[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

Well, at least I talked to your god before I died.

Friend, He has been speaking to you, calling you to the flock since the day you were born! He wants nothing more than for you to turn to Him and to accept Him as your Savior! Truly there is celebration in Heaven every day that a heathen turns over his life to Jesus! Won't you accept His generous offer of temporary death for your sins today? I suggest you do this as soon as possible, because He doesn't deal well with rejection -- He is a Jealous God after all, and is more than willing to roast your heinie in hell for all eternity if you shun His Generous Gift to you....

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

And live in heaven where you have to do good all the time? Makes hell look pretty tempting.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

And live in heaven where you have to do good all the time? Makes hell look pretty tempting.

Friend,

In hell you do nothing but be a victim of a demon. Is sitting around telling God was a really, really swell guy He is so bad when compared to being boiled alive while your entrails are pulled out of your body? I mean considering for just existing as a human you deserve oblivion it is pretty nice of God that He is willing to settle for eternal torment.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

And live in heaven where you have to do good all the time? Makes hell look pretty tempting.

Just when I thoght you were making some progress, I see you in here spitting on Jesus. You hate the good and embrace the bad. How impressive. All of your buddys on cellblock #5 will throw a party for you, right after you are convicted of your next crime.

If you think even for a moment that eternal damnation in hellfire is "tempting" or holds any pleasure for you, think again. Let me explain to you how being unsaved trash works when you die.

You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
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[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

If I went to heaven, like you believe good people do would your god let me gamble? Would he let me swear and use his name in vein? Wold I have freedom of speech to say that I denounce him? I doubt it, at least in hell when I'm being tortured or whatever I'll be able to scream anything I want to.

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

I'm not mocking you and I'm not spitting on Jesus. I don't see hell as such a bad place, ok there's lots of pain but you're never going to die becuase that's all over and going by your theory, or your bible's theory which ever the torment will never end so why complain?

If when I die I'm told I have to go to hell I'll formally appologise to each and everyone of you and take what's coming to me.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

I'm not mocking you and I'm not spitting on Jesus. I don't see hell as such a bad place, ok there's lots of pain but you're never going to die becuase that's all over and going by your theory, or your bible's theory which ever the torment will never end so why complain?

If when I die I'm told I have to go to hell I'll formally appologise to each and everyone of you and take what's coming to me.

Every day that you haven't accepted Jesus you're spitting on His temporary grave. And I don't follow your so-called logic: "there'll be lots of pain, but you'll never die so it's OK"?? I swear, you atheists come up with something new every day! That's what is so horrible about it -- the pain will be so great that you can't HELP but complain, and then complaining does no good, so the mental agony will be many times worse because its a helpless feeling. If you think you'll enjoy it, that's your prerogative!

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

Well I am a sadomasichist... plus I'm more into moon worshipping, it's pretty cool so I wouldn't say I was a total athiest. I mean I believe in Gaia.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

Well I am a sadomasichist... plus I'm more into moon worshipping, it's pretty cool so I wouldn't say I was a total athiest. I mean I believe in Gaia.

Great. So you refuse to accept Our Lord And Master Jesus Christ as your Saviour, but you have no problems worshipping an inanimate lump of rock like some hellbound Muslim? How old are you? Have fun being Satan's "bottom" for eternity.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

If I went to heaven, like you believe good people do would your god let me gamble? Would he let me swear and use his name in vein?

In your vein??
Can you stop thinking about drugs for just ONE SECOND?
I know Sweet Jesus is intoxicating, but you cannot shoot Him up like some heroin you bought on the street.

Yet if you still persist then let me tell you:
The holy spirit is the best rush there is friend, there is no experience that can compare to being filled by Jesus!
Surrender to Him and you can experience it yourself!


And worship the moon?
What are you, an America hating mudslime?
If so, then have fun with your false god Allan (ie satan) in hell!

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

Great. So you refuse to accept Our Lord And Master Jesus Christ as your Saviour, but you have no problems worshipping an inanimate lump of rock like some hellbound Muslim? How old are you? Have fun being Satan's "bottom" for eternity.

I'm 16, I don't worship the moon I just indulge, it's pretty fun and kicks the hell out of going to church. Which may I say I've been banned from. Yup, my local church won't let me in not that, that's a bad thing. Something about breaking in and setting fires under the form of Jesus, oh and writing 'crude terms' on the walls.

Yet if you still persist then let me tell you:
The holy spirit is the best rush there is friend, there is no experience that can compare to being filled by Jesus!
Surrender to Him and you can experience it yourself!


And worship the moon?
What are you, an America hating mudslime?
If so, then have fun with your false god Allan (ie satan) in hell!

I'm not a Muslim or mudslim as you call them. They don't have any connection with the moon, the closest thing to Moonworshippers is the Wiccan religion. I don't hate Americans, after all I am one born and raised.

I don't fallow Satan either, Gaia is a name for mother nature, you know the thing that keeps the natural balance and order. If you believe in such things, Gaia is what werewolves worship. Oh and I've tried the animal skin thing it doesn't turn you into a werewolf.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

I'm 16, I don't worship the moon I just indulge, it's pretty fun and kicks the hell out of going to church. Which may I say I've been banned from. Yup, my local church won't let me in not that, that's a bad thing. Something about breaking in and setting fires under the form of Jesus, oh and writing 'crude terms' on the walls.

But you said you had just gotten out of jail for robbery or such earlier..
16year old CHILDREN don't get sent to jail in the states. (sadly)
Stop lying so much, Jesus hates liars like you.

You better repent!

I'm not a Muslim or mudslim as you call them. They don't have any connection with the moon, the closest thing to Moonworshippers is the Wiccan religion. I don't hate Americans, after all I am one born and raised.

I guess that's why they have the moon as a symbol for their false god, because they don't have any connection to it..
And I guess that's why their religous holidays always corresponds closely to the different phases of the moon..
Because they don't have anything to do with moon worship..


I don't fallow Satan either, Gaia is a name for mother nature, you know the thing that keeps the natural balance and order. If you believe in such things, Gaia is what werewolves worship. Oh and I've tried the animal skin thing it doesn't turn you into a werewolf.

No, nothing turns you into one. Unless maybe satan. Stop reading goth comics.
Werewolfes are demons, and as such they only worship satan.
Not some homersexual false god named "Gaya" you just made up.

Don't you know anything?

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

But you said you had just gotten out of jail for robbery or such earlier..
16year old CHILDREN don't get sent to jail in the states. (sadly)
Stop lying so much, Jesus hates liars like you.

You better repent!

Juvenile hall, you dumbass. I'm not a child.

I guess that's why they have the moon as a symbol for their false god, because they don't have any connection to it..
And I guess that's why their religous holidays always corresponds closely to the different phases of the moon..
Because they don't have anything to do with moon worship..

Just goes to show I can't be one then doesn't it.

No, nothing turns you into one. Unless maybe satan.

Stop reading goth comics.
Werewolfes are demons, and as such they only worship satan.
Not some homersexual false god named "Gaya" you just made up.

I don't read comics. The plural of werewolf is werewolves and Gaia is female not homosexual. Where do you get the impression that werewolves worship the devil, it doesn't say that anywhere? Why do you think you understand everyone elses beliefs?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

I'm not a Muslim or mudslim as you call them. They don't have any connection with the moon, the closest thing to Moonworshippers is the Wiccan religion.

We must have been confused by the mudslum symbol of the CRESCENT MOON.

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

I don't know that much about their religion, all I know is they wear stupid rag things and all the men have beards.