[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: A proposed new "Good Person Test", the childrens version

Alucard just sounds cool, that and the concept goes with the spelling of my forename.

Yes, a real woman. I'm sure one day you'll come across one too.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: A proposed new "Good Person Test", the childrens version

You know it's supposed to read, Alucard right?

Wait, you actually wanted to call yourself "dracula" backward?

And a Real Live Woman actually MARRIED you? Did you meet her playing Dungeons and Dragons or something?

Also I'm not a liberal or a republican. To be honest I don't care either way politically.

Again with the twisted "equality" philosophy. Disgusting.

Finally no, I serve no man.

This is as it should be. You, like us, should serve only God, the Creator.

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: A proposed new "Good Person Test", the childrens version

I dunno, do I get a free trial to help make up my mind?

[Brother J.H.]

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Jesus is not JUST a man. He is GOD!!!! Do you wanna burn in Hell for eternity? You're surely on your way.

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: A proposed new "Good Person Test", the childrens version

You know it's supposed to read, Alucard right?
Also I'm not a liberal or a republican. To be honest I don't care either way politically.
Finally no, I serve no man.

[Brother J.H.]

Re: A proposed new "Good Person Test", the childrens version

Then again, I'd rather be equal in hell to a mass murdering rapist cookie stealer than to be beneath any of you, figuratively or literally.

No, you don't. Hell is a lake of fire. You will be eternally seperated from God and us True Christians. Please, if you are not a member of the Anti Christian Lawyers Union then please come join us. Get Saved! Stop your filthy lie-beralism.

Will you come serve God?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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I'm sorry but if you're little speech about any sin being as bad as any other sin is true then that's just retarded. How can stealing a cookie be as bad as raping someone? That's just messed up mate.

Take it up with the Almighty. Rev. Rodimer didn't write the Bible; he just preaches it.

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

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I didn't say everyone was equal. Would you stop with the equality crap. I'm sorry but if you're little speech about any sin being as bad as any other sin is true then that's just retarded. How can stealing a cookie be as bad as raping someone? That's just messed up mate.

Then again, I'd rather be equal in hell to a mass murdering rapist cookie stealer than to be beneath any of you, figuratively or literally.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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What I meant was that they're normal things to do, they're not sinful.

So you're saying that because everybody sins, it's OK?

Must be part of your ACLU Equality Gospel.

Well, here's some equality for you, sonnyboy:

James 2:10
For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

That's right, in God's eyes, the child stealing a cookie and lying about it is the equal of a child-raping Catholic pedophile priest, the equal of a mass-Christian-murdering Cuban dictator, the equal of those evil Chinese who stole 315 Bibles from a missionary group, the equal of a donkey-bothering perverted Muslim furry!

They and you will all be equal in the fires of Hell!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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What I meant was that they're normal things to do, they're not sinful.

Romans 3:23: For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God.

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

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What I meant was that they're normal things to do, they're not sinful.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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You can't say that to a kid under 8.

Says who?

'Sides, who hasn't done at least one of those things, they're things you're supposed to do when you're under 8. All children grab a cookie when no-one's looking, or lie to stay out of trouble.

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In fact I've done all 10 of those things before, except for maybe number 1 - if I did I don't remember.

You need a Savior.

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: A proposed new "Good Person Test", the childrens version

Without a saviour you could drop dead right this minute and you would burn in Hell for the rest of eternity. Hell is a really bad place, it's a pit of fire where you get sodomised by fire demons under your head explodes and then your body is recreated and it starts all over again. Do you want this to happen? Do you realise how terrible you are for doing these things? Will you accept Jesus?

You can't say that to a kid under 8. 'Sides, who hasn't done at least one of those things, they're things you're supposed to do when you're under 8. All children grab a cookie when no-one's looking, or lie to stay out of trouble. In fact I've done all 10 of those things before, except for maybe number 1 - if I did I don't remember.

[Brother J.H.]

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Ooooh. Those are good. I especially love number 6 and 8.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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6. Have you ever thought that anything else was more fun or worthwhile than going to church and glorifying God? This is called having other gods before God and is a sin. You need a Savior.

7. Have you ever thought that your parents must not be your real parents, or have you ever been embarrassed by them around your friends? This is called dishonoring your parents and is a sin. You need a Savior.

8. Have you ever put off doing your homework until Sunday night? This is called dishonoring the Sabbath and is a sin. You need a Savior.

9. Have you ever called anyone else on the playground by an impolite term? Jesus says that this is as bad as murder, and murder is a sin. You need a Savior.

10. When caught doing something bad, have you ever denied it? This is called lying and is a sin. You need a Savior.