My Booke of Shadoews

[Reuerend RauenMoone]

I pity the poor Baptists of this site, limiting yourselves to a single Holy Booke. I have a whole library full of Holy Bookes. You are looking at the spiritual world through a pinprick. I have a wide open panorama!

I must confess that I do have one Holy Booke that I trust more than all of the others, and that is my own personal Booke of Shadoews. Unlike other Holy Bookes where there is debate over who the author was and what her or his motivations might be, I KNOW who wrote this book and what my thinking and motivations were.

Here are some selections from it:

All spirituall pathes are equally valid.

Iesus Christ was the greatest witch euer to liue.

Broad is the way which leadeth vnto life, and eueryone be which goe in thereat.

For God so loued ye world, that he gaue his only begotten Sonne: that eueryone should not perish, but haue euerlasting life. He that beleeueth on him, is not condemned: Likewise hee that beleeueth not is also not condemned. Saluation doth not depend vpon beliefe.

[Marshall]

Re: My Booke of Shadoews

What sort of government school did you go to that was so incompetent that you can't even spell BOOK?

Spell book. Get it? Thats a witchcraft joke.
Like Wicca.

Mercy look at all those extra E's and whatnot.
It's like you just add letters to make you feel smarter like the Europeans do.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: My Booke of Shadoews

Here are some selections from it:

All spirituall pathes are equally valid.

Iesus Christ was the greatest witch euer to liue.

Broad is the way which leadeth vnto life, and eueryone be which goe in thereat.

For God so loued ye world, that he gaue his only begotten Sonne: that eueryone should not perish, but haue euerlasting life. He that beleeueth on him, is not condemned: Likewise hee that beleeueth not is also not condemned. Saluation doth not depend vpon beliefe.

Is it available in American?

[VictoryOS]

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Is it available in American?

I can't make heads or tails of it either, Brother Bathfire. At first I thought maybe all the words were written in reverse so they would invoke demons when read aloud. But if you look closely, there are a few words you can make out. Maybe there's a linguist around who can translate for us?

[Reuerend RauenMoone]

Re: My Booke of Shadoews

Is it available in American?

I'll modernize the spellings of those verses if you like:

All spiritual paths are equally valid.

Jesus Christ was the greatest witch ever to live.

Broad is the way which leads to life, and everyone is on that path.

For God so loved ye world, that he gave his only begotten Son: that everyone should not perish, but have everlasting life. He that believes in him, is not condemned: Likewise he that believes not is also not condemned. Salvation does not depend upon belief.

Is that better?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I pity the poor Baptists of this site, limiting yourselves to a single Holy Booke. I have a whole library full of Holy Bookes. You are looking at the spiritual world through a pinprick. I have a wide open panorama!

I must confess that I do have one Holy Booke that I trust more than all of the others, and that is my own personal Booke of Shadoews. Unlike other Holy Bookes where there is debate over who the author was and what her or his motivations might be, I KNOW who wrote this book and what my thinking and motivations were.

Here are some selections from it:

All spirituall pathes are equally valid.

Iesus Christ was the greatest witch euer to liue.

Broad is the way which leadeth vnto life, and eueryone be which goe in thereat.

For God so loued ye world, that he gaue his only begotten Sonne: that eueryone should not perish, but haue euerlasting life. He that beleeueth on him, is not condemned: Likewise hee that beleeueth not is also not condemned. Saluation doth not depend vpon beliefe.

HOW DARE YOU besmirch God's favorite forum with this satanic bile!? The title of this section is "Teaching HIS Word" by which is meant GOD ALMIGHTY not your dark master. The Holy KJV1611 Bible is God's ONLY True Word, and you know that very well! And your blasphemous attempts at altering His Word shall not go unpunished!

Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.

Matthew 4:4 Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.


By forcing us to read your demonic gibberish you have ensured yourself a place in the deepest pits of hell. I have sent you a bundle of infraction points, demon.

[Mrs. Rogers]

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I have a wide open panorama

I just bet you have, you ghastly little twerp! What a dreadful thing to announce on a Christian forum. You would do well to refrain from moping around the house in your mother's eye make-up, and get outside into the sunshine.

[Wide-Open]

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Thank you for coming to my defense Mrs. Rogers!

[Mrs. Rogers]

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Thank you for coming to my defense Mrs. Rogers!

The thought of this Mooning chap displaying his cavernous "panorama" was terrible enough, but that he has named it after you is an insult to all things Godly, Brother. I hope he now realises how inappropriate he is being, and seeks your forgiveness.