Jesus welcomes a new child Saint

[Romeo Rovagnati]

It's with great joy that I announce you that the process of beatifyng and canonizing Saint Carlo Acutis has finally been completed by His Holiness Pope Leo XIV.

He is the first Millenial Saint to be in Heaven. Let's pray that more Millenials and every generation after them see the light and follow his example of devout Christian. Oh and he was also 15 years old when he died.

Anyway, he is a Saint that is expert with the Computer and Technology, no surprise as, like Pope Francis I said (may He rest in piece) Internet is a gift from God. And, according to some sources, he loved the Video Game Halo (by the title, it can really be seen as something holy. )

For more info about his canonization, read here: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5yg5me8dvlo

[MitzaLizalor]

I note that he's positioned in front of the Aten, as though when he spoke it was the sun god Ra speaking.

My question is about the spinning top. Is that his special power?

[Johny Joe Hold]

I note that he's positioned in front of the Aten, as though when he spoke it was the sun god Ra speaking.

My question is about the spinning top. Is that his special power?

I'm with you, Sister Mitza, on suspicion about this move by the new Poperramma. What I see is money changing hands. I'm sure a big payment from the Silicon Valley to the Vatican can make saints.

[Basilissa]

Anyway, he is a Saint that is expert with the Computer and Technology, no surprise as, like Pope Francis I said (may He rest in piece) Internet is a gift from God.

Are you implying that Catholics are supposed to pray to him when their computers are infected with viruses, to save the computer?

What a backward bunch, believing in such stupid superstitions. Viruses are caused by demons and only a prayer by our own Pastor Zeke can deal with that.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

I see that the Catlick "church" where he was baptised claims to have a single strand of his hair. Have they not cleaned the font since 1991? If so, how come it was still there? If not, how can they tell it was his? And if they keep a strand of every baby's hair, carefully tagged and preserved, just on the off chance that the infant might at some point become a saint, how big is their basement?

[Elmer G. White]

Inevitably, a false prophet. This is, of course, the default state of the Catholic Cult, making decisions without consulting the KJV Bible. The pivotal verses are in Luke 4:

Luke 4: 23-24
And he said unto them, Ye will surely say unto me this proverb, Physician, heal thyself: whatsoever we have heard done in Capernaum, do also here in thy country. And he said, Verily I say unto you, No prophet is accepted in his own country.

The person uttering these words of wisdomhood is no othern than Jesus H. Christ.
1. Apparently, this young person was sick. If a saint, why did he not heal himself?
2. It seems that this "prophet" IS accepted in his own country, that is the Italian lands. If he were a True^TM prophet, you would not accept him but he might be quite well received, e.g., in Vanuatu, Djibouti, or Surinam.

I rest my case. Now, Mr. Rovagnati! Discard the sin and join our True Christian^TM church. You'll need to stop sodomizing but that is a small prize to pay for Eternity!

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Jesus welcomes a new child Saint

Are you implying that Catholics are supposed to pray to him when their computers are infected with viruses, to save the computer?

Ha ha! They've been without a saint of electricity for decades, if they can remember that far back, papists having notoriously short memories. Contemporaries such as Thomas More & the Borgias and Benito Mussolini & Pius XI (aka Ratti, 1st king of Vatican City) will have faded by now but how about 2004? It's not that long ago. I can remember it well enough:

Sicilians summon exorcist as ‘evil spirit’ becomes too hot to handle
.A VILLAGE in Sicily where household appliances, furniture and everyday objects have spontaneously burst into flames is to call in an exorcist. Experts on electricity, magnetic fields, telephone technology, geology and civil protection have already descended in force on the village of Canneto di Caronia, on the coast near Messina. All have concluded, despite exhaustive tests, that they are dealing with “a scientifically inexplicable phenomenon”. . . .perhaps current accumulates in the [railway] tracks and then spreads by unidentified means to houses. The Italian State Railway said, however, that after villagers had staged a sit-in on the line last Sunday as a protest — risking electrocution in the process — it had stopped all trains for one night and turned off the power. The fires had continued the next day as if nothing had happened.

Signor Spinnato said that he hoped that the fires would be put out “either by the technicians or by an exorcist — and at this point I have more faith in the exorcist”

Vatican bastard child with so-called Scientific Method highlighted by me



This is what I mean by short memories. If those electromagnetic specialists had been consulted, the mystery of the spinning top and the computer virus would have been solved, no saint required! The following clip—simply the shortest one I could find—even has the round magnet "concealed" below the laptop to levitate the top BUT THEY DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THEY WERE DRAWING. The worst counterproductive application of perspective ever presented in religious art yet still they fawn. What laptop would work with a great magnet plonked underneath? It makes me sick.

https://www.thetimes.com/travel/destinations/europe-travel/italy/sicily/sicilians-summon-exorcist-as-evil-spirit-becomes-too-hot-to-handle-6prqzlfvcvs