cover that, but what does the scripture say?

              Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

              It's clear here that the Lord is talking about an act of sodomy with another man, not an act of self-sodomy.

              But when someone is defiling himself through a lonely act of self-pleasure, he isn't thinking of baseball or cars. He is thinking of someone who is getting him aroused! JESUS HIMSELF said "Whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart." (Matthew 5:28)
              The LORD knows that such looks lead to sick pleasures, because immediately after he said, "And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell. And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell." (Matthew 5:29-30)

              Cast into HELL! And He would have the courts of the land send you there quickly...

              Leviticus 20:10 And the man that committeth adultery with another man's wife, even he that committeth adultery with his neighbour's wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death.

              Both the man and the woman he has adulterous thoughts about shall surely be put to death (legally through a court of law)!

              The facts couldn't be any more clear. We all know that masturbation, in addition to being a homosexual act, is an act of adultery and the Bible is clear on what the punishment for adultery should be. The punishment for masturbation should be death.

              Case closed.

              Friends, join with me in writing to your government representatives both state and federal and DEMAND that they FIX THE LAW so that masturbators are put on death row beside the murderers they are so clearly equal to!

              Thank you and God bless.
              Matthew 5:28 The thought is as bad as the deed. And people think that Jesus made it easier.

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              • #8
                Re: Death penalty for masturbation? The FACTS say YES!

                Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post
                ……while still putting the sluts to death for leading them into sin?
                Perhaps it would be possible to find out which strumpet had insinuated her image into he boy's (or man's or woman's) mind, precipitating the masturbation activity? She could be sought out and executed. I think The Bible seems to say teaches that the masturbator (or masturbatrix) should be stoned.

                In any event, self pollution leads to insanity, which is demon possession. That is common knowledge. Jesus is able to get that demon out, and by focusing our thoughts on Him we find true fulfillment, dying to self - a sort of little death - leading to release from "the real thing" and the assurance of eternal life.

                LUKE 9
                23
                And he said to them all, If any man will come after me, let him denie himselfe, and take vp his crosse daily, and follow me.
                24 For whosoeuer will saue his life, shall lose it: but whosoeuer will lose his life for my sake, the same shall saue it.

                ©1611

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                • #9
                  Re: Death penalty for masturbation? The FACTS say YES!

                  I had a long chat with Jesus the other day as he was hanging outside the Home Depot waiting for some labor opportunities to pass him by. He informed me that is was to think of God as so cynical and cruel to his own creation as to give them the ability to experience pure love and ecstasy through masturbation and consensual sex and then tell them that such an act was to be punishable by the ending of such an amazing life.

                  I am trying to bring out the ludicrous nature of such an argument through harmless mockery.

                  God bless you guys for your dedication to your religion but you must realize that God is love and that nitpicking certain passages and taking them as literal text is dangerous, hateful, self-righteous, and off-putting.
                  I am simply raising the point that you are not bringing people to the word of God that you so adore but rather putting them off. Please, have a conversation with me, don't bash my 'sinfulness' as I know only God can judge me, but rather speak with me, as one of Gods creations can speak to another. This means no quoting passages, nor banishing me to a pit of fire and brimstone but rather comparing theologies.

                  One love,
                  Dave

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                  • #10
                    Re: Death penalty for masturbation? The FACTS say YES!

                    Originally posted by incapableofthought View Post
                    I am trying to bring out the ludicrous nature of such an argument through harmless mockery.
                    "Harmless" mockery?

                    Galatians 6:7 Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.

                    God bless you guys for your dedication to your religion but you must realize that God is love and that nitpicking certain passages and taking them as literal text is dangerous, hateful, self-righteous, and off-putting.
                    Please tell us where in scripture it tells us not to take the Bible literally. Tell us where God commands us to ignore His Word.

                    Please, have a conversation with me, don't bash my 'sinfulness' as I know only God can judge me
                    Please do a little research before posting. If you think only God can judge you, you obviously haven't read the thread that asks for "noobs" to read before posting. (I don't even have to link to it, just go to the main forum menu!)

                    This means no quoting passages, nor banishing me to a pit of fire and brimstone but rather comparing theologies.
                    Friend, you have no right to come to our forum and make demands or give orders on how we have conversations!

                    Job 12:4 I am as one mocked of his neighbour, who calleth upon God, and he answereth him: the just upright man is laughed to scorn.
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                    • #11
                      Re: Death penalty for masturbation? The FACTS say YES!

                      Originally posted by incapableofthought View Post
                      God bless you guys for your dedication to your religion but you must realize that God is love and that nitpicking certain passages and taking them as literal text is dangerous, hateful, self-righteous, and off-putting.
                      I am simply raising the point that you are not bringing people to the word of God that you so adore but rather putting them off. Please, have a conversation with me, don't bash my 'sinfulness' as I know only God can judge me, but rather speak with me, as one of Gods creations can speak to another. This means no quoting passages, nor banishing me to a pit of fire and brimstone but rather comparing theologies.

                      One love,
                      Dave
                      Friend,

                      Yes, finally judgment is The Lord's. However judgment of forum postings are the judgment of us moderators.

                      Now what does you post have to do with masturbation? Right now you are off topic.

                      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Death penalty for masturbation? The FACTS say YES!

                        Originally posted by incapableofthought View Post
                        I had a long chat with Jesus the other day as he was hanging outside the Home Depot waiting for some labor opportunities to pass him by. He informed me that is was to think of God as so cynical and cruel to his own creation as to give them the ability to experience pure love and ecstasy through masturbation and consensual sex and then tell them that such an act was to be punishable by the ending of such an amazing life.

                        I am trying to bring out the ludicrous nature of such an argument through harmless mockery.

                        God bless you guys for your dedication to your religion but you must realize that God is love and that nitpicking certain passages and taking them as literal text is dangerous, hateful, self-righteous, and off-putting.
                        I am simply raising the point that you are not bringing people to the word of God that you so adore but rather putting them off. Please, have a conversation with me, don't bash my 'sinfulness' as I know only God can judge me, but rather speak with me, as one of Gods creations can speak to another. This means no quoting passages, nor banishing me to a pit of fire and brimstone but rather comparing theologies.

                        One love,
                        Dave

                        I received an infraction from Mrs. Mary Whitford for this comment. All I am trying to do is understand your point of view. If someone would be so kind as to explain to me this view on masturbation or any other perception of your choosing I would gladly reply in a civilized, respectful manner. If not, it seems as though such a perspective is not worth holding.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Death penalty for masturbation? The FACTS say YES!

                          Originally posted by incapableofthought View Post
                          I received an infraction from Mrs. Mary Whitford for this comment. All I am trying to do is understand your point of view. If someone would be so kind as to explain to me this view on masturbation or any other perception of your choosing I would gladly reply in a civilized, respectful manner. If not, it seems as though such a perspective is not worth holding.
                          You received an infraction for trying to dictate to us how we converse on our forum. If you wish to dictate what is or isn't allowed in a discussion you are free to start your own forum. This is a Christian board, so to come here and demand that we not quote scripture is ridiculous!
                          We follow the Word of God, the Holy Bible (King James 1611), literally and passionately. Asking us to explain how we feel about something without expecting us to include how God wants us to feel about it is ludicrous and insulting.
                          If someone would be so kind as to explain to me this view on masturbation or any other perception of your choosing I would gladly reply in a civilized, respectful manner.
                          It's in the Bible and we want to go to Heaven. I really don't know what more you could possibly be looking for.
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                          1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                          Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                          Blogging for CHRIST!
                          Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                          All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                          Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
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                          • #14
                            Re: Death penalty for masturbation? The FACTS say YES!

                            What I am looking for is an explanation to your beliefs that extends beyond "what god wants from you".

                            The bible, as well as what we consider reality, are all subject to interpretation and perception. That is, as you read the bible you may interpret certain passages/ texts/ sections as leading to one specific and unwavering conclusion. The alternative I am offering up as a forum member is that perhaps this interpretation that leads to the persecution and hate of everyone who does not share the same exact interpretation as your church is a bit close minded. Now I do not say close minded in an insulting way at all, I am merely referring to the defintion of the word which reads "Intolerant of the beliefs and opinions of others; stubbornly unreceptive to new ideas." I am by no means judging you, because as a religious person myself, I understand that we are all sinners, all equal in the eyes of God.

                            I am here as an amiable, respectful American who is purely presenting the idea that perhaps the words of other prophets/ disciples that are so readily quoted are not as strong as the actions of your savior Jesus Christ (i.e. dining with sinners/ forgiving the wicked/ leading a life of divine love and forgiveness).

                            I am also curious as to how you were granted your immense power. Was it through divine inspiration, a gift from God himself, or rather a personal path to salvation as you see it?

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                            • #15
                              Re: Death penalty for masturbation? The FACTS say YES!

                              Originally posted by incapableofthought View Post
                              blah, blah more off topic, blah
                              Friend,

                              Do we have to put you on moderation because of your compulsive off-topic posting?

                              We do have threads and stickies that explain our (as in what Jesus tells us) beliefs. It is YOUR responsibility to go read them.

                              Now quit beating around the bush like some intellectual voluptuary and post something about masturbation.

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