Will Landover Baptist Follow the Pope's Lead, Be Concerned About the Poor? Not a Chance

[Johny Joe Hold]

Some are wondering if True Christians™ will now start programs for the poor.

If the Pope wants to entertain himself kissing dirty feet, he can waste his time doing that. We at Landover Baptist have learned if you help poor people, you will have more of them.

Jesus does not want Landover Baptist Church to help lazy people.

http://www.christianpost.com/news/popes-commitment-to-the-poor-a-model-for-evangelicals-92183/

[NathanBrigsby]

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You sir speak the truth. On another unrelated note mayor, is there any land available to buy in Landover? I wish to move as soon as possible. Maybe I can shortsale my house in Macon Georgia because God knows Obama ruined the housibg market so nobody'd pay the appropriate price for my home.

[Jedediah]

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Handouts only lead to a culture of dependency, which is exactly what Obama wants. While giving them free Bibles might be an exception, the only thing poor people should be given is the advice to pull themselves up by their own bootstraps.

[BelieverInGod]

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You sir speak the truth. On another unrelated note mayor, is there any land available to buy in Landover? I wish to move as soon as possible. Maybe I can shortsale my house in Macon Georgia because God knows Obama ruined the housibg market so nobody'd pay the appropriate price for my home.

As someone who moved here, it's a long haul. First you have to become a forum member (and I saw you insult President Bush ) Then there's becoming a True Christian(tm).

After that, to actually move here, there's DoF investigations, financial disclosure, interviews, it probably took us about 4 months until we were approved and we were already True Christians(tm) here.

[BelieverInGod]

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Some are wondering if True Christians™ will now start programs for the poor.

If the Pope wants to entertain himself kissing dirty feet, he can waste his time doing that. We at Landover Baptist have learned if you help poor people, you will have more of them.

Jesus does not want Landover Baptist Church to help lazy people.

http://www.christianpost.com/news/po...elicals-92183/

Well, more and more I'm thinking he may be the first non-gay pope. That being said, I think his perversions may lead in a different route. Why did he name himself after St. Francis?

And now he's blessing dogs?

http://www.lifewithdogs.tv/2013/03/pope-francis-makes-exception-to-bless-guide-dog/

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I'm concerned about the poor. Concerned about them breeding like rabbits and moving to Freehold!

[NathanBrigsby]

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Pastor Ezekiel, may you please educate me privately on which president is correct to respect? I am not that familiar as my judgement of presidents in general may have been misjudged. I will give you the cane to strike me. I am this willing to learn Pastor Ezekiel.

On a more related note, how come coloreds feel the need to blame the white folk for their woes? Technically, we saved them!!!

[Basilissa]

Re: Will Landover Baptist Follow the Pope's Lead, Be Concerned About the Poor? Not a Chance

Some are wondering if True Christians™ will now start programs for the poor.

If the Pope wants to entertain himself kissing dirty feet, he can waste his time doing that. We at Landover Baptist have learned if you help poor people, you will have more of them.

Jesus does not want Landover Baptist Church to help lazy people.

Of course! After all, the poor should be happy to be poor, because they have easier access to heaven (Matthew 19:24).

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Pastor Ezekiel, may you please educate me privately on which president is correct to respect? I am not that familiar as my judgement of presidents in general may have been misjudged. I will give you the cane to strike me. I am this willing to learn Pastor Ezekiel.

All the Republicans, except Lincoln who was a race traitor and a queer.

[NathanBrigsby]

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Thank you. This will help make the 2016 election much easier!

[Paragon of virtue]

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When you start providing money based on need rather than ability trouble is sure to follow--be it in your own household or an entire nation. Mark 14:7 Everyone needs and/or wants something and they learn nothing if you are foolish enough just to give handouts.

A lot of these parasites and squatters try to make working men feel bad by putting forth the communist garbage that everyone should be on equal footing. Well, and good but impossible because we can't all be rich. The same liberal idiots aren't worried because they don't want to pull the lazy sluggard up to meet the minimal standards of the working man, but instead they want to pull the working man down into the gutter with the sluggard meanwhile they sit in their ivory towers congratulating each other on what pious people they are when in fact they are in fact no better than the Pharisees: Matthew 23:27

[Johny Joe Hold]

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I wish Catholics could make up their minds. The bigwigs told their flocks to vote for Romney.

Then, the new Pope kisses the feet of poor and dirty scumbags, just like a Democrat. Catholics, you are either with us, or against us.

[Alterboy]

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I wish Catholics could make up their minds. The bigwigs told their flocks to vote for Romney.

Then, the new Pope kisses the feet of poor and dirty scumbags, just like a Democrat. Catholics, you are either with us, or against us.

It is no surprise that false christians would vote for a moron, I mean mormin!

In future elections the GOP (The GODLY Old Party) need to have a godly True Christian as a presidential candidate. I was initially concerned about Michele Bachman being female, but I do believe her husband keeps her submissive in the Lord.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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I was initially concerned about Michele Bachman being female, but I do believe her husband keeps her submissive in the Lord.

I agree. I think his lisp and effiminent mannerisms are a trick to disguise the fist hidden behind his back. She knows.