U.S. Marines in the foot steps of Christ

[Barry]

Today I discover a new found admiration for the U.S. Marine Corps and it's glorious Christian crusade. Even in the midst of battle, these heroic soldiers of Christ find compassion in their hearts for the enemy. Four marines happened across a poor and unfortunate muslim fighter who had been stung by a jelly fish. Lesser men without Christ in their hearts may have stopped to mock this unfortunate heathen, but not these heros. Their first thought was to whip out their pissers and administer first aid as best they could. It is wonderful to see these heros attempt to walk in the foot steps of Jesus, Matthew 9:35 and bring peace and healing to the people of the world who do not yet know, the love of Jesus.

[HTannor]

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Administering first aid, you say.

I thought those Godly Marines™ were performing a baptism.

[ExGay Alex]

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First, they are sent into Afghanistan to defend America, these Taliban are trying to kill them, and their message is "if you try to kill me, I will instead kill you and pee on your corpse." I seriously have no problem with this and if God did not agree who would be dead, now? The US soldier or the terrorist?

I commend these fine young men for doing God's work. The Bible says that True Christians have the power to bring life with their pee. He that believeth on me, as the scripture hath said, out of his belly shall flow rivers of living water. John 7:38

This water shall be used to fill the spiritual void of non-believers: Thou gavest also thy good spirit to instruct them, and withheldest not thy manna from their mouth, and gavest them water for their thirst. Nehemiah 9:20. In other words, the pee was appropriate spiritual effort to bring them to the Lord.

See also John 4:14. But whosoever drinketh of the water that I shall give him shall never thirst; but the water that I shall give him shall be in him a well of water springing up into everlasting life.

I think Marines are just trying to save the SOULS of these Mooslims. Criticizing them is just more of the war on Christianity that has burgeoned under Obama.

[James Hutchins]

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One thing I learned in the 'Nam was, when a man is hit, you give him fluids. These men, these courageous fighting soldiers, suffering every day so you and I can have indoor pools, deserve medals and promotions. Honestly, what has happened to America. Where is the pride?

[Midge Murphy]

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probly u never got peed on i did this one time, not cool, i was behind a horse at the fair and i got 2 close to under his tail, not rilly my idea, but my friends put me up to it.

[Nobar King]

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The health benefits of urine therapy have been known for centuries. Those soldiers were probably trying to revive their captives.

[Titus Templeton]

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God always told us that he want to spread dung upon the faces of the unbelievers.

“If ye will not hear, and if ye will not lay it to heart, to give glory unto my name, saith the Lord of hosts, I will even send a curse upon you, and I will curse your blessings: yea, I have cursed them already, because ye do not lay it to heart. Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces, even the dung of your solemn feasts; and one shall take you away with it” (Malachi 2:2-3)

Since Jesus is God and God never changes,
i would say that if Jesus had the chance he would pee on dead enemy soldiers too.

[Barry]

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Hopefully when Obama sees this video and realizes the good U.S. troops do in the world, providing baptism under fire and first aid to jellyfish sting victims, he will reconsider his reckless plans to slash U.S. military spending. The announced cuts to reduce the defence budget to a paltry $660 billion a year, means the USA no longer has the highest annual defence budget in the world. That honour now goes to Manchester City Football Club!

[H. Montague Worthington]

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Not surprising that with the repeal of Don't Ask, Don't Tell, our military is now routinely engaging in Necrophilia Watersports. Expect it to get much, much worse unless the ban on gays in the military is reinstated.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Even the reporters at the Communist News Network agree with the actions of our Godly troops! Glory!

Dana Loesch, CNN Contributor, Says She'd Urinate On Taliban Soldiers Too

CNN contributor and conservative radio host Dana Loesch said on her show that she not only thinks the Marines who urinated on dead Taliban soldiers are cool, but she'd be willing to join them.

After playing a news clip describing the video, Loesch said, "I'd drop trou and do it too. That's me, though. I want a million cool points for these guys." She wondered why there was any kind of scandal surrounding the incident.

"C'mon people, this is a war," she said. "Do I have a problem with that as a citizen of the United States? No, I don't."

Loesch made the comments on "The Dana Show," which airs daily on FM News Talk 97.1, a conservative radio station in St. Louis, Mo. The station also syndicates shows from Glenn Beck, Laura Ingrahm, Sean Hannity and Michael Savage.

Leosch is also the editor-in-chief of Big Journalism, Andrew Breitbart's conservative website. She was the co-founder of the St. Louis Tea Party, but according to Riverfront Times, she left the group in December.

Loesch isn't the only one to celebrate the actions of the Marines seen in the video. On Thursday, conservative blogger and provocateur Pamela Geller expressed her support and "love" for the Marines, saying that she doesn't "CAIR that these Marines wee wee'ed on murderous savages." (CAIR is the acronym for Council on American-Islamic Relations).

I hope they post a video of all these Godly conservative ladies piddling all over some talibani corpses soon!

[Abner Leopold]

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What I heard from a friend who is in the Marines, was that the godless muslims on the ground were positioning a bomb in the ground and they accidentally blew themselves up, causing them to catch fire, and even though they were injured from the blast, the Marines,all being good Christians didn't want the filthy Muslims to burn to death so the only way they could save them was to urinate on them till the flames were extinguished. What a true sign of good true Christians, trying to save the lives of their enemy, who were planting a bomb to harm them, and after the uneducated backwards Muslims plan literally blew up in their faces, the Marines were still compassionate enough to attemp to save their lives. They should all be given medals of honor.

[Deaner]

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The health benefits of urine therapy have been known for centuries. Those soldiers were probably trying to revive their captives.

Good point Brother Nobar. Personally I would have used a loose stream of feces therapy right down those sand niggers throats. But whatever; to each his own.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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It occurred to me that this may be some new form of interrogation technique – like "Urine Boarding" or something. It's the desert after all, and water is scarce.