[Collinslaw]

Re: Adolf Hitler Is in Heaven? Eyewitness Testimony!

Eyewitness Testimony! The best kind of evidence there is! And even better if the testimony is uttered by a True Christian™ Eyewitness. A foreign - and thus slightly suspicious - pastor brings us tidings of his recent visits in Heaven. Based on the data we gathered he may even have visited Heaven 15 times and brought back important information about its population. He met many famous and infamous people up there, and among them was Mr. Adolf Hitler, who is probably, however, alive, and thus apparently just another visitor to the Eternal Mansions of Jesus Christ. But let us look at the evidence in detail:



First, is this man a reliable witness? At least he speaks and writes American but the slightly better grasp of grammar when compared to our Beloved President Trump may raise your suspicions... Let us remember that good skills in American orthography are not necessarily evil, although the Bible clearly opposes secular education (2 Timothy 3:5-7). In fact, George Bernard Shaw witnesses to us that foreigners are allowed to surpass pure-blood Americans in literary skills:On to the content of this foreign prophecy. The people he thought he met in Heaven: Is it plausible (we'll use the triage of the Myth Bastards here, i.e., "confirmed", "plausible" or bustered")?

• Adolf "Hilter" (could mean Hitler): More than plausible. Between the moment he faked the taking of the cyanide capsule and today he has had 75 years to find Jesus and Repent® from his atrocious sins. Confirmed.
• Mummer Gadhafi: ??? Probably a passing acquaintance of this self-proclaimed prophet. Plausible.
• Brenda Fassie: Nevah heard! But found out that "Her drug and alcohol abuse as well as her bisexuality also received much media attention. Her drug habits hampered her music career until she went to a drug rehabilitation centre in 1995." Apparently a mediocre singer. True Christians™ have committed sins as bad or worse (James 2:10) - Plausible!
• Tongai Moyo: ??? Who cares? Jesus probably did not even notice when this person sneaked into Heaven. I'd say Confirmed.
• Michael Jackson: Now this is the part of the prophecy that is hard to swallow. Would the notorious catholic-level boy abuser really gain a backstage pass to Jesus? We do have pictorial evidence (see below) but is that enough to prove this beyond reasonable doubt?

This photograph is not in any context! Jesus could as well be in the middle of the process of discarding Mr. Jackson's soul into Hell! But - God did perform a miracle on Michael Jackson! He made Mr. Jackson White!



Psalms 51:7
Purge me with hyssop, and I shall be clean: wash me, and I shall be whiter than snow.

• Hence: Mr. Jackson is in Heaven - Plausible.

This Prophet also claims to heal cancer, AIDS and even the vicious condition of high Blood Pressure. This is plausible.

Luke 9:1
Then he called his twelve disciples together, and gave them power and authority over all devils, and to cure diseases.

• Overall assessment: quite Plausible. This prophet needs our attention. His eyewitness testimony seems genuine and we can now determine that Mr. Hitler is either unexpectedly dead or was visiting Heaven at the same time as this foreign man was.

I am currently planning a mission to the African continent to find this Prophet and assess with my own eyewitness testimony his credentials. Fortunately I just received an e-mail about an uncle that I did not know I had. Apparently he perished recently in Nigeria and left a considerable fortune ($ 5 million) that I shall inherit after paying the lawyer over there the token sum of $ 4000 for their expenses. I'll be soon sending them this sum. This will allow me to visit the country and examine this prophet thoroughly. Praise Jesus! And it is so nice to know that anyone can Repent.



Jesus does not grade sins (except Matthew 12:31). To just think about stealing an apple from your neighbor's orchard is as bad as a genocide. He'll accept you if you do your Ecclesiastes 12:13 properly. Gory to God!




Yours in Christ,

Elmer

brother elmer ,I pray God strengthens you in your ministry sir. Well,if you seek to come to Nigeria. I stay in Nigeria and am a lawyer as well. I am at your service to assist you where necessary. Nigeria just like every other country made up of both good and bad people. If you are to apply for inheritance which I specialise in my career,you will need a " letter of administration" from the probate registry.I do have some clients who have come to me on similar issues. Nigeria has its own laws sir

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Adolf Hitler Is in Heaven? Eyewitness Testimony!

no faith makes all our efforts in vain. See Hebrews 11:6

Hebrews 11 is a great chapter. A life with no faith is not liveable for a Christian. Unlike many heathens who seek to make merit by their own efforts—more like a game of snakes and ladders that a spiritual condition—Christians have accepted Christ doing what no-one can do for themselves.

No effort we made could ever achieve anything without faith but that is not to endorse inaction. Take Lot for example. A just man. He was so upset by all the antics going on around him yet, in his righteousness, he knew by faith that God would do something about it. Lot was delivered out of temptation by God and the cities were destroyed.

II Peter 2:7-9
[God] delivered just Lot, vexed with the filthy conversation of the wicked. (For that righteous man dwelling among them, in seeing and hearing, vexed his righteous soul from day to day with their unlawful deeds.) The Lord knoweth how to deliver the godly out of temptations, and to reserve the unjust unto the day of judgment to be punished.

But that didn't mean Lot could just sit around and do nothing. There were other cities, Zoar for example was not destroyed, but Lot removed his family (what was left of it) and opted for cave dwelling. You can read about Lot's faith and God's protection here:

Genesis 19:30-36
Lot went up out of Zoar, and dwelt in the mountain, and his two daughters with him; for he feared to dwell in Zoar: and he dwelt in a cave, he and his two daughters. And the firstborn said unto the younger, Our father is old, and there is not a man in the earth to come in unto us after the manner of all the earth: Come, let us make our father drink wine, and we will lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father. And they made their father drink wine that night: and the firstborn went in, and lay with her father; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose. And it came to pass on the morrow, that the firstborn said unto the younger, Behold, I lay yesternight with my father: let us make him drink wine this night also; and go thou in, and lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father. And they made their father drink wine that night also: and the younger arose, and lay with him; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose. Thus were both the daughters of Lot with child by their father.

But although faith is essential not everything is faith. To preserve his righteousness Lot needed to act. Zoar was simply a temporary safe haven. It was not the sort of place anyone with a sense of justice would hang around for long. Lot had to get himself up and get on with it.

Clearly the cave was not temporary. The Bible does not explain if they planted crops or held cattle or tended vineyards. It would be difficult to obtain supplies otherwise though, even without money they could barter but they'd still need something to trade. But they all knew Sodom was blitzed because they'd seen it. Well, they'd seen the ruin if not the main event. Observing that was infra dig on a rather majestic scale!

Heaven is like that too. God opened the sky to show people what was there. Like the cities of the plain it's a matter of observation: Jesus was there. In Hebrews it's explained that what we see does not have its origin in the material world. I know that heathen types, those with no faith, place a different interpretation on Chapter 11 invoking atoms. Sadly the author had a word for atoms but didn't use it. That's a seperate topic though.

[Collinslaw]

Re: Adolf Hitler Is in Heaven? Eyewitness Testimony!

Hebrews 11 is a great chapter. A life with no faith is not liveable for a Christian. Unlike many heathens who seek to make merit by their own efforts—more like a game of snakes and ladders that a spiritual condition—Christians have accepted Christ doing what no-one can do for themselves.

No effort we made could ever achieve anything without faith but that is not to endorse inaction. Take Lot for example. A just man. He was so upset by all the antics going on around him yet, in his righteousness, he knew by faith that God would do something about it. Lot was delivered out of temptation by God and the cities were destroyed.

II Peter 2:7-9
[God] delivered just Lot, vexed with the filthy conversation of the wicked. (For that righteous man dwelling among them, in seeing and hearing, vexed his righteous soul from day to day with their unlawful deeds.) The Lord knoweth how to deliver the godly out of temptations, and to reserve the unjust unto the day of judgment to be punished.

But that didn't mean Lot could just sit around and do nothing. There were other cities, Zoar for example was not destroyed, but Lot removed his family (what was left of it) and opted for cave dwelling. You can read about Lot's faith and God's protection here:

Genesis 19:30-36
Lot went up out of Zoar, and dwelt in the mountain, and his two daughters with him; for he feared to dwell in Zoar: and he dwelt in a cave, he and his two daughters. And the firstborn said unto the younger, Our father is old, and there is not a man in the earth to come in unto us after the manner of all the earth: Come, let us make our father drink wine, and we will lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father. And they made their father drink wine that night: and the firstborn went in, and lay with her father; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose. And it came to pass on the morrow, that the firstborn said unto the younger, Behold, I lay yesternight with my father: let us make him drink wine this night also; and go thou in, and lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father. And they made their father drink wine that night also: and the younger arose, and lay with him; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose. Thus were both the daughters of Lot with child by their father.

But although faith is essential not everything is faith. To preserve his righteousness Lot needed to act. Zoar was simply a temporary safe haven. It was not the sort of place anyone with a sense of justice would hang around for long. Lot had to get himself up and get on with it.

Clearly the cave was not temporary. The Bible does not explain if they planted crops or held cattle or tended vineyards. It would be difficult to obtain supplies otherwise though, even without money they could barter but they'd still need something to trade. But they all knew Sodom was blitzed because they'd seen it. Well, they'd seen the ruin if not the main event. Observing that was infra dig on a rather majestic scale!

Heaven is like that too. God opened the sky to show people what was there. Like the cities of the plain it's a matter of observation: Jesus was there. In Hebrews it's explained that what we see does not have its origin in the material world. I know that heathen types, those with no faith, place a different interpretation on Chapter 11 invoking atoms. Sadly the author had a word for atoms but didn't use it. That's a seperate topic though.

Alleluia Sister! The Bible says in James 2:14-26


What does it profit, my brethren, if someone says he has faith but does not have works? Can faith save him? 15 If a brother or sister is naked and destitute of daily food, 16 and one of you says to them, “Depart in peace, be warmed and filled,” but you do not give them the things which are needed for the body, what does it profit? 17 Thus also faith by itself, if it does not have works, is dead.
18 But someone will say, “You have faith, and I have works.” Show me your faith without [a]your works, and I will show you my faith by [b]my works. 19 You believe that there is one God. You do well. Even the demons believe—and tremble! 20 But do you want to know, O foolish man, that faith without works is [c]dead? 21 Was not Abraham our father justified by works when he offered Isaac his son on the altar? 22 Do you see that faith was working together with his works, and by works faith was made [d]perfect? 23 And the Scripture was fulfilled which says, “Abraham believed God, and it was [e]accounted to him for righteousness.”And he was called the friend of God. 24 You see then that a man is justified by works, and not by faith only.
25 Likewise, was not Rahab the harlot also justified by works when she received the messengers and sentthem out another way?
26 For as the body without the spirit is dead, so faith without works is dead also

[CodeBlazeFate]

Re: Adolf Hitler Is in Heaven? Eyewitness Testimony!

Germany does not have a Jewish problem.

Burma does not have a Mohammedan problem.

China is taking steps.

God's solution is explicit in The Bible and His righteous Law affirmed by Jesus. It remains in force until the earth ceases to exist. Earth still here? God's rules still apply.

Idols are the worst transgression. That's a horizontal worst because all transgressions are vertically the same. Trumped by a single blasphemy so far as I can see in this thread not committed by any of the above. If I'm wrong here just one example suffices for future reference.

Adolf Hitler was a great man. A soldier of Christ. I hope to one day be like him and emulate the Aryan race.

[Isabella White]

Re: Adolf Hitler Is in Heaven? Eyewitness Testimony!

Adolf Hitler was a great man. A soldier of Christ. I hope to one day be like him and emulate the Aryan race.

Oh, my; well, that is rather fascinating, Miss Fate, but of even greater interest is how you've managed to bypass our friendly Introduction Forum. This is where we ask all newcomers to post a message, to introduce themselves, to the servants at .

The link to that part of our blessed site is here:

https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=16

Please note our request, which is at the top of that page:

The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

We do look forward to getting to know you.

Sincerely, Isabella W.

[Prayer Warrior]

Re: Adolf Hitler Is in Heaven? Eyewitness Testimony!

https://www.landoverbaptist.net/showpost.php?p=1225797&postcount=11

I was curious so I asked our savoir about this this a few years ago. Turns out Jesus has confirmed I will meet Hitler in the afterlife! There's one person I can't wait to meet.

[Basilissa]

Re: Adolf Hitler Is in Heaven? Eyewitness Testimony!

Adolf Hitler was a great man. A soldier of Christ.

That's a lie - he was a Catholic believing in all sort of superstitions! Unless he repented for his false religion at deathbed, he's going to be roasting in Hell for eternity!

https://www.landoverbaptist.net/show...7&postcount=11

I was curious so I asked our savoir about this this a few years ago. Turns out Jesus has confirmed I will meet Hitler in the afterlife! There's one person I can't wait to meet.

You are my beloved Brother in Christ, Prayer Warrior, so for your sake, I do pray that Jesus meant what you think He meant by this. I hope there isn't something about you that Jesus knows but you are not telling us....

[Kyrre Eliasen]

Re: Adolf Hitler Is in Heaven? Eyewitness Testimony!

Adolf Hitler was not a nazi, he was a communist.

[Basilissa]

Re: Adolf Hitler Is in Heaven? Eyewitness Testimony!

Adolf Hitler was not a nazi, he was a communist.

Also, the sky is blue and the grass is greener in the neighbor's yard.

Congratulations, though, on just figuring out that Hitler's political party had the word "Socialist" in it.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Adolf Hitler Is in Heaven? Eyewitness Testimony!

Funny sort of communist a catholic

http://www.ncregister.com/site/article/catholic_persecution_in_communist_russia_chronicle d_in_landmark_book

[Prayer Warrior]

Re: Adolf Hitler Is in Heaven? Eyewitness Testimony!

You are my beloved Brother in Christ, Prayer Warrior, so for your sake, I do pray that Jesus meant what you think He meant by this. I hope there isn't something about you that Jesus knows but you are not telling us....

I'm sure like everyone I have things in my past between Jesus and I, which I don't want to admit publicly due to deep state FBI persecution, after all, if they can go after someone as innocent and noble as our beloved President I'm sure they can find something with anyone, but that's mostly all in the past!


What matters is that I've accepted Jesus as my lord and savoir now and am on the path to salvation! If Jesus can forgive me I'm sure He can forgive someone like Hitler too.