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  • Pope wants to baptise aliens

    Pope Frances has now completely lost the plot and says he would happily baptise aliens.



    Pope Francis has said that if Martians came to him asking to be baptised he wouldn't turn them away.

    The pontiff has said that he would be willing to baptise creatures from another planet if they came to the Vatican, asking “who are we to close doors” to anyone.
    Right, because they only close the doors to their evil cult when people are trapped on the inside.

    Pope Francis is not the first one to hint at alien baptism. Vatican Scientist Guy Consolmagno suggested in 2010 that aliens might have souls and could be baptized if they asked for it.
    Vatican Scientist???? He's the Pope's Astrologer!

    Daniel 2:27-29

    Daniel answered in the presence of the king, and said, The secret which the king hath demanded cannot the wise men, the astrologers, the magicians, the soothsayers, shew unto the king;

    But there is a God in heaven that revealeth secrets, and maketh known to the king Nebuchadnezzar what shall be in the latter days. Thy dream, and the visions of thy head upon thy bed, are these;

    As for thee, O king, thy thoughts came into thy mind upon thy bed, what should come to pass hereafter: and he that revealeth secrets maketh known to thee what shall come to pass.

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    All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:



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    Re: Pope wants to baptise aliens

    A sad piece of news but no surprise. Fluffy lieberals seem to thrive on these "aliens", although I suspect they might be suffering from a disease, probably associated to sodomy.

    Some years ago the demonic demoncrats had a similar fad.



    This was published in a respectable newspaper.

    Exodus 18:3 does not mean this in my opinion.

    Again, something that connects papists and demoncrats.

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    Elmer
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      Re: Pope wants to baptise aliens

      Have the Romanist priests run out of earthling altar boys to rape?
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        Re: Pope wants to baptise aliens

        Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
        Have the Romanist priests run out of earthling altar boys to rape?
        I think pope has ment that their backdoors in The Catlick Church are open to every catholic priest
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          Re: Pope wants to baptise aliens

          So all of you are acknowledging that aliens exist??

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            Well let's see... if there are other life forms in the Universe than SURELY they are also children of God and as such would be welcome into the Church HE built on The Rock of Saint Peter!

            Are you Baptwits suggesting that God's children are not to be blessed if they accept Jesus as their personal saviour?

            As always, the Church, and its brilliant new Pontiff, are seeing the bigger picture with the usual eye for science and the possibilities it brings mankind.




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              Re: Pope wants to baptise aliens

              Originally posted by disgusting filthy dirty hippie View Post
              So all of you are acknowledging that aliens exist??
              You have serious problem. I think your bad behavior is a symptom of sin. You have chosen the sin of dyslexia and that might also be the reason why you smoke weed.

              Weed does not make the sin go away, Jesus does.
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                Aliens are demons. Everyone knows that!

                The pope is also a demon. He is like the head demon who is in charge of Earth. His job is to send as many people as he can to . I'd saying he is doing a good job because everyone knows is mostly full with Catlicks.
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                  Those papist shysters will shake ANYONE down for a buck.

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                    Re: Pope wants to baptise aliens

                    Next he'll be baptizing chickens....

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                      The current pope is obviously not the first one to show interest in demonic "aliens". It is quite feasible that the constant sodomization (Leviticus 18:22) of underage males leads to 1) entrance of Satan via the orifice intended for exit only, and 2) the subsequent possession that changes children into these "aliens".

                      We know that Hitler was in good terms with the pope:


                      And we also know that he had close connections to these "aliens":


                      Thus, it is absolutely no surprise that the current pope is trying 3) to mislead the public into "believing in aliens" (no way the minuscule "planets" or "stars" could host actual living entities). He is 4) hiding something sinister (as always). I think that 5) the Cat Licks must have been the actual driving force that led to the situations depicted in these pictures.

                      Most disturbing. Time you allocate some hours on prayer and contemplation on this. Thanks again, Sister Mrs. Attila, for these precious data.

                      Ephesians 5:12 For it is a shame even to speak of those things which are done of them in secret.

                      I hope to see more and more of Cat Licks led into this True Christian™ Forum by JESUS. I'm doing some serious praying on that.

                      Praise GOD.

                      Yours in Christ,

                      Elmer
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                        Re: Pope wants to baptise aliens

                        Originally posted by Elmer G. White View Post
                        A sad piece of news but no surprise. Fluffy lieberals seem to thrive on these "aliens", although I suspect they might be suffering from a disease, probably associated to sodomy.

                        Some years ago the demonic demoncrats had a similar fad.



                        This was published in a respectable newspaper.

                        Exodus 18:3 does not mean this in my opinion.

                        Again, something that connects papists and demoncrats.

                        Yours in Christ,

                        Elmer
                        Wow.

                        I always knew Chelsea Clinton was rather ugly, but I never suspected that it was because she was an ILLEGAL ALIEN*!!!!







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                          Re: Pope wants to baptise aliens

                          Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                          Wow.

                          I always knew Chelsea Clinton was rather ugly, but I never suspected that it was because she was an ILLEGAL ALIEN*!!!!

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                            Originally posted by disgusting filthy dirty hippie View Post
                            So all of you are acknowledging that aliens exist??

                            No, we do not. The point is that there is no such thing as a space alien and the Roman Pope's desire to get his hands on one is further evidence that he is not a Christian, nor is any other Roman.
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                              Re: Pope wants to baptise aliens

                              Originally posted by Elmer G. White View Post
                              I hope to see more and more of Cat Licks led into this True Christian™ Forum by JESUS. I'm doing some serious praying on that.

                              Praise GOD.

                              Yours in Christ,

                              Elmer
                              I used to be a Cat Lick, but Praise Jesus, my eyes have been opened to that blasphemy!

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