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  • ChurchMarketing
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    • Jan 2008
    • 13

    #31
    Re: Slavery: God's Gift to Africans

    Originally posted by Mr.Rastaman View Post
    I think its funny that you people talk about doing things to others that you yourselves would not volunteer for.
    Absolute hogwash. I don't think I''m alone in stating that I'd gladly volunteer to reinstitute slavery and carry my share of the backwards negro population, if I thought there was a chance that my godly influence could save their souls from eternal damnation.
    Bro. Obadiah Vayne
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    "He replied, 'I tell you that to everyone who has, more will be given, but as for the one who has nothing, even what he has will be taken away." - Luke 19:26 (Official Verse of the GOP)

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    • Marshall
      Righteous and Patriotic
      Highest body count at the VFW
      True Christian™
      • Oct 2006
      • 3322

      #32
      Re: Slavery: God's Gift to Africans

      I'd certainly be more than happy to have a batallion of darkies working for room and board. If they would actually work that is. My Mexicans are twice the workers the blacks ever were and at half the price. They smell better and don't complain about working on the weekend. Mexicants make just as many babies and replenish the ranks just as fast. As a farmer I depend on labor to get my fields done so I can make the first auction with choice grade leaf, otherwise I don't make enough to afford the things I need in life like my cars, hunting vacations or my Platinum tithing schedule.

      Personally, I would take one bean over twenty blacks.
      God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78552

        #33
        Re: Slavery: God's Gift to Africans

        Originally posted by Marshall View Post
        I'd certainly be more than happy to have a batallion of darkies working for room and board. If they would actually work that is. My Mexicans are twice the workers the blacks ever were and at half the price. They smell better and don't complain about working on the weekend. Mexicants make just as many babies and replenish the ranks just as fast. As a farmer I depend on labor to get my fields done so I can make the first auction with choice grade leaf, otherwise I don't make enough to afford the things I need in life like my cars, hunting vacations or my Platinum tithing schedule.

        Personally, I would take one bean over twenty blacks.
        I have to go along with you on that one Brother Marshall. The coons these days have picked up so many bad habits that I don't think they can be untrained. I blame the demoncrats for getting them hooked on welfare and crack. Most of the bucks just spend their days sleeping and their nights raping White women. They've forgotten how to work and I don't believe that they could be horsewhipped back into doing a decent 16 hour day of real work.

        Like a gun-shy hound dog, they're worthless.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Scheherazade
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Feb 2008
          • 147

          #34
          Re: Slavery: God's Gift to Africans

          I wonder how life would have been for we sand dwellers if we were enslaved.

          I suppose we will never know.

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          • Marshall
            Righteous and Patriotic
            Highest body count at the VFW
            True Christian™
            • Oct 2006
            • 3322

            #35
            Re: Slavery: God's Gift to Africans

            Lucifer enslaves all Muslims daily.

            He goes by the name "Mohammed"(My Boots Be Upon Him)
            God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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            • Mr.Rastaman
              Unsaved trash
              Under Investigation
              • Jan 2008
              • 20

              #36
              Re: Slavery: God's Gift to Africans

              Originally posted by ChurchMarketing View Post
              Absolute hogwash. I don't think I''m alone in stating that I'd gladly volunteer to reinstitute slavery and carry my share of the backwards negro population, if I thought there was a chance that my godly influence could save their souls from eternal damnation.
              I bet.
              <Insert words of wisdom here>

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              • LyingDingDong
                Unsaved Trash Known liar, Chronic masterbator
                 
                • Jan 2008
                • 263

                #37
                Re: Slavery: God's Gift to Africans

                It would be funny if slaves and their masters had to trade off every week. Like one week an African American was a slave and the next week his/her master was the slave of him/her. Oh that's a very unrealistic idea, and that's what makes it funny! :Laughing Yellow Dude:
                I would like you to meet my imaginary friend, God.

                "...as Christians we deal with the truth, just because something is written down in a book doesn't mean it happened." - Bobby-Joe

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78552

                  #38
                  Re: Slavery: God's Gift to Africans

                  Originally posted by LingBling View Post
                  It would be funny if slaves and their masters had to trade off every week. Like one week an African American was a slave and the next week his/her master was the slave of him/her. Oh that's a very unrealistic idea, and that's what makes it funny! :Laughing Yellow Dude:
                  So you ARE a chink. I thought so from your name. One of hitoshi's comrades, I suppose...
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • LyingDingDong
                    Unsaved Trash Known liar, Chronic masterbator
                     
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 263

                    #39
                    Re: Slavery: God's Gift to Africans

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    So you ARE a chink. I thought so from your name. One of hitoshi's comrades, I suppose...
                    I don't know how you figured out I was a chink from my post, but you're right. I'm half Chinese - the real Chinese, not just Asian - and half American. I'm a mix. A classix example of mixing of the gene pool.

                    Ooooooh. I get it, you thought I was asian because I said, laughing yellow dude. No I put that because of these characters, , not because I was Asian.
                    I would like you to meet my imaginary friend, God.

                    "...as Christians we deal with the truth, just because something is written down in a book doesn't mean it happened." - Bobby-Joe

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                    • Stridex Puss Bucket
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Mar 2008
                      • 88

                      #40
                      Thy will not steal, as you know is one of the Ten Comandments
                      its original meaning was actualy not to kidnap/enslave
                      so god would not support it if he said it was wrong

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                      • Ezekiel Bathfire
                        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                        Christ's Rottweiler
                         
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 22847

                        #41
                        Re: Slavery: God's Gift to Africans

                        Originally posted by Deus Ex Machina View Post
                        Thy will not steal, as you know is one of the Ten Comandments
                        its original meaning was actualy not to kidnap/enslave
                        so god would not support it if he said it was wrong
                        "Thy will not steal"!!!! "Thy will not steal"!!!! Surely mine eyes deceive me and mine wrath wax hot?!?

                        Not only canst thou not write American and knoweth not the form and appearance of the verb and its diverse conjugations but both thy quotations and thy advice are in error and thou dost not read the King James the Fifth Bible as thou knowest thou shouldst do.

                        Yea, and in Exodus 20 it is written:
                        Ex:20:15: Thou shalt not steal.
                        Ex:20:16: Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.
                        Ex:20:17: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's.

                        But let us, O Unsaved™, O vermin, then read on to Exodus 21:
                        Ex:21:1: Now these are the judgments which thou shalt set before them.
                        Ex:21:2: If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing.

                        Thus even the blind shalt see that the Lord, Hallowed Be His Name, doth upon the one hand counsel and command against stealing, but then, and even immediately thereafter, doth speak of the purchase of slaves!

                        Thou art beyond contempt in the eyes of The Lord for thou hast conspired to mislead and hath taken the Words of The Lord of Hosts falsely – thou hast the brain of a worm and the knowledge of a slug.

                        Be thou thus reproved!
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                        • Nobar King
                          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                          Christ's Guardian
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2007
                          • 23748

                          #42
                          Re: Slavery: God's Gift to Africans

                          Brother Bathfire, me thinks thy protests fall on deaf ears.
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                          • Kelderan
                            Unsaved trash
                            Under Investigation
                            • Mar 2008
                            • 4

                            #43
                            Re: Slavery: God's Gift to Africans

                            Originally posted by Marshall View Post
                            Lucifer enslaves all Muslims daily.

                            He goes by the name "Mohammed"(My Boots Be Upon Him)


                            You should be ashamed, you are a true bigot.

                            God says love thy neighbor, that means no matter what his or her faith.

                            Mahammed was a profit like Jesus Christ and whether or not he is a true profit that is not for us to say, it is best to keep with in your own beliefs and not belittle others.

                            To add Muslims are a wonderful prople they have strong faith and are different then you or I, I am proud to say that I have muslim freinds true friends.

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                            • Deaner
                              Christ's Love Messenger
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 5932

                              #44
                              Re: Slavery: God's Gift to Africans

                              Originally posted by Kelderan View Post
                              To add Muslims are a wonderful prople they have strong faith and are different then you or I, I am proud to say that I have muslim freinds true friends.
                              Um, you and your friends aren't planning to blow yourselves up in here are you?

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                              • Deaner
                                Christ's Love Messenger
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 5932

                                #45
                                Re: Slavery: God's Gift to Africans

                                Originally posted by Kelderan View Post
                                God says love thy neighbor, that means no matter what his or her faith.

                                To add Muslims are a wonderful prople.
                                Qur'an:9:88"The Messenger and those who believe with him, strive hard and fight with their wealth and lives in Allah's Cause.

                                Qur'an:9:5"Fight and kill the disbelievers wherever you find them, take them captive, harass them, lie in wait and ambush them using every stratagem of war.

                                Qur'an:9:112"The Believers fight in Allah's Cause, they slay and are slain, kill and are killed.

                                Qur'an:9:29"Fight those who do not believe until they all surrender, paying the protective tax in submission.

                                Ishaq:325"Muslims, fight in Allah's Cause. Stand firm and you will prosper. Help the Prophet, obey him, give him your allegiance, and your religion will be victorious.

                                Qur'an:8:39"Fight them until all opposition ends and all submit to Allah.

                                "Qur'an:8:39"So fight them until there is no more Fitnah (disbelief [non-Muslims]) and all submit to the religion of Allah alone (in the whole world).

                                "Ishaq:324"He said, 'Fight them so that there is no more rebellion, and religion, all of it, is for Allah only. Allah must have no rivals.

                                '"Qur'an:9:14"Fight them and Allah will punish them by your hands, lay them low, and cover them with shame. He will help you over them.

                                "Ishaq:300"I am fighting in Allah's service. This is piety and a good deed. In Allah's war I do not fear as others should. For this fighting is righteous, true, and good.

                                "Ishaq:587"Our onslaught will not be a weak faltering affair. We shall fight as long as we live. We will fight until you turn to Islam, humbly seeking refuge. We will fight not caring whom we meet. We will fight whether we destroy ancient holdings or newly gotten gains. We have mutilated every opponent. We have driven them violently before us at the command of Allah and Islam. We will fight until our religion is established. And we will plunder them, for they must suffer disgrace."

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