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  • Wafer Munchers Finally Admit To Sponsoring The Gay Agenda

    It has been well known for a long time that Catholic priests love nothing more than sodomising altar boys and forcing them to drink blood but now they have decided to go public with their support of turd burglary.




    Halfway through the Vatican synod on the family, Pope Francis has scored a first quiet victory.

    He has convinced many Catholic Church leaders to moderate their formerly strongly critical language about gay unions, and to admit that homosexuals may have "gifts and qualities to offer".
    Gifts to offer? I suppose someone like the obviously gay Pope Francis of ASS-sissy is bound to consider AIDS and anal prolapse a gift, but the men of Landover are no sissies!


    Pope Francis - gay as the day is long.

    Once again we at Landover must stand firm behind each other and thrust the gay menace from our midst. The very idea that the homosexual deathstyle can be considered Christian is an abomination. Small wonder the ring kissers were the first to bend over and take the gay deathstyle challenge.

    The gay agenda is more menacing than ever.


    Some queers yesterday.

    DO WE REALLY WANT THESE BUTTMUNCHERS TO TAKE OVER OUR LAND? They'll be wanting us to marry dogs next like the dot heads.


    India. Perverts and monkey god worshippers.

    Rampant gay faggotry led to them now marrying dogs. We cannot allow this in God's favourite lands.

    Join with me in prayer.

    1. Thank God for his power to deliver from every bondage.
    2. I break myself from every spirit of sexual perversion, in the name of Jesus.
    3. I release myself from every spiritual pollution emanating from my past sins of fornication and sexual immorality, in Jesus’ name.
    4. I release myself from every ancestral pollution, in the name of Jesus.
    5. I release myself from every dream pollution, in the name of Jesus.
    6. I command every evil plantation of sexual perversion in my life to come out with all its roots, in the name of Jesus.
    7. Every spirit of sexual perversion working against my life, be paralyzed and get out of my life, in the name of Jesus.
    8. Every demon of sexual perversion assigned to my life, be bound, in the name of Jesus.
    9. Father Lord, let the power of sexual perversion oppressing my life receive the fire of God and be roasted, in the name of Jesus.
    10. Every inherited demon of sexual perversion in my life, receive the arrows of fire and remain permanently bound, in the name of Jesus.
    11. I command every power of sexual perversion to come against itself, in the name of Jesus.
    12. Father Lord, let every demonic stronghold built in my life by the spirit of sexual perversion be pulled down, in the name of Jesus.
    13. Let every power of sexual perversion that has consumed my life be shattered to pieces, in the name of Jesus.
    14. Let my soul be delivered from the forces of sexual perversion, in the name of Jesus.
    15. Let the Lord God of Elijah, arise with a strong spirit wife/ husband and all the powers of sexual perversion, in the name of Jesus.
    16. I break the hold of any evil power over my life, in Jesus’ name.
    17. I nullify every effect of the bite of sexual perversion upon my life, in the name of Jesus.
    18. Every evil stranger and all satanic deposits in my life, I command you to be paralyzed and to get out of my life, in the name of Jesus.
    19. Holy Ghost fire, purge my life completely, in the name of Jesus.
    20. I claim my deliverance from the spirit of fornication and sexual immorality, in the name of Jesus.
    21. Let my eyes be delivered from lust, in the name of Jesus.
    22. As from today, let my eyes be controlled by the Holy Spirit, in the name of Jesus.
    23. Holy Ghost fire, fall upon my eyes and burn to ashes every evil force and all satanic power controlling my eyes, in Jesus’ name.
    24. I move from bondage to liberty in every area of my life, in the name of Jesus.
    25. Thank God for answers to your prayers.

    AMEN
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    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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    Re: Wafer Munchers Finally Admit To Sponsoring The Gay Agenda

    The mask has gone into the trash. Faggotry is one of the few subjects on which Mystery Babylon followed anything even loosely resembling Biblical teaching, and now it's adopted the "morals" of the fallen world even on that.

    But perhaps we can caption the photos:
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    "Ooh, girlfriend, that fabulous frock is to die for!"
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      Re: Wafer Munchers Finally Admit To Sponsoring The Gay Agenda

      As the final step in its road to hell, the Catlick somebodies have revealed what they really believe: HOMERSEXUALITY IS NOT A SIN.

      The recent meeting of the Synod of All Sin did not mention the sin of homerism. It only talked of the great contributions of homers.

      We at LBC have not seen any contributions.

      Today the Synod of Bishops issued a document that represents a stunning change in the way that the Catholic church speaks about the LBGT community The Synod said that gay people have quot gifts and talents to offer the Christian community quot This is something that even a few years ago would ha
      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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        Re: Wafer Munchers Finally Admit To Sponsoring The Gay Agenda

        Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
        As the final step in its road to hell, the Catlick somebodies have revealed what they really believe: HOMERSEXUALITY IS NOT A SIN.

        The recent meeting of the Synod of All Sin did not mention the sin of homerism. It only talked of the great contributions of homers.

        We at LBC have not seen any contributions.

        http://americamagazine.org/content/a...tunning-change
        A stunning change, eh?


        James 1:17 Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, and cometh down from the Father of lights, with whom is no variableness, neither shadow of turning.

        The invariant Truth of the King James Bible comes from the Father of lights up above. I wonder where this week's half-baked Mary-hailer doctrine comes from?
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          Re: Wafer Munchers Finally Admit To Sponsoring The Gay Agenda

          The Roman institution has backpedaled and has — surprise! — lied when called on its backpedaling.

          Only somewhat liberal-biased news source:

          Vatican Alters Draft Report Translation About Gays

          The Vatican is watering down a ground-breaking overture to gays — but only if they speak English.

          After a draft report by bishops debating family issues came under criticism from conservative English-speaking bishops, the Vatican released a new translation on Thursday.

          A section initially titled "Welcoming homosexuals" is now "Providing for homosexual persons," and the tone of the text is significantly colder and less welcoming.

          * * *

          The Vatican spokesman, the Rev. Federico Lombardi, said English-speaking bishops had requested the changes, arguing that the first translation was hasty and error-ridden.

          When Lombardi was shown how significantly the meaning had changed, he pledged to investigate and didn't rule out a third version.
          That may mollify conservative Catholic fish heads, but it will surely outrage Jesus even further:

          [Revelation 3:15-16 KJV] 15 I know thy works, that thou art neither cold nor hot: I would thou wert cold or hot. 16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.
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            Re: Wafer Munchers Finally Admit To Sponsoring The Gay Agenda

            They're paving the way to excuse their priests. Next they'll be telling us that peddos make great contributions! Then all their priests can be exonerated. They don't want to 'defrock' them, at least not in public.
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              Re: Wafer Munchers Finally Admit To Sponsoring The Gay Agenda

              At first, it would seem even the ring kissers seem to be waking up to the gay menace now.



              A European state that properly persecutes the homersex agenda is rare, but this one seems to be doing the work of the LORD despite its incense-swinging past.

              Slovakia will be voting on a referendum this Saturday that, if passed, would ban marriage and adoption rights to homosexual couples in the country. Last June the country added language to the constitution that banned recognition of same-sex couples, so the referendum will not be adding anything new on that front, but the denial of adoption rights is salt in the wound of same-sex couples. Enter Pope Francis who this past Wednesday in Rome said,
              I greet the pilgrims from Slovakia and, through them, I wish to express my appreciation to the entire Slovak church, encouraging everyone to continue their efforts in defense of the family, the vital cell of society.
              However, as usual the Catholics want to leave the back door wide open for their boy-fondling priests by muddling their message.

              Confusingly, Father Martin Kramara, the spokesperson for the Conference of Slovak Bishops, [said]
              We would be very unhappy if [the referendum] generates any animosity against homosexually oriented people.
              So do the Catlicks hate gayboys or not? As usual they don't seem to have a clue what God wants - which is, of course, to kill them all.
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              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
              The truth about volcanos
              Sex and debauchery in public schools
              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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              • #8
                Re: Wafer Munchers Finally Admit To Sponsoring The Gay Agenda


                Never the most prepossessing bunch these freaks seem to think they're the last word in what other people should do. Everyone else should be married but not them. Hanging out in nightclubs? That would be a "sin of the flesh" except if it's their nightclub and you're interested in a bit of discreet muttering. The double standard is mind boggling.



                How is this different from any goth or emo joint? Prancing around in fancy dress, obsessing over dung and corpses, spouting garbage. If a priest showed up.. who do they think they're kidding? The place must be crawling with the things and as for sponsoring the gay agenda, just how shake your hips to the Village People can you get?

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                • #9
                  Romanite Mass is blasphemious

                  Romanite cannibals spit in Christ's face and say your Atonement was not good enough, then they poop their god in the toilet.
                  Rom 9:13 As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated.
                  Rom 9:14 What shall we say then? Is there unrighteousness with God? God forbid.
                  Rom 9:15 For he saith to Moses, I will have mercy on whom I will have mercy, and I will have compassion on whom I will have compassion. Rom 9:16 So then it is not of him that willeth, nor of him that runneth, but of God that sheweth mercy.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Wafer Munchers Finally Admit To Sponsoring The Gay Agenda

                    Yes, I have noticed a Romish theme in your posts.

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