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  • Capt. Aaron Portway
    One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
    Salvation from Above
    God's Favorite Pilot™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2008
    • 6309
    #16
    Re: When did the church stop killing people?

    Originally posted by The Absurdist View Post
    You think a lot friend, and what does DOF refer to?

    Anyway, i'm still waiting an answer about the Brother Guy signature
    I hope your not holding your breath!

    We True Christians™ don't listen real close to uppity foreign, fake frenchy Unsaved Trash!
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      • Ezekiel Bathfire
        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
        Christ's Rottweiler
         
        • Jan 2008
        • 22903
        #17
        Re: When did the church stop killing people?

        Originally posted by The Absurdist View Post
        You think a lot friend, and what does DOF refer to?
        Typical of you Godless types not to know: The United States Department of Faith
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        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

        Author of such illuminating essays as,
        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • The Absurdist
            Unsaved trash
            • Jan 2008
            • 100
            #18
            Re: When did the church stop killing people?

            Thanks for the info anyway
            Søren Kierkegaard: "The Absurd, or to act by virtue of the absurd, is to act upon faith ... I must act, but reflection has closed the road so I take one of the possibilities and say: This is what I do, I cannot do otherwise because I am brought to a standstill by my powers of reflection."

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              • Ezekiel Bathfire
                Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                Christ's Rottweiler
                 
                • Jan 2008
                • 22903
                #19
                Re: When did the church stop killing people?

                Originally posted by The Absurdist View Post
                Thanks for the info anyway
                Not al all, not at all! I often think that if there had been an 11th Commandment, it would have been, "Help Unsaved Trash."
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                “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                Author of such illuminating essays as,
                Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                  • Brother Terrence
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Oct 2008
                    • 103
                    #20
                    Re: When did the church stop killing people?

                    i like to think the 11th commandment would be something like, "speak english, or get the hell out!".
                    DO NOT ask questions! Just tithe. A LOT!

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                      • Brother Guy Bayard
                        Anvil of the Antipodes
                        True Christian™
                        • Jul 2007
                        • 1271
                        #21
                        Re: When did the church stop killing people?

                        Originally posted by The Absurdist View Post
                        You think a lot friend, and what does DOF refer to?

                        Anyway, i'm still waiting an answer about the Brother Guy signature
                        Trust a christ hater to see good where really there is evil, to see evil where goodness only abides, and to see the word VAGINA spelled out in my signature. No True Christian has ever though to question the sincerity and godliness of my signature, for they see nothing in it to question. Only you, friend, see 'VAGINA' where only Holy innocence prevails.
                        Shame on you, pervert.
                        Can we ban this one?
                        The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
                        Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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                          • Juliette
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Jan 2008
                            • 705
                            #22
                            Re: When did the church stop killing people?

                            Originally posted by Brother Terrence View Post
                            i like to think the 11th commandment would be something like, "speak english, or get the hell out!".
                            English? God's favorite language is AMERICAN, boy.


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