Stop Catholics From Promoting Sissified Football

[Johny Joe Hold]

I don't know why Catholics think it is their duty is to improve the rest of us. Take football.

The best think about football is watching huge bodies smashing against each other and seeing players carted off the field on a stretcher. You know it injures players and that makes it fun. There are always players on the bench that cheer when someone is carried off because they now get to play.

The nose-in-the-air Catholics at St. Thomas Aquinas University have joined a league that limits players to 178 pounds. They are almost midgets. Let's hope these starving little men do not take over the real football of 400 pounders crashing in to each other.

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/11/08/sports/college-sprint-football.html

[Basilissa]

Re: Stop Catholics From Promoting Sissified Football

I followed your link, and it seems to me that Catholics are cheating, as always. Just look at this picture from that article. The guy standing in the middle in a gray shirt is definitely more than 178 lb:

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Stop Catholics From Promoting Sissified Football

I haven't spoken much of my youth (it's not been that long) as a papist master of the gridiron. Yes, believe it or not, I was a football star during my days at Our Lady of the Root Cellar High School. The headlines were quite repetitive as we were very good:


Our Lady Crushes Sacred Heart
Our Lady Stuns Christ the King
Our Lady Takes Down Blessed Savior in Stunner


In my senior year, our school district expanded and we traveled to play against Miraculous Heart of Mary. We had heard they were tough, and indeed they were. They were also 400 pound giants. The shortest player was 6'2". Cheaters one and all. The headline: Miraculous Heart of Mary Races Past Our Lady in 77-3 Victory.


The point of my story is that there are high schools sending these huge players to college despite any rule about weight or height. You can't trust a catholic. They are ALL heathen haters. Well, except for Coach Brother Lafollette who loved us so much he would shower with us to make sure we had good hygienic skills.


BrotherLarry

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Stop Catholics From Promoting Sissified Football

I followed your link, and it seems to me that Catholics are cheating, as always.

What we need to remember is that America is the land of opportunity. We should not take opportunity away from young Christian men. The greater the chance of serious injury the bigger the payday. It's the payday that counts.

We have fans of pro football paying hundreds of dollars a Sunday to see these huge men smash each other. Those tickets will go unclaimed if the players weigh 178 pounds and don't get injured.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Stop Catholics From Promoting Sissified Football

One historical example of the cathylicks enlisting the power of Satan is Knute Rockne and his Notre Dame "Fighting Irish" (more of an oxymormon taking a group of heavy drinking and naturally belligerent cathylick Irish and turning them into "football" players).

The only thing one can say is that at least they accomplished something - unlike the lazy nigras that like to kneel during our Godly National Anthem, and then complain about being unemployed.

Those brain injuries can leave you about as bright as a low wattage appliance bulb, but you're well compensated for it - and it has opened up the lucrative field known as "sports medicine".