This Day in History: January 28th

[Dennis Lukes]

814 - Charlemagne, the first Emperor of the "Holy" Roman (Catholic) Empire, dies and goes to Hell.



1547 - King Henry VIII, obese glutton (Philippians 3:19) and founder of the false-Christian "Church" of England, perishes and is cast into Hell by Jesus. He is replaced as king by his nine-year-old son, Edward VI.


1813 - Vapid British whore Jane Austen publishes Pride and Prejudice, the first modern romantic comedy.



1871 - The Franco-Prussian War ends, no points for guessing how (hint: the French surrender).


1896 - Walter Arnold of East Peckham, Kent, UK, becomes the first person to be convicted of speeding. This British maniac is fined for traveling QUADRUPLE the posted speed limit (2 mph), proving that the English should not be allowed to drive. They can't even manage to drive on the correct side of the road.


1915 - Congress establishes the Coast Guard for some reason.



1958 - Danish Satanists patent Lego bricks to turn children against Jesus.



1986 - Millions around the world get a chance to see God's wrath in action as he destroys the Space Shuttle Challenger on live television and sends seven astronauts to Hell.

[Basilissa]

Re: This Day in History: January 28th

1986 - Millions around the world get a chance to see God's wrath in action as he destroys the Space Shuttle Challenger on live television and sends seven astronauts to Hell.

In what was the communist block in Eastern Europe at the time, the following joke was told afterwards:

After the Challenger disaster, American scientists gathered to analyze why one of the fuel tanks exploded. At the same time, Soviet scientists gathered to analyze why all of the fuel tanks have not exploded.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: This Day in History: January 28th

1986 - Millions around the world get a chance to see God's wrath in action as he destroys the Space Shuttle Challenger on live television and sends seven astronauts to Hell.

Oh, Brother Dennis, thank you for the reminder. That is one of my earliest memories. I was only about 18 months old at the time, but I still recall my brothers cheering.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: This Day in History: January 28th

Someone told me today is "Data Privacy Day".

I tracked his I.P. Address and forwarded it to the Department of Faith-Based Security. They are investigating as I write this.

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: This Day in History: January 28th

Someone told me today is "Data Privacy Day".

I tracked his I.P. Address and forwarded it to the Department of Faith-Based Security. They are investigating as I write this.

Nothing good can come of a non-Christian being allowed private Internet access. Jews post pornography (both legal and illegal). Muslims post beheading videos and terrorist training manuals. Liberals post fake news and anti-Republican propaganda. Negroes play the rap music, post pictures of themselves with guns and weed, and... whatever the heck this is. The chinks seem to do nothing but post walls of their scribblings. Russians sell illegal firearms and slaves. And so on and so forth. We should pass a law requiring a person to prove that they're a Christian before they are allowed to connect to the web.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: This Day in History: January 28th

We should pass a law requiring a person to prove that they're a Christian before they are allowed to connect to the web.

Obviously you are absolutely right, Brother Dennis, but I worry that this might prevent those of the Unsaved who actually obey secular law from accessing our site. What do you think? These are the people who, potentially (if rarely) might see Jesus's Holy Light and become True Christians™. Under such a law as you propose, the only Unsaved who would access our Godly forums would be those who disobeyed Romans 13:1 ("et al." - as the Romans themselves would have said ) by failing to submit to the governing authorities. As such, they could never be Saved. It is a dilemma or possibly a conundrum. (I have never been entirely sure what a conundrum is, but it sounds quite disagreeable.)

YiC
Joanna

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: This Day in History: January 28th

Obviously you are absolutely right, Brother Dennis, but I worry that this might prevent those of the Unsaved who actually obey secular law from accessing our site. What do you think? These are the people who, potentially (if rarely) might see Jesus's Holy Light and become True Christians™. Under such a law as you propose, the only Unsaved who would access our Godly forums would be those who disobeyed Romans 13:1 ("et al." - as the Romans themselves would have said ) by failing to submit to the governing authorities. As such, they could never be Saved. It is a dilemma or possibly a conundrum. (I have never been entirely sure what a conundrum is, but it sounds quite disagreeable.)

YiC
Joanna

You may have a point. They should be allowed monitored Internet access. All of the pornography, fag-enabling, leftist news sources, foreign gibberish, and other filth should be deleted as well. Let's Make the Internet Great Again!