[Jack O'fagan]

Re: Why Roman Catholic Papists Are NOT Christians

Dear, I hate to ruin your day, but the Bible doesn't directly say that the world is flat. You are inferring that, but it's wrong. NASA launched a shuttle last year, some 2000 years after Matthew wrote. Since then, science has made great strides, and proved the roundness of the earth.
Question: when do I get my "round earth" badge for "intelligently educating the ignorant flat-earthers?"

Well I'm sure modern scientists say that virgins don't give birth. Do you agree with them?

YIC

Jack

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Dear, I hate to ruin your day, but the Bible doesn't directly say that the world is flat.

What's taught by necessary inherency is still taught. That's basic reading comprehension.

You are inferring that, but it's wrong. NASA launched a shuttle last year, some 2000 years after Matthew wrote. Since then, science has made great strides, and proved the roundness of the earth.

Check one:

[_] The earth is flat.
[_] The Bible is false.

Question: when do I get my "round earth" badge for "intelligently educating the ignorant flat-earthers?"

When you've intelligently educated us about anything.

[Cindy Lou Jenkins]

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Dear, I hate to ruin your day, but the Bible doesn't directly say that the world is flat. You are inferring that, but it's wrong. NASA launched a shuttle last year, some 2000 years after Matthew wrote. Since then, science has made great strides, and proved the roundness of the earth.
Question: when do I get my "round earth" badge for "intelligently educating the ignorant flat-earthers?"

So you are saying that the Earth is spherical, yet Jesus and Satan could see all of the kingdoms of the world from a single point of high elevation? Okay. Did they use mirrors?

[Cbeck29]

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So you are saying that the Earth is spherical, yet Jesus and Satan could see all of the kingdoms of the world from a single point of high elevation? Okay. Did they use mirrors?

Maybe they did use mirrors. Maybe they staged the moon landing. Maybe every space launch since has been a perfect hoax. Maybe orbit is not a real word.will someone explain to me why I can get in a plane, fly in a straight line, and 25,000 miles later arrive at the exact spot at which I started. I would like a statistic recording the victims of the catholic lie who have inadvertently fallen off the edge of the biblically flat earth.
Cindy Lou, I quite frankly need to tell you that I do not agree with Matthews vaguely interpreted verse. I challenge you to go to the nearest supermarket, and preach about the flatness of the earth. People will throw so much food at you, that you will be able to feed your family for months.
The earth is round everybody, the bible may be in this case, dead ass wrong.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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The earth is round everybody, the bible may be in this case, dead ass wrong.

So you publicy deny God's Word. Nice. Why, then, call yourself a Christian?

[James Peter]

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Maybe they did use mirrors. Maybe they staged the moon landing. Maybe every space launch since has been a perfect hoax. Maybe orbit is not a real word.will someone explain to me why I can get in a plane, fly in a straight line, and 25,000 miles later arrive at the exact spot at which I started. I would like a statistic recording the victims of the catholic lie who have inadvertently fallen off the edge of the biblically flat earth.
Cindy Lou, I quite frankly need to tell you that I do not agree with Matthews vaguely interpreted verse. I challenge you to go to the nearest supermarket, and preach about the flatness of the earth. People will throw so much food at you, that you will be able to feed your family for months.
The earth is round everybody, the bible may be in this case, dead ass wrong.

http://www.scripturecatholic.com/geocentrism.html

"In fact, the Church has other dogmatic, infallible teachings such as the Immaculate Conception of Mary with less Scriptural, papal, patristic and medieval support than geocentrism. The Church has also not annulled her condemnations of heliocentrism. Those who hold the geocentric view believe that God made the earth the spiritual and material center of the universe for the Incarnation of His only-begotten Son, where Jesus’ sacrifice is perpetually offered “from the rising of the sun to its setting” (Mal. 1:11), and where Jesus dwells in His Eucharistic presence under the appearance of bread and wine.


It is, therefore, consistent with Catholic teaching to believe that Jesus Christ, the God-man, has united divinity with humanity at the center of the universe which is earth. On a more basic level, if the earth is the center of the universe, then this means that someone (God) put it there. Given the dynamics of the universe, the relative positions of the heavenly bodies, and the size of the earth, it would be impossible for the earth to be the center of the universe unless a divine agent worked out all the details."

[Cindy Lou Jenkins]

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the bible may be in this case, dead *potty mouth deleted* wrong.

So...


How does it feel to reject the Word of God? Do you feel guilty? Or proud?

[Jack O'fagan]

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Maybe they did use mirrors. Maybe they staged the moon landing. Maybe every space launch since has been a perfect hoax. Maybe orbit is not a real word.will someone explain to me why I can get in a plane, fly in a straight line, and 25,000 miles later arrive at the exact spot at which I started. I would like a statistic recording the victims of the catholic lie who have inadvertently fallen off the edge of the biblically flat earth.
Cindy Lou, I quite frankly need to tell you that I do not agree with Matthews vaguely interpreted verse. I challenge you to go to the nearest supermarket, and preach about the flatness of the earth. People will throw so much food at you, that you will be able to feed your family for months.
The earth is round everybody, the bible may be in this case, dead ass wrong.

The high mountain is in Mark and Luke as well. Do you honestly think they were all wrong? Do you think you are a Christian when you don't trust three of the gospels?

The gospels are true. The clue is in the name,

YIC

Jack

[Cbeck29]

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So you publicy deny God's Word. Nice. Why, then, call yourself a Christian?

So...


How does it feel to reject the Word of God? Do you feel guilty? Or proud?

I feel like I am desperately trying to modernize you Midwestern, uneducated, bible thumpers. I call myself a Christian because my religion worships Christ, for whom Christianity is named, in case you can't pick up on that subtlety. However, Christ does not require me, nor you, to trick yourself into the crazy delusion, that the earth... Is flat. That bible verse does not objectively say that the earth is flat. It says that Jesus and Satan, went on a mountain, and saw kingdoms. Despite this, even if you believe with all your heart that it means the earth is flat, you must be torn by the obvious examples provided suggesting its objective roundness. You can keep shoving this isolated bible verse in my face, but your baptist delusions invoke pity rather than any sense that the earth could be a frisbee spinning through space.
I do feel proud to deny your demented interpretation of the bible.
I feel like I am being punked here.

[James Peter]

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I feel like I am desperately trying to modernize you Midwestern, uneducated, bible thumpers. I call myself a Christian because my religion worships Christ, for whom Christianity is named, in case you can't pick up on that subtlety. However, Christ does not require me, nor you, to trick yourself into the crazy delusion, that the earth... Is flat. That bible verse does not objectively say that the earth is flat. It says that Jesus and Satan, went on a mountain, and saw kingdoms. Despite this, even if you believe with all your heart that it means the earth is flat, you must be torn by the obvious examples provided suggesting its objective roundness. You can keep shoving this isolated bible verse in my face, but your baptist delusions invoke pity rather than any sense that the earth could be a frisbee spinning through space.
I do feel proud to deny your demented interpretation of the bible.
I feel like I am being punked here.

http://www.scripturecatholic.com/geocentrism.html

"What is the conclusion? Heliocentrism cannot be taught as a certainty. It is only a hypothesis, and a hypothesis can either be a possibly true explanation, or an avowedly false one. Science has not proven either geocentrism or heliocentrism, but the Scriptures, the Apostolic Tradition, and the Magisterium of the Church support the geocentric position."

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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I feel like I am desperately trying to modernize you Midwestern, uneducated, bible thumpers. I call myself a Christian because my religion worships Christ, for whom Christianity is named, in case you can't pick up on that subtlety. However, Christ does not require me, nor you, to trick yourself into the crazy delusion, that the earth... Is flat. That bible verse does not objectively say that the earth is flat. It says that Jesus and Satan, went on a mountain, and saw kingdoms.

All the kingdoms of the world. Don't forget that bit.

Despite this, even if you believe with all your heart that it means the earth is flat, you must be torn by the obvious examples provided suggesting its objective roundness. You can keep shoving this isolated bible verse in my face, but your baptist delusions invoke pity rather than any sense that the earth could be a frisbee spinning through space.
I do feel proud to deny your demented interpretation of the bible.
I feel like I am being punked here.

What interpretation? We're giving the Bible its clear meaning.

You said that the Bible could be wrong. How, then, do you know anything reliable about Jesus? Also, since you think that the Catholic institution gave us the Bible, aren't you saying that the Catholic institution failed what would have to be its most important task?

[Cbeck29]

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Haven't you ever seen a globe.
Why is your cult the only people on the round planet who don't accept its shape.
When your children ask you if they can see what the earth looks like from space, do you hand them a world map, and hastily toss globes into a bonfire to hide them from the modern truth?

[John Creeser]

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Lord, another wafer munching ring kissing catholic that believes they are Christian.

Is this not a catholic prayer?

Hail Mary, full of grace.
Our Lord is with thee.
Blessed art thou among women,
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb,
Jesus.
Holy Mary, Mother of God,
pray for us sinners,
now and at the hour of our death.
Amen.

I rest my case, you are NOT Christian. You are a filthy Mary worshiper in a cult that encourages pedophilia

[Didymus Much]

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...will someone explain to me why I can get in a plane, fly in a straight line, and 25,000 miles later arrive at the exact spot at which I started...

Let's look at your "fly in a straight line" statement.

First off, how do you know you're flying in a straight line? You look at your compass, right? In the picture below, let's say you start flying due west. If you could see that far, you'd see the North Pole out the right hand windows of your plane. If you keep the North Pole out the right hand windows of your plane (so you keep going due west), where would you end up? Right back where you started. So that DOES NOT prove that the Earth is spherical.



Second, let's assume that the Earth is spherical. If you flew 25,000 miles IN A STRAIGHT LINE, you'd be in outer space, not back where you started.

What are they teaching kids in Catholic schools these days?

[Cbeck29]

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Lord, another wafer munching ring kissing catholic that believes they are Christian.

Is this not a catholic prayer?

Hail Mary, full of grace.
Our Lord is with thee.
Blessed art thou among women,
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb,
Jesus.
Holy Mary, Mother of God,
pray for us sinners,
now and at the hour of our death.
Amen.

I rest my case, you are NOT Christian. You are a filthy Mary worshiper in a cult that encourages pedophilia

In your crazy whack job religion, who the heck is the mother of god? Since you believe the bible to the "t" you must admit that he was human. Do humans not have mothers? Whose was his?