Trump at the Vatican

[Father Maurice Lester]

You knew it was bound to happen. American Presidents looking for stature always insist on getting an invite to meet His Holiness and get themselves a photo-op with the world's leading Christian and God's very own spokesman on Earth.

Melania's current husband will be certain to have his personal photographers in tow as well as photogs from major American newspapers... unlike his recent private meeting in the White House with his Russian pals where only the spies from Tass were allowed to take pictures and bug his office.

I don't see the current President visiting Pat Robertson, Pastor Zeke or any of the other usual grifter suspects but he sure is keen to get a chance to see what a building full of paintings that don't feature velvet clowns looks like. The only Titian he is likely to see back home is a mortician!

The Pope, being the humble and totally chill fellow that he is, will no doubt see to it that Trump gets something to eat other than a bucket of KFC and we all know you cannot order Italian Chefs to turn food into charcoal and ketchup mash-ups favoured by peasants everywhere and in particular 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

I can't wait to hear the tapes from this meeting and I bet His Holiness answers most questions in Spanish with a Los Angeles accent just to tweak the dim sod. There is also every chance the Pontiff will ask Mr. mouth-breather what his favourite Bible verse is and there will be a Sarah Palin moment we will all laugh about for decades!





Bless you, my dacnomaniacal deplorables,
Father Mo





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[Felicity]

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[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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Well, the pasta eating papist Vatican spin doctor is back - just in time to be debunked by the Truth®, and we have no doubt that Mr. Trump will set a few things straight with the "new" pope.

Whatever "high culture" the Vatican can claim was stolen from enslaved masses over the centuries by the Iron Fist of Satan - the pope. Centuries of torture, inquisitions, fraud, theft, and persecution led any faithful to attempt revolt (like Martin Luther) and to ultimately immigrate to God's new chosen land, America. Is it any wonder that the high times for the cathylicks have been named by historians as the "Dark Ages".

It was only after God sent the Bubonic Plague to Europe that things loosed up at bit and we got the Renaissance. It took the British to finally break the evil bonds with the pope - and they were rewarded with the wealth of the Industrial Revolution.

Bless you too, my Goebbels wannabe.

[Father Maurice Lester]

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Well...

Sean Spicer claptrap removed for clarity and brevity

...Bless you too, my Goebbels wannabe.

Trump will kiss the ring. We both know it. They always do.

Pictures to follow.




Bless you, my Mr. Sarah Huckabee (Colonel) Sanders,
Father Mo




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[Alvin Moss]

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You knew it was bound to happen. American Presidents looking for stature always insist on getting an invite to meet His Holiness and get themselves a photo-op with the world's leading Christian and God's very own spokesman on Earth.

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I suspect that a more accurate description of the meeting between The President and the Head Idol Worshipper will be a litany of complaints about the Pope's Mexicans who keep illegally entering the US, child molesting priests infesting our cities and a warning about what will happen if these atrocities continue. I expect that President Trump will have photographs of the recently devastated Syrian poison gas air base to drive home his suggestions that the Pope stop consorting with communists and others who want to destroy America. Mr. Trump may even insist that the Pope resign and retire to a monastery for reflection.

[Titus Templeton]

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Vatican is probably the most pathetic state imaginable. ISIS could invade it in a few days if there was no Italy around it.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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I expect President Trump to offer the Pope big money in franchise fees for use the the name, Catholic Bingo, in his casinos. I'm sure the Pope will hint how much he would enjoy a stay at one of the Trump properties and the President will comp the Holy Father for life.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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Trump will kiss the ring. We both know it. They always do.

Pictures to follow.




Bless you, my Mr. Sarah Huckabee (Colonel) Sanders,
Father Mo




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Let's face it, the Vatican's glory days have long passed yet the dreams of recapturing them live on. There have been many attempts - like secretly arranging a "potato famine" to get the Irish to invade in mass immigration. Sure, they managed to get one cathylick President elected - JFK, but even he didn't kiss the pope's ring. In fact, no sitting President of the Godly USA has ever kissed the pope's ring - which leads to serious doubts as to whether Donald Trump will ever kiss the ring of a communist pope.

There are rumors that your consolation prize might be that one of your zombies, Callista Gingrich, will be appointed Vatican ambassador - Donald Trump really does have a sense of humor.

Bless you again, my deluded dogma huckster.

[Thomas Taylor]

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Let's face it, the Vatican's glory days have long passed yet the dreams of recapturing them live on. There have been many attempts - like secretly arranging a "potato famine" to get the Irish to invade in mass immigration. Sure, they managed to get one cathylick President elected - JFK, but even he didn't kiss the pope's ring. In fact, no sitting President of the Godly USA has ever kissed the pope's ring - which leads to serious doubts as to whether Donald Trump will ever kiss the ring of a communist pope.

There are rumors that your consolation prize might be that one of your zombies, Callista Gingrich, will be appointed Vatican ambassador - Donald Trump really does have a sense of humor.

Bless you again, my deluded dogma huckster.

Brother William,


Those durty micks had to work their passages to get across the Atlantic and it was all done 3rd class. Typical of papists, working passages is how they worm their way into society.


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[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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Brother William,


Those durty micks had to work their passages to get across the Atlantic and it was all done 3rd class. Typical of papists, working passages is how they worm their way into society.


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It's scandalous how they treat their faithful parishioners Brother Taylor, if not downright despicable considering the vast holdings of the "church" and the incalculable wealth sitting in the Vatican Bank. As for what they do with those vast sums of money, only once in a great awhile do we get a glimpse of it - like publishing porn.

It's rumored that all those Cardinals and Bishops are more perverse than the Gnomes of Zurich - weekly gathering naked in the Vatican Bank vaults and holding sodomistic orgies while counting the money to tunes of up-tempo Gregorian Chants in Latin with perverted lyrics.

Revealed: publisher owned by the Catholic Church sells pornography
Germany's bishops promise to stop the company's distribution of erotic novels

Tony Paterson - Saturday 5 November 2011 00:00 GMT

Germany's biggest Catholic-owned publishing house has been rocked by disclosures that it has been selling thousands of pornographic novels with titles such as Sluts Boarding School and Lawyer's Whore with the full assent of the country's leading bishops.

The revelations made in the publishing-industry newsletter Buchreport concern Weltbild, a company with an annual €1.7bn (£1.5bn) turnover and 6,400 employees. It is Germany's largest bookseller after Amazon and wholly owned by the Catholic Church.

Buchreport revealed that Weltbild's massive assortment of titles available to customers online includes some 2,500 "erotic" books with unmistakably lewd titles including Call Me Slut!, Take Me Here, Take Me Now! and Lawyer's Whore, to name a few. The publisher's website also pictures the titles' lascivious dust jackets that feature colour photographs of scantily clad women in high heels and erotic underwear.

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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/revealed-publisher-owned-by-the-catholic-church-sells-pornography-6257572.html

[Thomas Taylor]

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It's scandalous how they treat their faithful parishioners Brother Taylor, if not downright despicable considering the vast holdings of the "church" and the incalculable wealth sitting in the Vatican Bank. As for what they do with those vast sums of money, only once in a great awhile do we get a glimpse of it - like publishing porn.

It's rumored that all those Cardinals and Bishops are more perverse than the Gnomes of Zurich - weekly gathering naked in the Vatican Bank vaults and holding sodomistic orgies while counting the money to tunes of up-tempo Gregorian Chants in Latin with perverted lyrics.

Brother William, given that they consort with pornographers it would not surprise me if next week we see reports of bestiality and pedophilia. The depths to which the papist stoops knows no bounds.


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[Johny Joe Hold]

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I somewhat worried about the trip to the Vatican. Our hero President has such a desire to provide wins for his country he sometimes goes a little far. He wanted to get Jew money so he sent daughter, Ivanka, over to the Jews to marry.

He still has an unmarried daughter. I'm fearful he will sell her to the Catholics while doing deals at the Vatican.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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I somewhat worried about the trip to the Vatican. Our hero President has such a desire to provide wins for his country he sometimes goes a little far. He wanted to get Jew money so he sent daughter, Ivanka, over to the Jews to marry.

He still has an unmarried daughter. I'm fearful he will sell her to the Catholics while doing deals at the Vatican.

With all due respect Mayor, the cathylicks wouldn't be interested in buying daughters.

Doesn't Trump have a young boy somewhere - either a son or grandson?

[Johny Joe Hold]

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With all due respect Mayor, the cathylicks wouldn't be interested in buying daughters.

Doesn't Trump have a young boy somewhere - either a son or grandson?

You are referring to Barron Trump. This is making me very nervous:

[Brother Harold Porter]

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You are referring to Barron Trump. This is making me very nervous:

I'm not concerned, Brother Mayor Hold. The adoration in young Barron's eyes for his father, the shorts and the deck shoes. This is a tremendously loving relationship between father and son.

When President Trump makes his necktie knot (with Scotch tape underneath), it shows that he is ready to sprint after any homo-rectalist that might threaten his son.

Really, I have never seen such frank love between a man and his pre-pubescent offspring. It's all good!

I'm a lot more worried about the papists that might snatch young Barron into the "apse" for unlawful anal intercourse. But I know that Mr. Trump will be on top of it all.


In Christ