Atheists Weep, Noah's Ark Found!

[Johny Joe Hold]

I am declaring the short-lived efforts of atheists to debunk the truth of the Bible OVER.

What has happened is this. A piece of wood that would have fit precisely the Ark described in the Noah account has been found in a glacier. Further more, it was found exactly where the Bible directed us to.

I wonder what the great "American Atheists" organization will say now? I'd suggest they board up their windows, lay off their staff and forget about their big mistake.

http://noahsarkfound.com/

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Atheists Weep, Noah's Ark Found!

How many times do we have to find Noah's Ark before the scientists will just accept it as real?

[Jack O'fagan]

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How many times do we have to find Noah's Ark before the scientists will just accept it as real?

Absolutely, and I have never managed to get a sensible answer from an atheist when I ask them this question.

If there was no ark how did anything survive the flood?

Seashells have been found on the top of Everest so we know the waters covered the whole Earth.

YIC

Jack

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Mayor Hold, I looked through the site (not very closely, I admit), but I never found the images of the Ark. Could you point me to them?

Thanks!

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Mayor Hold, I looked through the site (not very closely, I admit), but I never found the images of the Ark. Could you point me to them?

Thanks!

Rev. Rodimer--I believe the image of the Ark is in the Bible so I would wonder why we needed one.

We know the Bible told us of the Ark, now scientists have located a piece of it. Fianlly, we have the real deal.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Mayor Hold, I looked through the site (not very closely, I admit), but I never found the images of the Ark. Could you point me to them?

Thanks!

I believe the reason they didn't give us any of their secret evidence is because they don't want to enable the non-believers to escape Hell without having faith like the rest of us. Just a thought.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Rev. Rodimer--I believe the image of the Ark is in the Bible so I would wonder why we needed one.

We know the Bible told us of the Art, now scientists have located a piece of it. Fianlly, we have the real deal.

Mayor, there aren't any pictures in the KJV.

Has that maid of yours been switching your Bible with the Chris Craft catalog again?

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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Mayor Hold, I looked through the site (not very closely, I admit), but I never found the images of the Ark. Could you point me to them?

Thanks!

From what I can tell, they haven't actually dug this thing up yet. What they have is some pictures taken with something called "ground penetrating radar" (whatever the hell that is – and I'm not sure I want to know). These links have a video and some pictures from the web site:

http://noahsarkfound.com/page4.html

http://noahsarkfound.com/Documents/NoahsArkBefore2.pdf

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Atheists Weep, Noah's Ark Found!

From what I can tell, they haven't actually dug this thing up yet. What they have is some pictures taken with something called "ground penetrating radar" (whatever the hell that is – and I'm not sure I want to know). These links have a video and some pictures from the web site:

http://noahsarkfound.com/page4.html

http://noahsarkfound.com/Documents/NoahsArkBefore2.pdf

Well, for crying out loud . . . we can put Bibles in the hands of Haitians, but can't dig up a boat??

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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Well, for crying out loud . . . we can put Bibles in the hands of Haitians, but can't dig up a boat??

My sentiments exactly – we can go to the moon to bring back some silly damn rocks, but we can't get a piece of Noah's Ark out of the ground right here on God's earth.

I made a few phone call here this evening and apparently some of our creationist anthropology scholars from Landover Baptist University tried to go over there to give them a hand but were denied visas from the Turkish government (a damn mooselimb country after all). It seems that the thing is buried at 16,600 ft. above sea level, and the best turbocharged Godly American Caterpillar diesels have trouble operating at that altitude, not to mention starting in that cold weather – it's sort of like Ice Road Truckers on the History Channel. Then there are the local mooselimbs that would rather use the available explosives to make suicide belts than for excavating Noah's Ark.

Frankly, I'm beginning to think that our whole space effort in going to the moon was some kind of mooselimb plot using recycled Arab oil money to look for evidence of their silly moon god allah. After all, the Democrat Kennedy was in office at the time.

[HTannor]

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Enough of this dilly-dallying and dithering around debating whether or not there is something buried in the ice.

I just got off the phone with one of my operatives - in this case, the one stationed in Ankara.

He has agreed to strike out for the mountain and will use his recently discovered petrified whale dingus as a excavating tool to get to the bottom of this controversy.



He has promised me he will give regular satellite phone updates on this progress.

[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: Atheists Weep, Noah's Ark Found!

From what I can tell, they haven't actually dug this thing up yet. What they have is some pictures taken with something called "ground penetrating radar" (whatever the hell that is – and I'm not sure I want to know). These links have a video and some pictures from the web site:

http://noahsarkfound.com/page4.html

http://noahsarkfound.com/Documents/NoahsArkBefore2.pdf

Nice to see you Baptards getting worked up over the findings of a well-meaning, if somewhat dim, Irish CATHOLIC lad.


Anyone catch the "Shamrock" references?

Did you note his words to the "Blessed Virgin Mary"?


Isn't it high time you cultists gave up on the Jewish Old Testament as being literal?

With the New Testament we have the word of Christians... not so with the old.

You do understand why that is?




Bless you, my enchiridion excavators,
Father Mo




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[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Atheists Weep, Noah's Ark Found!

Nice to see you Baptards getting worked up over the findings of a well-meaning, if somewhat dim, Irish CATHOLIC lad.


Anyone catch the "Shamrock" references?

Did you note his words to the "Blessed Virgin Mary"?


Isn't it high time you cultists gave up on the Jewish Old Testament as being literal?

With the New Testament we have the word of Christians... not so with the old.

You do understand why that is?




Bless you, my enchiridion excavators,
Father Mo




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Except for all the bits you censored out and then made up when they weren't in there.

How's that Catechism coming along?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Atheists Weep, Noah's Ark Found!

Nice to see you Baptards getting worked up over the findings of a well-meaning, if somewhat dim, Irish CATHOLIC lad.


Anyone catch the "Shamrock" references?

Did you note his words to the "Blessed Virgin Mary"?


Isn't it high time you cultists gave up on the Jewish Old Testament as being literal?.

Two questions for ya, Padre Pederast:

1. If you were starving and a Baptist discovered a hidden cache of food, would you turn it down because a Baptist discovered it?

2. Since you Catholics officially ignore the Old Testament as not being literal, why is a Catholic going out searching for the Ark? Shouldn't the Vatican't be going after him to correct his misguided belief that the Bible is the Word of God?

[Father Maurice Lester]

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Two questions for ya, Padre Pederast:

1. If you were starving and a Baptist discovered a hidden cache of food, would you turn it down because a Baptist discovered it?

So you are saying that Baptwits are starving for something, anything to bring substance to their misguided beliefs... beliefs that leave them starved for the Body of Christ as it were?

2. Since you Catholics officially ignore the Old Testament as not being literal, why is a Catholic going out searching for the Ark?

Parts of the O.T. are true and have some historical evidence to that affect. As we are the Church Jesus (a Jew) built on the rock of St. Peter (originally a Jew) the quest for truth is imperative so full examinations of the ancient Jewish texts are logical.




Bless you, my atrabilious asker,
Father Mo




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