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    When did the church stop killing people?

    I was thinking about this lately.

    We all know about the Spanish Inquisition killed many people. That officially ended in 1834. Was the church killing people after 1834? When did they stop? Maybe they still kill people? Does the Landover Baptist church kill people?

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    Re: When did the church stop killing people?

    Originally posted by Heynow999 View Post
    I was thinking about this lately.

    We all know about the Spanish Inquisition killed many people. That officially ended in 1834. Was the church killing people after 1834? When did they stop? Maybe they still kill people?
    Why don't you 'phone the anti-christ in the Vatican, his satanic majesty was in charge of the Spanish Inquisition? His address is Mr Ratslinger, #1, Vatican.

    Does the Landover Baptist church kill people?
    Not people as such, although there is a witch hunt around this time of year, but that is more a traditional culling affair with much good humor and things to do for the children.
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • #3
      Re: When did the church stop killing people?

      Killing people? The True Christian church has never killed any 'people'. Study what you are actually saying when you employ certain words.
      READ THE BIBLE

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      • #4
        Re: When did the church stop killing people?

        True Christians™ don't kill people.

        We kill wiccans, mudslimes, homers, demoncrats, cat-licks, mormans, negros and joos.

        But none of those are people.

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          Re: When did the church stop killing people?

          The Church has never killed anyone. The Spanish Inquisition saw people handed over to the authorities, while the Catholic church washed their hands clean of it, 6 million jews were killed in ww2 while the Catholic church did nothing and the list goes on. So no - the church doesnt kill people. It condemns them to death and lets the secular authorities do the rest.
          True Christian Baptist Churches don't kill. They 'cull' in the name of the Lord, as you should to.
          The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
          Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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          • #6
            Re: When did the church stop killing people?

            Sorry for being offtopic, but I have to ask Brother Guy Bayard what is the signification of his signature...
            Søren Kierkegaard: "The Absurd, or to act by virtue of the absurd, is to act upon faith ... I must act, but reflection has closed the road so I take one of the possibilities and say: This is what I do, I cannot do otherwise because I am brought to a standstill by my powers of reflection."

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            • #7
              Re: When did the church stop killing people?

              Originally posted by Christian Soldier View Post
              True Christians™ don't kill people.

              We kill wiccans, mudslimes, homers, demoncrats, cat-licks, mormans, negros and joos.

              But none of those are people.

              ALL of those are people.
              Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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              • #8
                Re: When did the church stop killing people?

                Originally posted by The Absurdist View Post
                Sorry for being offtopic, but I have to ask Brother Guy Bayard what is the signification of his signature...
                Your're one to talk about signatures friend! That "touchy-feely" crap you've got by some frenchy is darned near sacreligious!
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                  Re: When did the church stop killing people?

                  Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
                  Your're one to talk about signatures friend! That "touchy-feely" crap you've got by some frenchy is darned near sacreligious!
                  In first time, Kierkegaard, the one that i'm quoting in my signature, is danish, not french.

                  And to stay in my offtopic subject, wich is about Brother Guy Bayard's signature, lets take a look at it while we fade every but first letter of each words:

                  Victory Against Gods Inimitable Naysayer Assailants

                  Its a kinda weird result, isn't it? More offensive than my signature for sure.
                  Søren Kierkegaard: "The Absurd, or to act by virtue of the absurd, is to act upon faith ... I must act, but reflection has closed the road so I take one of the possibilities and say: This is what I do, I cannot do otherwise because I am brought to a standstill by my powers of reflection."

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                  • #10
                    Re: When did the church stop killing people?

                    Originally posted by The Absurdist View Post
                    In first time, Kierkegaard, the one that i'm quoting in my signature, is danish, not french.

                    And to stay in my offtopic subject, wich is about Brother Guy Bayard's signature. Its a kinda weird result, isn't it? More offensive than my signature for sure.
                    Where are you from foreinger? You talk strange. You even sound like you might be a queer to me. Is that true, are you some kind of weirdo faggot from Queerope?
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                    God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



                    Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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                    • #11
                      Re: When did the church stop killing people?

                      Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
                      Where are you from foreinger? You talk strange. You even sound like you might be a queer to me. Is that true, are you some kind of weirdo faggot from Queerope?
                      Well, i've already introduced myself in the introduction topic. No i'm not a queer. Where I come from isn't important at all, and i'll not reveal it. And I know I have hard time in english, I do the best I can, its not my first language.
                      Søren Kierkegaard: "The Absurd, or to act by virtue of the absurd, is to act upon faith ... I must act, but reflection has closed the road so I take one of the possibilities and say: This is what I do, I cannot do otherwise because I am brought to a standstill by my powers of reflection."

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                      • #12
                        Re: When did the church stop killing people?

                        Originally posted by The Absurdist View Post
                        Well, i've already introduced myself in the introduction topic. No i'm not a queer. Where I come from isn't important at all, and i'll not reveal it. And I know I have hard time in english, I do the best I can, its not my first language.
                        You aren't a Brit are you? I hear they don't even use toilet paper.
                        Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

                        Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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                        • #13
                          Re: When did the church stop killing people?

                          Originally posted by Ebenezer Wright View Post
                          You aren't a Brit are you? I hear they don't even use toilet paper.
                          Never heard of that myself, but anyway, i'm not a Brit.
                          Søren Kierkegaard: "The Absurd, or to act by virtue of the absurd, is to act upon faith ... I must act, but reflection has closed the road so I take one of the possibilities and say: This is what I do, I cannot do otherwise because I am brought to a standstill by my powers of reflection."

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                          • #14
                            Re: When did the church stop killing people?

                            Originally posted by Ebenezer Wright View Post
                            You aren't a Brit are you? I hear they don't even use toilet paper.
                            Psst... Word on the street from DOF: Think Soviet Canukistan - think Separatist - Think papist - but above all, think "poseur"!
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                            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                            Author of such illuminating essays as,
                            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                            • #15
                              Re: When did the church stop killing people?

                              You think a lot friend, and what does DOF refer to?

                              Anyway, i'm still waiting an answer about the Brother Guy signature
                              Søren Kierkegaard: "The Absurd, or to act by virtue of the absurd, is to act upon faith ... I must act, but reflection has closed the road so I take one of the possibilities and say: This is what I do, I cannot do otherwise because I am brought to a standstill by my powers of reflection."

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