[Old Man Hatchet]

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The first recorded successful manned aircraft flight was made in a hot air balloon built by the Montgolfier brothers on November 21, 1783.

Now if you had said "The first successful manned heaver then air aircraft" you would have been correct, but to state it was the first manned aircraft is WRONG!

Nobody counts hot air balloons, except for little girls and gay pirates. A real man would not be caught floating around in one of those things. My infallibility stands.

[Bobby-Joe]

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When I apologise I stick by it, when I don't I can't. In this case I clearly have not so nothing to stick to.

What is this Jo?

blah, blah, blah apology, blah, blah, blah.

Were you against that apology before you wrote it?

[Jo Freddie]

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Following the example of Blobby-Joe....

blah count blah hot air balloons blah blah real man would blah blah float blah around in one blah blah

I am so glad you see that you are man enough to admit you were wrong Hatchy.

[WWJDnow]

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Pretty amazing stuff as always Brother Hatchet. It does bring us back to the troubling question of Touch Me: The Poems of Suzanne Somers. While the damage has been done to society, will God forgive human it?

The written word cannot do justice to Somers's poetry. It really takes a good dramatic reading to appreciate the true extent of Somers's literary depth:

[handmaiden]

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None given Hatchy, my you are on a role today.

Are you suggesting that our dear Brother Hatchet is play-acting?

The gentleman takes his ROLE as a leader in our church seriously. You, on the other hand, are playing out the role of buffoon-believing-in-silly-religion quite well. Did they roll the dice in your little club of make believe pirates to determine who would try and take on the best and brightest minds at LBC?

Primly Yours,

Handmaiden

[handmaiden]

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No narration of world history would be complete without the acknowledgment of the year 2000.

With the election of George W. Bush as President of the United States of America under the support of God's elect, the extended True Christian community within America, the world becomes a better place.

Justice, virtue, decency and integrity are restored to a nation -- and a world-- in need.

For eight glorious years, the world was led by a man of vision, a man's whose vision was fixed on the Lord Jesus and the Dow Index.

I consider myself blessed to have been alive to see this remarkable period of history. Truly, it was a time when God's light shone brightly forth . . .

Oh, I am so sorry. My emotions are getting the better of me. I cannot see through my tears of gratitude. Praise Jesus, Praise Jesus, Praise Jesus, oh please, God, lead us back into your merciful favor.

Sentimentally Yours,

Handmaiden

[Jo Freddie]

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Are you suggesting that our dear Brother Hatchet is play-acting?

Not at all Mien Handy, though I must apologize (yes I will give an apology when I feel it is the correct thing to do) for my typo, I should have said Hatchy was on a ROLL.
I can see how my error could have caused one such as yourself some confusion.

[Bobby-Joe]

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The written word cannot do justice to Somers's poetry. It really takes a good dramatic reading to appreciate the true extent of Somers's literary depth:

Some times Brother WWJ you tough love is a bitter medicine to swallow. Yes, it is clear God didn't destroy humanity so we would learn form the humiliation of Somer's tribulation poetry. Even the noxious attack against marriage she attempted in Step by Step pales next to her poetry.

One just has to look at the full person of Susan Summers: Three is Company, She's the Sheriff and Step by Step to see her obsessive promotion of the homosexual agenda and attack upon traditional American values. While Doris Day kicked the door open for the slutapocoplyse Susan Summers was Satan's storm trooper on his attack against American womanhood.

[handmaiden]

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Not at all Mien Handy, though I must apologize (yes I will give an apology when I feel it is the correct thing to do) for my typo, I should have said Hatchy was on a ROLL.
I can see how my error could have caused one such as yourself some confusion.

So, you think that a man of Brother Hatchet's wisdom and stature can be served up on a kaiser roll and besmirched like so much pimento loaf?

You aren't half the lunch meat that he is, Mister! You are no kind of lunch meat at all! You are a plate of twisty noodles, with only one or two meatballs atop to provide desperately needed protein! Why, your meatballs should be served up on a garlic-sprinkled sub roll, it's long, light brown length warm and slightly crisp from oven, waiting to receive the thick, sweet sauce and enclose its meat filling . . . wait, I'm getting hungry--or possibly horny-- you should be ashamed of yourself!

Indignantly Yours,

Handmaiden

[Jo Freddie]

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So, you think that a man of Brother Hatchet's wisdom and stature can be served up on a kaiser roll and besmirched like so much pimento loaf?

You aren't half the lunch meat that he is, Mister! You are no kind of lunch meat at all! You are a plate of twisty noodles, with only one or two meatballs atop to provide desperately needed protein! Why, your meatballs should be served up on a garlic-sprinkled sub roll, it's long, light brown length warm and slightly crisp from oven, waiting to receive the thick, sweet sauce and enclose its meat filling . . . wait, I'm getting hungry--or possibly horny-- you should be ashamed of yourself!

Indignantly Yours,

Handmaiden

Mien Handy, how you disappoint me, the idiom "on a roll" is not an obscure one.

on a roll: experiencing a period of success or good luck

Hatchy had just been saying he had only ever been wrong once in his life, but in this very thread he got to experience the novel situation of being wrong multiple times, hence "on a roll"

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Mien Handy, how you disappoint me, the idiom "on a roll" is not an obscure one.

Hatchy had just been saying he had only ever been wrong once in his life, but in this very thread he got to experience the novel situation of being wrong multiple times, hence "on a roll"

I think I understand the source of your confusion, Pastard.

I've put the key phrase in bold for you.

The pun, or paronomasia, is a form of word play which exploits numerous meanings of a statement, allowing it to be understood in multiple ways for an intended humorous or rhetorical effect.[1][2] These ambiguities can arise from the intentional use and abuse of homophonic, homographic, metonymic, or metaphorical language. A pun must be deliberate —an unintentional substitution of similar words is called a malapropism. Henri Bergson defined a pun as a sentence or utterance in which "two different sets of ideas are expressed, and we are confronted with only one series of words".[3] Puns may be regarded as in-jokes or idiomatic constructions, given that their usage and meaning are entirely local to a particular language and its culture.

Puns are used to create humor and sometimes require a large vocabulary to understand.

Now, can we please return to Brother Hatchet's wonderful explorations of random historical moments, instead of this being another "Thread about Joe Friday"?

Thank you.

[handmaiden]

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1860 ish through 1865; the middle right-hand side of the North American continent and some territory to the left:

God tells successions to bear arms in support of their right to own slaves.

God tells abolitionists to bear arms to free the people owned as slaves.


Newspaper accounts vary.



Reportedly Yours,

Handmaiden

[Bobby-Joe]

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Pardon me, we are talking about the menace to society that Suzan Summers is to society. Not the rantings of some wannabe pirate. Can we get back on topic please?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hatchet's World History Tour: Random Important Dates and Fact

1860 ish through 1865; the middle right-hand side of the North American continent and some territory to the left:

God tells successions to bear arms in support of their right to own slaves.

God tells abolitionists to bear arms to free the people owned as slaves.


Newspaper accounts vary.



Reportedly Yours,

Handmaiden

Thank you, Sister!

1963: John F. Kennedy, Catholic, is removed from power and sprayed on his wife's Pepto-Bismol pink outfit, something which would make any normal man's head explode. Conspiracy theories abound: Who made the unGodly outfit? Who told Jackie it was a good color for her? Why was she showing so much wrist?

America is saved from Rome and instead tossed to the Jews, Negroes, and homosexuals.

[Cranky Old Man]

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1969
The biggest hoax ever. NASA fakes a complete moon landing to justify burning bazillions of tax dollars on gay orgies. They did a crappy job but all liberals were too stoned to notice.