Catholic Videogame Taking Place in Hell!

[Mr.Brightside]

www.dantesinferno.com

DISGUSTING!

[Brother Enoch]

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[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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Actually this looks like an exciting video game. Normally I am against most video games but this actually looks Godly!

On the right side of the main page, there is a Facebook app. It says "GO TO HELL: Send sinners to Hell, torment and punish them.
6495 souls currently in Hell."

This is wonderful and I'm installing this app right away!

[Brother Enoch]

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Hmm. Maybe you're right, I'll give it another look.

[Gabriel Reproba]

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What a great simulation of what the LORD JESUS is all about!

I will have all of my sons who are under 12 years old play this game day and night. It should scare the sissy and sin right out of them.

[Scotty S]

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Hmm. Maybe you're right, I'll give it another look.

I have spent the past few hours looking all over these threads on this site, and I have to say I am baffled by how much spupidity a group (apparently a few hundred/thousand strong??) is capable of spewing upon thousands of readers.

First and foremost I am glad that all of you believe that the Lord Jesus Christ died on the cross to save your sins, but I think everyone here needs reminding - that is the only requirement to achieve everlasting life.

Look at this knucklehead, a post earlier he claimed this game was the end of the world, a sure-sign of the antichrist, yet once he is told it is not a "Catholic Deamon" unleached upon your "holy church" you decided in your infinate wisdom it was something to buy for the children of the world.

Let me remind you that God is humble, merciful, and loving. He gave us this earth, for us... ALL OF US. Not just you, not just me, but for everyone. Jesus loves you just as much as he loves Marilyn Manson, and as much as you try to deny the inevitable, eventually it will hit you, it just might be Peter slapping you in the face at he gates.

I truely hope that you all realize that by casting sinners away from your church you are casting Jesus away.


PS - I read a post earlier about Albert Hoffman and how LSD is some kind of "Devils Juice". Let me remind all of you that LSD is synthisized from ergot, which is a mold commonly found on bread... So when all of our ansestors were starving and ate the only bread they had, and consequently tripped for the next 9 hours, I'm pretty sure they still said grace before they ate, and before they went to bed.

All of your self-ego's are a manifestation of the devil... get off your high horse and try to bring people into the kingdom of heaven instead of casting them away.

[Nobar King]

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You sure are a fine example of true Christianity. How about easing off the mind-erasing drugs for a bit and you might realize how imperfect even YOU are.

[Bob4God]

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I'm all for showing people how terrifying and excruciating the LORD's plans for sinners are, but I'm still undecided about this.

This game might give young, impressionable children the idea that they can save themselves from Hell, when of course, only JESUS can save them. And as we know, impressionable children have no business playing video games, they belong in church!

The only way I'll support this game is if the creators insert scripture from the KJV at the end of every level and a link to our website where players can get saved.

[Levi Jones]

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I have spent the past few hours looking all over these threads on this site, and I have to say I am baffled by how much spupidity a group (apparently a few hundred/thousand strong??) is capable of spewing upon thousands of readers.

Hatred? We are simply brimming with Godly love.

First and foremost I am glad that all of you believe that the Lord Jesus Christ died on the cross to save your sins, but I think everyone here needs reminding - that is the only requirement to achieve everlasting life.

You have never read the Bible, have you?

You seem to has some serious misconceptions about God. I'm going to set you straight with some selected verses.

Look at this knucklehead, a post earlier he claimed this game was the end of the world, a sure-sign of the antichrist, yet once he is told it is not a "Catholic Deamon" unleached upon your "holy church" you decided in your infinate wisdom it was something to buy for the children of the world.

Anyone can be wrong once in a while. Even Jesus had to correct the Apostles.

Luke 9:54-55
And when his disciples James and John saw this, they said, Lord, wilt thou that we command fire to come down from heaven, and consume them, even as Elias did? But he turned, and rebuked them, and said, Ye know not what manner of spirit ye are of.

Let me remind you that God is humble, merciful, and loving.

God is not the nice guy you fluffy bunny cafeteria Christains make him out to be.

1 Samuel 15:3
Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass.

Deuteronomy 2:33-35
And the LORD our God delivered him before us; and we smote him, and his sons, and all his people. And we took all his cities at that time, and utterly destroyed the men, and the women, and the little ones, of every city, we left none to remain:
Only the cattle we took for a prey unto ourselves, and the spoil of the cities which we took.

Exodus 4: 24-25
And it came to pass by the way in the inn, that the LORD met him, and sought to kill him. Then Zipporah took a sharp stone, and cut off the foreskin of her son, and cast it at his feet, and said, Surely a bloody husband art thou to me

Jeremiah 18:11
Now therefore go to, speak to the men of Judah, and to the inhabitants of Jerusalem, saying, Thus saith the LORD; Behold, I frame evil against you, and devise a device against you: return ye now every one from his evil way, and make your ways and your doings good.

Amos 3:6
Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?

Isaiah 45:7
I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

Exodus 20:5
I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me

He gave us this earth, for us... ALL OF US. Not just you, not just me, but for everyone. Jesus loves you just as much as he loves Marilyn Manson, and as much as you try to deny the inevitable, eventually it will hit you, it just might be Peter slapping you in the face at he gates.

Proverbs 6:16-19

These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

Malachi 1:1-3
The burden of the word of the LORD to Israel by Malachi. I have loved you, saith the LORD. Yet ye say, Wherein hast thou loved us? Was not Esau Jacob's brother? saith the LORD: yet I loved Jacob,
And I hated Esau, and laid his mountains and his heritage waste for the dragons of the wilderness.

Revelation 2:6
But this thou hast, that thou hatest the deeds of the Nicolaitanes, which I also hate.


Jeremiah 44:3
Because of their wickedness which they have committed to provoke me to anger, in that they went to burn incense, and to serve other gods, whom they knew not, neither they, ye, nor your fathers.

I truely hope that you all realize that by casting sinners away from your church you are casting Jesus away.

A little more about us.

Hebrews 7:26
For such an high priest became us, who is holy, harmless, undefiled, separate from sinners, and made higher than the heavens;

1 Corinthians 6:3
Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters?

2 Corinthians 6:17
Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord, and touch not the unclean thing; and I will receive you.
1 Peter 2:9
But ye are a chosen generation, a royal priesthood, an holy nation, a peculiar people; that ye should shew forth the praises of him who hath called you out of darkness into his marvellous light;

I hope this clears up some of your confusion about the nature of the LORD.

YIC,

Levi

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Let me remind you that God is humble, merciful, and loving. He gave us this earth, for us... ALL OF US. Not just you, not just me, but for everyone. Jesus loves you just as much as he loves Marilyn Manson, and as much as you try to deny the inevitable, eventually it will hit you, it just might be Peter slapping you in the face at he gates.

God is humble? Please show me where you find this in the Bible.

God is merciful? Everlasting torture in Hell instead of instantaneous non-existence is mercy?

God drowned everyone on the earth except Noah and his family once. Remember? He didn't make the earth for people who hate Him, but only for those who love and obey Him.

[Scotty S]

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John 11:26
And whoever lives and believes in me shall never die. Believe you this?

Is that not clear enough?

Matthew 25:40
Truly, I say to you, as you did it to one of the least of these my brothers, you did it to me.

We should tatoo this on your pastor's forehead so when he kicks sinners out of your church they realize in a real place of God they are more than welcome.


The best thing about all of you is that you all are too ignorant to realize that you are dragging dog shit though your own house.

Wake up and wipe the shit off your shoes, because God doesn't want dog shit in heaven.

The best part about all of this is that God has a sense of humor (because he created us in his image)... your homes in heaven will all be sandwiched between Lutherans and Catholics.

I think we might find it more amusing that you.

[apple9]

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This game Is a very inaccurate look at hell the torture isn't That gruesome and it does not say at any Point That Landover baptist Is One of the last refuges for true Christians Also hell is segmented with ATHEISTS and other Non believers getting a cushy stay on the top with NO Torture. However you get to torture them Maybe Landover should make a more accurate one.

[Brother Enoch]

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The best thing about all of you is that you all are too ignorant to realize that you are dragging dog shit though your own house.

Wake up and wipe the shit off your shoes, because God doesn't want dog shit in heaven.

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You are the dogshit on our shoes in your metaphor, yes?

You're absolutely right!

I've never seen someone so cleverly beg to be banned before! Or make such a lucid case for it.

Kudos!

[Samuel Coleridge]

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John 11:26
And whoever lives and believes in me shall never die. Believe you this?
Is that not clear enough?

Let's take a look at the same chapter, shall we?

John 11:22
But I know, that even now, whatsoever thou wilt ask of God, God will give it thee.

Do you honestly believe this? You just have to believe hard enough and you will get whatever you want! Name it and claim, eh Mr. Landover style Christian?

The mere sarcasm emote cannot possibly convey my dripping scorn and dislike for this statement. In fact, I'm going to give you negative rep for it. (A first)

What of works? Perhaps you have heard of a book in our LORD's inerrant Word called James? I know you right wing types wanted to leave it out of the Bible as apocrypha.

Matthew 25:40
Truly, I say to you, as you did it to one of the least of these my brothers, you did it to me.

I simply love Matthew 25! Let's have your checklist of how you are living it.

Matthew 25:35-36
For I was an hungred, and ye gave me meat: I was thirsty, and ye gave me drink: I was a stranger, and ye took me in:
Naked, and ye clothed me: I was sick, and ye visited me: I was in prison, and ye came unto me.

Tell me your Christlike views on socialism, friend.

We should tatoo this on your pastor's forehead so when he kicks sinners out of your church they realize in a real place of God they are more than welcome.

I couldn't agree more. The Universalist Unitarian Church will welcome you with open arms, friend!

The best thing about all of you is that you all are too ignorant to realize that you are dragging dog poop though your own house. Wake up and wipe the shit off your shoes, because God doesn't want dog **** in heaven.

Why the filthy language? Why are you calling the Landoverites dog ****. That's not what our LORD would want us as sweet loving Christians to do.

Your skeptical friend in Christ,

Sam

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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John 11:26
And whoever lives and believes in me shall never die. Believe you this?

Is that not clear enough?

Matt. 7:21-23: Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven. Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works? And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

Is that not clear enough?

Matthew 25:40
Truly, I say to you, as you did it to one of the least of these my brothers, you did it to me.

Don't think that we ignore the parable of the sheep and the goats. In fact, we have an entire thread on it.