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    Jesus Hates Your Mother

    Dear Friends,

    Please keep all this Mother's Day hoopla in perspective! After all, Jesus was no momma's boy. In fact, He was positively disinterested in the institution.



    According to Jesus Himself, He came "to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law." Matthew 10:35. Accord Mark 10:7, Luke 12:53.

    Further, "He that loveth father or mother more than me is not worthy of me: and he that loveth son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me." Matthew 10:37. Luke 14:26 ("If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple").

    Jesus even offered bribes for people to leave their mothers, saying the mother-shunners would be rewarded a hundredfold in the life to come. Mark 10:29-30.

    When he wasn't urging people to hate their mothers, Jesus was pretending not to know His own. Matthew 12:48. "Who is my mother," he asked, making her look insignificant so He could make a point to the crowd. Burn!

    Jesus showed up His mother over and over. For example, Luke 2:48-49 (mocking her for worrying about Him when He ran off to the Temple as a boy), John 2:4 (saying, when she asked for help, "Woman, what have I to do with thee?").

    One of Jesus's last acts on the Cross was to pawn Mary off to someone else to watch for Him. John 19:26-27.

    So before you send that Mother's Day card, ask yourself: is it worth your immortal soul?

    Yours in Him,
    bab
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  • #2
    Re: Jesus Hates Your Mother

    Jesus hated His mother too!

    Happy Mothers Day everyone!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #3
      Re: Jesus Hates Your Mother

      The telephone rang this sunday morning on mothersday - and i was sure it was my mother. My daughter ran to the phone but before she reached it i gave her a good beating telling her that Jesus hates her!
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      • #4
        Re: Jesus Hates Your Mother

        My mother is dead and she wasn't a true believing Christian so I guess you're right. She must be in hell by now.
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • #5
          Re: Jesus Hates Your Mother

          I too, am blessed with a dead mother.

          No big deal, like a typicala female, her soul was weak and destined for Hell. If I expressed feelings for her, Jesus would see that as a sign of weakness and not look favorably upon me.
          1 Corinthians 9:22
          To the weak became I as weak, that I might gain the weak: I am made all things to all men, that I might by all means save some.

          Romans 12:19
          Dearly beloved, avenge not yourselves, but rather give place unto wrath: for it is written, Vengeance is mine; I will repay, saith the Lord.

          Proverbs 29:11
          A fool uttereth all his mind: but a wise man keepeth it in till afterwards.

          Finally, a very apt verse for all mothers:
          Isaiah 48:22
          There is no peace, saith the Lord, unto the wicked.
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • #6
            Re: Jesus Hates Your Mother

            As a filthy sinner who wore mixed fabrics, my mother got what she deserved when she was gang raped to death in the ghetto of Detroit, Michigan by enormously endowed negro bucks with stocking masks. I am very grateful that the Lord rid the world of one more filthy sinner before she could seduce a proper white man into her perverted fornications.
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            • #7
              Re: Jesus Hates Your Mother

              Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
              As a filthy sinner who wore mixed fabrics, my mother got what she deserved when she was gang raped to death in the ghetto of Detroit..
              I was reading Deuteronomy this afternoon to some children who questioned the bit about mixed fibres. "What would God do?" they asked.

              We kept reading and sure enough, there it was!

              DEUTERONOMY 22 9 Thou shalt not sow thy vineyard with divers seeds: lest the fruit of thy seed which thou hast sown, and the fruit of thy vineyard, be defiled.
              10 Thou shalt not plow with an ox and an ass together.
              11 Thou shalt not wear a garment of divers sorts, as of woollen and linen together.
              12 Thou shalt make thee fringes upon the four quarters of thy vesture, wherewith thou coverest thyself.
              28 15 But it shall come to pass, if thou wilt not hearken unto the voice of the LORD thy God, to observe to do all his commandments and his statutes which I command thee this day; that all these curses shall come upon thee, and overtake thee:
              16 Cursed shalt thou be in the city
              20-24 The LORD shall send upon thee cursing, vexation, and rebuke, in all that thou settest thine hand unto for to do, until thou be destroyed, and until thou perish quickly; because of the wickedness of thy doings, whereby thou hast forsaken me. The LORD shall make the pestilence cleave unto thee, until he have consumed thee from off the land, whither thou goest to possess it. The LORD shall smite thee with a consumption, and with a fever, and with an inflammation, and with an extreme burning, and with the sword, and with blasting, and with mildew; and they shall pursue thee until thou perish. And thy heaven that is over thy head shall be brass, and the earth that is under thee shall be iron. The LORD shall make the rain of thy land powder and dust: from heaven shall it come down upon thee, until thou be destroyed.
              25-26 The LORD shall cause thee to be smitten before thine enemies: thou shalt go out one way against them, and flee seven ways before them: and shalt be removed into all the kingdoms of the earth. And thy carcase shall be meat unto all fowls of the air, and unto the beasts of the earth, and no man shall fray them away.
              27-29a The LORD will smite thee with the botch of Egypt, and with the emerods, and with the scab, and with the itch, whereof thou canst not be healed. The LORD shall smite thee with madness, and blindness, and astonishment of heart:
              And thou shalt grope at noonday KJV



              Obviously we read the whole book together. They asked questions. God answers: just keep reading.


              Here is the full context

              Here is the whole book


              DEUTERONOMY 34:12 And in all that mighty hand, and in all the great terror which Moses shewed in the sight of all Israel.
              KJV


              HALLELUJAH! . . . . .

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              • #8
                Re: Jesus Hates Your Mother

                Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
                The telephone rang this sunday morning on mothersday - and i was sure it was my mother. My daughter ran to the phone but before she reached it i gave her a good beating telling her that Jesus hates her!
                Very well done brother, I never celebrated mother's day with my mother when I was a girl, my daughters don't celebrate it either, and my husband is not different from us. My mother is a good woman, but Adam's mom is a complete whore who divorced from his father when Adam and I were newlyweds. If you ask me, this is the only gift that a woman like her deserves

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