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  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12735

    #1

    Donald Trump Speaks in Parables Just Like Jesus Did.

    All the other contenders for the Republican nomination for President speak directly about their relationship with God. They flat out say they hear from God and know they are headed for heaven.

    What I like about Donald is his depth. He doesn't just blabber on about his faith and walk with Jesus. What he says needs to be studied and interpreted.

    For example, he doesn't say he prays. But, when he says his faith is important and he attends church faithfully each Christmas and Easter one needs to study that.

    What Donald means there is that he is praying often and hearing positive replies from God. It tells us he is closer personally to Jesus than any other politician.

    Then, there is the issue of abortion. He tells this story. He used to be in favor of abortion. Then a friend of his fathered a child. The friend wanted the mother to get an abortion. She refused. Now, the father receives great joy from his child. Donald tells us this story changed his mind about abortion.

    Studying this parable, one can see what Donald means without saying it directly. He is saying human life is created when the female egg unites with the male sperm and destroying this egg is murder. His expression is, again, very indirect. But he means abortion is murder.

    All this is heavy stuff. It makes Donald a mysterious and deep intellectual force. We Republicans can consider ourselves fortunate to have such a man walking among us.
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Donald Trump Speaks in Parables Just Like Jesus Did.

    I also admire his keen sense of knowing how to straighten out women. I suspect that he's had plenty of practice at it.

    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Johny Joe Hold
      Mayor of Freehold
       
      • Feb 2010
      • 12735

      #3
      Re: Donald Trump Speaks in Parables Just Like Jesus Did.

      A terrible smear has begun on the internet. I would not be surprised if the source is the Bush campaign. It is that Donald Trump is of Jewish ancestry.

      The made up story is that his ancestors came from Jewish Germany. Donald is of high class English Protestant ancestry. Many believe he is from royalty. Any other version of his past is just wrong.

      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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      • WickedWitch
        Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
        CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
        • Jan 2007
        • 1366

        #4
        Re: Donald Trump Speaks in Parables Just Like Jesus Did.

        Originally posted by Thread Title
        Donald Trump Speaks in Racist Gibberish
        Fixed that for you.
        This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #5
          Re: Donald Trump Speaks in Parables Just Like Jesus Did.

          Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
          Fixed that for you.
          Alie, shut your witch yap. No one is interested in your unsaved cannukistani yammering.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • 1liesalot
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Sep 2015
            • 64

            #6
            Re: Donald Trump Speaks in Parables Just Like Jesus Did.

            Thessalonian
            For the Lord Himself will come down from heaven with a shout of command, with ... the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first: ... shall be taken up together with them in the clouds to meet Christ, into the air, ...

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            • Basilissa
              South of the Border outreach program
              True Christian™
               
              • Mar 2013
              • 12978

              #7
              Re: Donald Trump Speaks in Parables Just Like Jesus Did.

              Originally posted by 1liesalot View Post
              Thessalonian
              For the Lord Himself will come down from heaven with a shout of command, with ... the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first: ... shall be taken up together with them in the clouds to meet Christ, into the air, ...
              Sweetie, I can see that you're are really trying! Good job!

              I know this must be really hard for you, but could you please try to:

              1) write coherently,
              2) cite the Scripture properly (book chapter:verse),
              3) cite the proper Scripture (KJV 1611).
              God created fossils to test our faith.

              * * *

              My favorite LBC sermons:
              True Christians are Perfect!
              True Christian™ Love.
              Salvation™ made Easy!
              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
              Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
              Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
              God HATES Rational Thinking!
              True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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