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God is not Fooling around
So many naysayers who refuse to believe the Grand Creator. These very same people always refer to the owners manual of their Prius when they want to blueteeth in to some metal noise yet they refuse to read the Bible as it has all the facts about humanity.
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Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household. -
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Interesting how Neil DeGrasse Tyson never uncovers or shares this kind of information. You'd think a man who has invested his life work in astronomy would look to the Greatest Source of Astronomical Knowledge in existence: the Holy Bible. But he's so frightened to be Expelled from the Scientific Community that he wouldn't dare question the Powers That Be in the academic world. SAD!Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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How would you know from the Holy Bible that the solar orbit of Uranus is 84 (earth) years?Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View PostComment
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What kind of question is that, potato head? You seem to be expecting God to write down all the details of the firmament in the Bible (KJV1611) - in which case it would have been as big as Neil DeGrasse Tyson's inflated ego.Originally posted by tomdstone View Post
You're expected to praise the awsomeness of God's creation yourself, otherwise God would have made you a common root vegetable like a potato.Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawnsigpicComment
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It contains all the scientific knowledge that God thinks we need.Originally posted by tomdstone View Post
Why are you so nosy and wanting to know more than God wants you to know? You realize this is what got Adam and Eve in trouble, right?God created fossils to test our faith.
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True Christians are Perfect!
True Christian™ Love.
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Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
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True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.Comment
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Asking about the solar orbit of your anus, that is what he is doing. It is a disguised yet obvious way of asking for gay sex. I overheard it once I was preaching in the men's bathroom of Constitucion Station in Buenos Aires.Originally posted by Basilissa View Post1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.Comment
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Look potato head, these "scientists" have spent billions of our hard earned dollars building giant atom smashers trying to figure out how God did it. Right now the biggest one is in France (CERN), and I'm waiting for the mooselimbs to get around to seeing it as an offense to their "Allah" and blowing the whole place up instead of continuously annoying the rest of us.Originally posted by tomdstone View Post
On the other hand, I once read an article that speculated it might be pretty easy to create another "universe" with as little matter as might be found in the fluff in your navel. This might be a good idea, you can then be the "god" in your own universe and we wouldn't have to bother tolerating your presence. Indeed, this might be the "final solution" to our LIEberal problem - we could deport them all to their own universe and they can play "god" with their own communist socialist universe instead of continuing to ruin countries like Russia and Venezuela, or for that matter states like California and cities like Detroit.Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawnsigpicComment
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