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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
    Senior Pastor
    Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
    Always Biblically correct
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 10639
    #31
    Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

    Originally posted by Ixi View Post
    Well stuffed animals are pretty cute, and so are unicorns.
    Pardon my asking, but aren't you a little too old still to be playing with those things?
    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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      • Jesus is Lord
        Devout seeker of the Truth™
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 639
        #32
        Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

        Originally posted by Ixi View Post
        Well stuffed animals are pretty cute, and so are unicorns.
        The point Brother Mayfield is tryng to make and you seem to be missing (not surprising as you are a girl) is that unicorns are NOT cute, they are anything but!

        Originally posted by More Saved Than Thou View Post
        Pardon my asking, but aren't you a little too old still to be playing with those things?
        Icky is a girl you know, girls are always into cute things like stuffed animals, dolls, etc. no matter their age. It probably has to do with the simpler minds God gave them or something like that.
        The Big-Bang: GOD spoke and, BANG, the universe was formed.
        Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
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          • Brother Temperance
            Senior Usher
            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
            A very nice young man
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15621
            #33
            Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

            Originally posted by More Saved Than Thou View Post
            Pardon my asking, but aren't you a little too old still to be playing with those things?
            Personally, I think she's a little young to be fantasising about being deflowered by a unicorn, but then maybe I'm just an old stick-in-the-mud about these things.
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • Ixi
                Wretched Unsaved Goth
                Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
                • Sep 2006
                • 844
                #34
                Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

                Nah, I don't play with stuffed animals or want to be deflowered by unicorns, I just think they are cool.
                A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556
                    #35
                    Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

                    Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                    Nah, I don't play with stuffed animals or want to be deflowered by unicorns, I just think they are cool.
                    Jesus is cooler. Try picking up a Bible sometime harlot.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Rachael Van Helsing
                        HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 5131
                        #36
                        Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Appropriate for what exactly? I hope you don't mean what I think you mean....

                        Jesus will send you to hell for that!
                        I think that's precisely what was implied.
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                        Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78556
                            #37
                            Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

                            Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                            I think that's precisely what was implied.
                            I hope you're proud of yourself VonHellbent! Encouraging young lezbeans to deflower themselves with toy unicorns...even you should be ashamed!
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Rachael Van Helsing
                                HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 5131
                                #38
                                Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

                                You do mistake my intentions Zeke....I would never suggest experimenting with such an uncomfortable object *snicker*
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                                Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                                  • Ixi
                                    Wretched Unsaved Goth
                                    Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 844
                                    #39
                                    Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

                                    Puh, neither would I.
                                    A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                                      • Bobby-Joe
                                        Landover Security Superviser
                                        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 18405
                                        #40
                                        Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

                                        Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                                        Puh, neither would I.
                                        Good girl. Now your learning! Don't listen to that mean old baby eatening witch Van Hellsinger; she just wants you Ixi to hurt yourself out of pure spite.

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                                          • Rachael Van Helsing
                                            HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 5131
                                            #41
                                            Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

                                            Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                                            Good girl. Now your learning! Don't listen to that mean old baby eatening witch Van Hellsinger; she just wants you Ixi to hurt yourself out of pure spite.
                                            Excuse me? She's agreeing with the point I made about uncomfortable objects.
                                            And what does 'eatening' mean? That isn't in the dictionary, or should I be looking in the 'big book of Bobby Joe-ish'?
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                                            Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                                              • SalvationSeeker
                                                True Christian™ Theologian
                                                Forum Member
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 3892
                                                #42
                                                Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

                                                Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                                                Excuse me? She's agreeing with the point I made about uncomfortable objects.
                                                And what does 'eatening' mean? That isn't in the dictionary, or should I be looking in the 'big book of Bobby Joe-ish'?
                                                The only book you'd need worry your little head about is the holy KJV1611 Bible!

                                                You're facing eternal damnation and yet you worry about spelling, worry about your soul instead.
                                                If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                                                A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                                                Proverbs 9:12-13

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                                                  • Rachael Van Helsing
                                                    HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 5131
                                                    #43
                                                    Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

                                                    And does the bible contain misspellings?
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                                                    Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                                                      • SalvationSeeker
                                                        True Christian™ Theologian
                                                        Forum Member
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 3892
                                                        #44
                                                        Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

                                                        Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                                                        And does the bible contain misspellings?
                                                        No, but the American language may contain misspellings these days.
                                                        If so, they've been brought upon us by evil lieberals trying to discredit the holy KJV1611, but the Bible itself contains NO ERRORS.
                                                        Neither spelling errors, logical errors, or any other imaginable kind of error.

                                                        It is the faultfree, literal word of God.
                                                        PRAISE HIM!
                                                        If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                                                        A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                                                        Proverbs 9:12-13

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                                                          • Rachael Van Helsing
                                                            HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 5131
                                                            #45
                                                            Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

                                                            Well, if the bible contains no spelling errors, and you aspire to live up to the standards set in the bible, would that not be one of them?
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                                                            Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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