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  • #16
    Re: Vegetarianism = Satanism

    Not enough has been said on this thread about seitan, the gateway wheat to satanism. I think it's pretty obvious why those hippies chose that name.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • #17
      Re: Vegetarianism = Satanism

      Originally posted by Kay Dee View Post
      Thank you Pastor Zeke! Any good recipes for man's best friend, German Shepherd/Alsation in particular?
      There are a few goods ones out there. Remember, you can make just about any of your favorite dishes with dog.

      Helpful Link to prepare the dog; http://www.everything2.com/title/Butchering+a+dog


      Dog roast

      1. One day in advance wash the dog inside and out; soak it in very cold water with vinegar for a few hours. This freshens and whitens the meat. Cook some carrots, celery and onions on low heat in oil for a good 10 minutes, stirring occasionally. The onions should become somewhat translucent, the carrots slightly caramelized. Add salt and thyme.

      2. Dry the dog thoroughly inside and out. You may stuff the dog with the vegetables at this time; however, if you use a conventional stuffing, such as one for a turkey, wait until just before cooking and make certain that the dog and stuffing are at room temperature.

      3. The easiest way to close the opening is to use an ice pick or an upholstery needle to punch rows of holes about an inch apart on both sides of the stomach flaps. Then lace it up with thick string just as you would a shoe. You may also use skewers and string as you would for a turkey.

      4. Place the dog in a big roasting pan; it may have to be placed diagonally. Tuck the hind legs close to the stomach on either side; tie them together with a string under the stomach if needed. The forelegs should be pointing straight ahead (also tied together so they won't spread out) and the head resting between them.

      5. Place a small piece of wood (like a child's block) or a piece of bunched-up foil in the mouth, opening it as wide as you can. Twist the tail into a curl and secure it with string or tape. Place crumpled aluminum foil in the eye sockets (some people place marbles).

      6. At this point you may cover it with plastic wrap and refrigerate it. Before cooking the dog, let it come to room temperature.

      7. Preheat oven to 230C. Baste every inch of the dog with oil, including the head, legs and tail. Make little covers for the ears and tail of aluminum foil.

      8. If your dog hangs over the pan, use heavy-duty foil to extend the pan so that any juices will be collected. Place the dog in the oven for 30 minutes.

      9. Remove the dog quickly, shutting the oven door, baste with oil again and return to the oven. Then reduce the temperature to 175C. Continue basting with oil every 20 minutes 4 to 5 mor

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      • #18
        Re: Vegetarianism = Satanism

        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
        Indeed... maybe we could force him to go through an intensive rehab operation, where he has to eat a big bloody steak every hour, on the hour, for a day or so?
        Hmmm irony good for the blood!
        I wouldn't turn hourly steaks down for sure!!
        Genesis 1:30 "And to every beast of the earth, and to every fowl of the air, and to every thing that creepeth upon the earth, wherein there is life, I have given every green herb for meat: and it was so."

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        • #19
          Re: Vegetarianism = Satanism

          Them vegans will be roasting in the pits of hell
          The one thing worse than a heathen, is the subjects to religious hypocrisy.

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          • #20
            Re: Vegetarianism = Satanism

            Originally posted by emmawilliams View Post
            Hmmm irony good for the blood!
            I wouldn't turn hourly steaks down for sure!!
            HAHAHAHAHA.
            your so funny.

            Vegetarianism is not satanism, what are you, fucking retarded?
            It's eating healthy and saving another living creature at the same time.

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            • #21
              Re: Vegetarianism = Satanism

              Originally posted by JimmyKimmel View Post
              HAHAHAHAHA.
              your so funny.

              Vegetarianism is not satanism, what are you, piffleing retarded?
              It's eating healthy and saving another living creature at the same time.
              That's not what the Holy Bible says, heathen.

              Matthew 25:35 For I was an hungred, and ye gave me meat: I was thirsty, and ye gave me drink: I was a stranger, and ye took me in:
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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              • #22
                Re: Vegetarianism = Satanism

                vegetarian [pron: vej-uh-ter-ian] adj. eater of fruits and grains and nuts; someone who eats no meat or fish or (often) any animal products. From the Algonquin begtu-rahhya – a poor hunter.
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                “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                Author of such illuminating essays as,
                Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                • #23
                  Re: Vegetarianism = Satanism

                  Another feline serving suggestion :
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                  Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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                  • #24
                    Re: Vegetarianism = Satanism

                    Originally posted by Oakland "Reb" Griner View Post
                    Another feline serving suggestion :
                    Ugh, I lost my apetite.

                    I love meat, but I would never eat a pet animal. I prefer entrecôte or duck. :O

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                    • #25
                      Re: Vegetarianism = Satanism

                      Hippie.

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                      • #26
                        Re: Vegetarianism = Satanism

                        Originally posted by JimmyKimmel View Post
                        HAHAHAHAHA.
                        your so funny.

                        Vegetarianism is not satanism, what are you, piffleing retarded?
                        It's eating healthy and saving another living creature at the same time.
                        I'm sure that I'm going to get all sorts of infractions for my foul language, but I don't care. So let me just say that if any of you tried to harm either of my kitty cats, let's just say I would bash your fucking skulls in with my dad's sledgehammer. Trust me, I helped my dad smash up all of the concrete and asphalt in our backyard with the sledgehammer; I can definitely shatter your skulls and scatter your brain matter all over the ground. Nobody fucks with my kitties

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                        • #27
                          Re: Vegetarianism = Satanism

                          You have a lot of anger issues. If I was your dad I wouldn't let you anywhere NEAR a sledgehammer.

                          Also, your death threats do not go unnoticed. I've forwarded your posts and your DoF file to the FBI to add to their information. They like to know who to investigate when there are unusual cases like sledgehammer murders.
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                          • #28
                            Re: Vegetarianism = Satanism

                            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                            You have a lot of anger issues. If I was your dad I wouldn't let you anywhere NEAR a sledgehammer.

                            Also, your death threats do not go unnoticed. I've forwarded your posts and your DoF file to the FBI to add to their information. They like to know who to investigate when there are unusual cases like sledgehammer murders.
                            I only have anger issues when people talk about killing and eating cats and dogs. I love animals, and I won't stand around and watch while some religious whackos harm them.

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                            • #29
                              Re: Vegetarianism = Satanism

                              Wow, you call yourself a CHRISTIAN? Of ANY sort? How dare you judge other people, you should be very ashamed of yourself. You're nothing more than a self-righteous piece of judgemental crap, who is probably just a "Christian" to look down on others. Get your head out of your ass and realize there are other ways to life than being a carnivorous, desensitized white american male who should have been casterized a LONG time ago (but by your default, I can see you might not even be a male. Since you want to go ahead and demasulinate others, I'll go right ahead and call it as I see it-)
                              You're a little faerie, and if God said to take it in the ass, you would bend over and call him daddy.


                              ANYWAYS, YES! Actually! Since I'm sure you know nothing about Satanism, I will be glad to inform you that satanism does equal vegetarianism.
                              See, satanists are actually REALLY good people. We do not worship satan, and we do not make animal sacrifises.
                              INFACT, We see animals and children as PURE, and innocent and should not be harmed!
                              Irony, huh?

                              and to the absurd male who claimed he contacted the F.B.I, I'm sure that if you really did commit such an act, they got as good of a laugh out of that idiotic movement.

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                              • #30
                                Re: Vegetarianism = Satanism

                                Originally posted by YouAreAllSheep View Post
                                Wow, you call yourself a CHRISTIAN? Of ANY sort? How dare you judge other people, you should be very ashamed of yourself. You're nothing more than a self-righteous piece of judgemental crap, who is probably just a "Christian" to look down on others.
                                I find it amusing for someone who comes here yelling at us that we don't know anything about Satanism, to be guilty of the same crime himself. You don't know about Christianity, boy! Can you show us book/chapter/verse where it commands us not to judge?

                                That is the single biggest misunderstanding people have about Christianity because nowhere in the Bible is there a single commandment telling us not to judge others. On the other hand, there are several verses which give us license to judge others.

                                Psalm 37:30 The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment.

                                John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

                                1 Corinthians 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.


                                There. Now stop repeating that tired lie over and over. Now you know what the Bible really says about judging!

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