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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555

    #91
    Re: 11 deadly sins of the Catholic Church

    Originally posted by popeJP View Post
    What are you talking about you fat man. We are anti-abortion and because you can;t tolerate other religions you are going to Hell. We are the one TRUE church.
    God Bless Pope Benedict XVI
    Well, well, if it isn't the Whore of Babylon himself! What are you doing here? Did your master satan send you here to try and force us to worship Mary?

    Get Thee HENCE!!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • PlainOldTeenageBS
      Unsaved trash
      • Jun 2009
      • 3

      #92
      Re: 11 deadly sins of the Catholic Church

      Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
      Don't worry, bearing with idiots for a moment is our speciality. But be warned, bearing with them for two moments is NOT.



      What, apart from being on God's speed-dial (according to Catholics)?



      "You shall know them by their fruits"

      Alcohol, which is not evil, is made by and for upstanding white Christians. The only effect it has on a Christian is that it gives him the courage disicline his wife and children, which he may have been too squeamish do to while sober.

      Reefer madness, on the other hand, is infinately more destructive than alcohol. A pot "high" has the symptoms of philosophizing (putting God to the test) "munchies" (a perverted desire to have oral sex with one's food) and, of course, recruitment into cults like Rastafarianism.

      That's why pot is evil and illegal while alcohol is endorsed by 75% of patriotic country and western songs.
      Wait a second here... You are encouraging beating up wife and kids while being drunk?

      And NEWS FLASH, reefer madness was a campaign that was created to scare people into keep marijuana illegal because the hemp industry was threatening the logging industry that many congressmen had invested heavily in. I fail to see how munchies, which is just an increase in hunger, can be turned into "the desire to have oral sex with your food." HAHAHAHA how is eating having oral sex with your food? Sir, you must be high off the lack of food intake if you are afraid that eating food is somehow homosexual. Please tell me how a plant that God created, which has many medical applications, is evil. God does not create things that are evil. Man corrupts things and twists their meaning to make them evil. Man abuses things and makes them evil. You drinking too much and beating your wife and kids over and over is evil. People like you make me sick. I bet you do nothing other than act holy, drink, and wife/child abuse. May God have mercy on you when you make your way to his gates, I really hope he can see past all your rediculous faults and let you in... I really do.
      Romans 14:23 And he that doubteth is damned if he eat, because he eateth not of faith: for whatsoever is not of faith is sin.

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      • Ezekiel Bathfire
        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
        Christ's Rottweiler
         
        • Jan 2008
        • 22878

        #93
        Re: 11 deadly sins of the Catholic Church

        Originally posted by PlainOldTeenageBS View Post
        Wait a second here... You are encouraging beating up wife and kids while being drunk?
        Who said anything about been drunk?

        And NEWS FLASH, reefer madness was a campaign that was created to scare people into keep marijuana illegal because the hemp industry was threatening the logging industry that many congressmen had invested heavily in.
        I see you are one of the tin-foil hat conspiracy theorists...
        Please tell me how a plant that God created, which has many medical applications, is evil.
        The Tree of Knowledge was not evil, yet He created it.
        God does not create things that are evil.
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?

        Exodus 4:11 And the LORD said unto him, Who hath made man's mouth? or who maketh the dumb, or deaf, or the seeing, or the blind? have not I the LORD?


        Why are you calling God a Liar?
        Man corrupts things and twists their meaning to make them evil.
        No, False Christians like you do that. You distort and corrupt His Word and tell lies about Him.
        Man abuses things and makes them evil.
        a minute ago you were saying drugs are good - I suspect you are one of those of whom you speak!
        May God have mercy on you when you make your way to his gates, I really hope he can see past all your rediculous faults and let you in... I really do.
        Having read that post and seen how you corrupt God's Word, how you pretend to know God's Word yet, like a ravening wolf, you lead people awy from the narrow path, I rather think it is you who should worry over your immortal soul.

        I urge you to repent and be Saved(tm).
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        • SayvedByTheLord
          Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
          True Christian™
          • May 2007
          • 3151

          #94
          Re: 11 deadly sins of the Catholic Church

          Welcome to our Godly Forum™. Thank you for taking time out from your sodomite activities with Mel Gibson and joining us. Why not go to the introduction section and tell us about yourself.

          How many times were you diddled by your priest while growing up ?

          Originally posted by popeJP View Post
          What are you talking about you fat man. We are anti-abortion and because you can;t tolerate other religions you are going to Hell. We are the one TRUE church.
          God Bless Pope Benedict XVI


          Leviticus 26:27-29

          27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
          28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
          29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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          • James Peter
            Papist Stooge
            • Aug 2009
            • 401

            #95
            Re: 11 deadly sins of the Catholic Church

            I can't believe how CLOSE-MINDED, BIGOTED, and INTOLERANT you Protestants are! It's ridiculous! In the Catholic Church, we are taught to love everyone. We are a very open, and accepting group. You have to understand that the Catholic Church is the first and only True Church in the world, and that anyone who goes against it goes to hell, including all of you!
            in nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritūs Sancti

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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748

              #96
              Re: 11 deadly sins of the Catholic Church

              Originally posted by James Peter View Post
              I can't believe how CLOSE-MINDED you Protestants are!
              Of course we're close-minded. We're all Christians, and we're here for the same reason.

              You Catholics are close-minded, too.

              Did you mean closed minded? That would be pretty insulting, considering the source.
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • James Peter
                Papist Stooge
                • Aug 2009
                • 401

                #97
                Re: 11 deadly sins of the Catholic Church

                Yes, I meant closed-minded. Unlike the Pope, I am not infallible. But it's still true what I said. My priest even told me so.
                in nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritūs Sancti

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                • James Hutchins
                  True Christian™
                  Just a Regular Nice Guy
                   
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 29453

                  #98
                  Re: 11 deadly sins of the Catholic Church

                  Originally posted by James Peter View Post
                  Yes, I meant closed-minded. Unlike the Pope, I am not infallible. But it's still true what I said. My priest even told me so.
                  I am sure he whispered it to you while he had his hands under your altar boy smock while the two of you were in the rectory.
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • James Peter
                    Papist Stooge
                    • Aug 2009
                    • 401

                    #99
                    Re: 11 deadly sins of the Catholic Church

                    That is so cliched! Learn the truth here!
                    Search the world's largest database of answers about the beliefs and practices of the Catholic faith. Learn more about Catholicism through articles, books, videos and more.


                    What is the true nature of the sex abuse problem?

                    In significant ways the media's coverage of the scandal has been misleading or inaccurate. For example, the media reported the scandal almost exclusively in terms of "pedophile priests." This is not correct.

                    According to the American Psychiatric Association's Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders-IV, pedophilia is sexual attraction to children who have not yet arrived at puberty (DSM-IV, 528). While there have been priests who were pedophiles, the overwhelming majority of cases involved a disorder called ephebophilia, a term that refers to sexual attraction to minors who have arrived at puberty (i.e., teenagers). But we shouldn't give a false emphasis to the clinical term ephebophilia, because it masks the real nature of what is occurring: priestly homosexual activity with under-aged males.
                    See, the few priests who are even doing this stuff it's usually not with prepubescent boys!
                    in nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritūs Sancti

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                    • James Hutchins
                      True Christian™
                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                       
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 29453

                      #100
                      Re: 11 deadly sins of the Catholic Church

                      Originally posted by James Peter View Post
                      That is so cliched! Learn the truth here!
                      Search the world's largest database of answers about the beliefs and practices of the Catholic faith. Learn more about Catholicism through articles, books, videos and more.


                      See, the few priests who are even doing this stuff it's usually not with prepubescent boys!
                      Please, you think anyone will ever believe a catlick propaganda site? That is like going to a Chinese site to confirm the kidde toys they make are not toxic.
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • Nobar King
                        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                        Christ's Guardian
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2007
                        • 23748

                        #101
                        Re: 11 deadly sins of the Catholic Church

                        it masks the real nature of what is occurring: priestly homosexual activity with under-aged males.
                        I don't think you read your citation clearly enough!
                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                        • James Peter
                          Papist Stooge
                          • Aug 2009
                          • 401

                          #102
                          Re: 11 deadly sins of the Catholic Church

                          Yes, but POST-pubescent underage boys. HUGE difference! See, a pre-pubescent rapist one would probably go to hell, but a post-pubescent one probably just goes to purgatory for a few centuries.
                          in nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritūs Sancti

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                          • James Hutchins
                            True Christian™
                            Just a Regular Nice Guy
                             
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 29453

                            #103
                            Re: 11 deadly sins of the Catholic Church

                            Originally posted by James Peter View Post
                            Yes, but POST-pubescent underage boys. HUGE difference! See, a pre-pubescent rapist one would probably go to hell, but a post-pubescent one probably just goes to purgatory for a few centuries.
                            Now I know you are an absurd troll.
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • James Peter
                              Papist Stooge
                              • Aug 2009
                              • 401

                              #104
                              Re: 11 deadly sins of the Catholic Church

                              How am I trolling. All I did was post a direct quote from an article from a real Catholic website, and state some things about the Catholic belief in purgatory. Is this so much different from your postings about modern events and Biblical interpretations? Why can't I speak here as a Catholic?
                              in nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritūs Sancti

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                              • Rev. Jim Osborne
                                True Christian™ Televangelist
                                Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                                On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                                True Christian™
                                • Jun 2009
                                • 8622

                                #105
                                Re: 11 deadly sins of the Catholic Church

                                Hey alter boy, there's no purgatory in the Bible. The Bible makes it clear there is a Heaven and a Hell and nothing in between.

                                Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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