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  • Re: PROOF God is REAL!

    Let me get this straight...You cat talked to you?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • Re: PROOF God is REAL!

      Well, I read my story again and I believe an angel spoke to me.

      The cat is just a cat. Alhtough we do think she is pretty special and expensive! LOL

      My entire experience changed my life and heart. But it was caring for the animal that saved my life. Only God would have or could have known I would give up my last dollar, my last bit of energy, my health and life to save the life of a small creature. No human could have helped me back then. Just when I thought I could not handle even one more burden, I was given a heavier load. Accepting it saved me. Finding out the meaning in her name was the answer to my dieing prayer, a wish sent into the Universe months before - that was extraordinary!

      I have been told my description of the voice is written in Christian literature - the tone, soft and melodic, like a tuning fork with a sense it traveled billions of miles. It was quiet and sharp, clear and yet gentle.

      Before this entire experience I was angry at God. I never understood the image nor the meaning in the suffering of Christ. Like many I did NOT understand suffering here on Earth or why a loving God would do this to his creation. I now not only understand it, I feel great joy and privilege in knowing God sent His only son to die for us. Death is our road to awe. Faith the only path out. I had once thought money would solve all of my problems and pain, but I was sorely mistaken. Only when I was broken with nothing left but a very expensive cat, did I truly understand the perfect beauty in suffering.

      To the person with the mean neighbor comment: Not all of us are wealthy, although I am OK now. The people involved in these crimes from the neighbors to the government officials have lost everything. God indeed punished them rather swiftly for all to see. Much faster than the courts. Many were later found guilty in a court of law. I forgive all of them and in my forgiveness restitution was finally granted. Only, I feel sorry for the individuals who are still spiraling into Hell. Their anger and hate are eating them alive. To side with people who commit crimes against their neighbor is to side with evil. I am sure the Pastor can come up with the Commandments broken when someone is guilty of harassment, false arrests, death threats and damage to property.

      My proof is just that mine. But if someone like me can change, there is hope for humanity. I know each of us must come to terms with our own demons. Not all of us had lives like many of you or a strong faith to fall back on. I believe all of us are given multiple chances with small miracles that may seem like burdens to find a way out of darkness, to find our way to Christ.

      This was my miracle, my proof. Call it what you want but damaged people sometimes need Divine intervention. I doubt any passage from the Bible would have saved me back then. In fact, I know it. However, God in his infinite wisdom chose something to reach my black heart - a sick cat. There are no words to express my gratitude for all I had to suffer to reach this point.

      So, you tell me - is this a story about a cat?
      sigpicGenesis 1:20-22
      21And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

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      • Re: PROOF God is REAL!

        Talking cat? Why not?



        The only thing I would say is that the cat is probably Pentecostal as I can’t quite make out its message from beyond.
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        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

        Author of such illuminating essays as,
        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          Thank you and Bless you. You are a good man. That was a very funny video but honestly that cat was scary. Even the other cat was afraid. Come to think of it, one of my cats makes a sound like that just before it barfs up a hairball.
          sigpicGenesis 1:20-22
          21And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

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            A talking cat or a talking snake. It be the devil's work, and the devil's work has to be wiped out from the surface of this earth. It has to be removed and every single mention of it should be forgotten lest we drown ourselves in an ocean of violence, sin and blasphemous sodomy. For if one word is read, one sentence spoken, evil may be awakened and set loose upon the world. Death to the stains of the devil!

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              Originally posted by Wegmetditgeloof_Amen View Post
              A talking cat or a talking snake. It be the devil's work, and the devil's work has to be wiped out from the surface of this earth. It has to be removed and every single mention of it should be forgotten lest we drown ourselves in an ocean of violence, sin and blasphemous sodomy. For if one word is read, one sentence spoken, evil may be awakened and set loose upon the world. Death to the stains of the devil!

              My cat does not talk. In fact, my cat has no voice at all. Nothing like that creepy video. It is pretty hard to condense ten years and a religious experience into a couple of paragraphs when tired. I tried to hit the points but think the story gets lost when told too quickly. Actually, it really isn't for me to decide what kind of experience I had. It would be for the reader and God. I have no idea. All I know is it changed me completely and I believe Christ saved my dieing soul for some reason. The only reason I can come up with since I was a writer, was to write it down.
              sigpicGenesis 1:20-22
              21And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

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              • Re: PROOF God is REAL!

                Sorry to break it to you Pastor Ezekiel but, the bible has been edited over several times.

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                  Not to be the bearer of bad news, but this video was made as a joke to mock all Christians. If you don't believe me, have a look at Mr. Current's YouTube page and other videos. While you're there, maybe you should cut out some other misconceptions in your life... Maybe, the bible?

                  PS. Here's Edward Current's page http://www.youtube.com/user/edwardcurrent?blend=2&ob=4. Read about him. He explicitly says that he's not a Christian.

                  Who's deluded now?

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                  • Re: PROOF God is REAL!

                    Originally posted by ManOfTongues View Post
                    Not to be the bearer of bad news, but this video was made as a joke to mock all Christians. If you don't believe me, have a look at Mr. Current's YouTube page and other videos. While you're there, maybe you should cut out some other misconceptions in your life... Maybe, the bible?

                    PS. Here's Edward Current's page http://www.youtube.com/user/edwardcurrent?blend=2&ob=4. Read about him. He explicitly says that he's not a Christian.

                    Who's deluded now?
                    Wrong.
                    He is actually a Christian pretending to be an Atheist pretending to be a Christian.

                    Sister Talitha

                    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                    • Re: PROOF God is REAL!

                      Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                      Wrong.
                      He is actually a Christian pretending to be an Atheist pretending to be a Christian.
                      Whatever helps you sleep at night...

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                      • Re: PROOF God is REAL!

                        Originally posted by ManOfTongues View Post
                        Whatever helps you sleep at night...
                        A Glass of warm milk and a Prayer to Jesus thank you

                        Sister Talitha

                        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                        • Re: PROOF God is REAL!

                          Originally posted by ScienceFool View Post
                          Sorry to break it to you Pastor Ezekiel but, the bible has been edited over several times.
                          You are of course correct - There's no one at Landover or (I suspect) in Heaven would disagree: God dictated the KJV1611 through His Majesty King James. Subsequently, evil men, false prophets, and money grabbing abominations have published things like NIV, The Message, "American Standard Version" etc., etc.

                          I hope you will join with Landover and write to Congress objecting that those non-bibles are banned and burned.
                          sigpic


                          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                          Author of such illuminating essays as,
                          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                            Goodness yes brothers! I'm glad I joined this forum, lest I never would have seen this video.

                            Thanks for this, I will have to show it to all of the heathens I know.

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                              Originally posted by ManOfTongues View Post
                              Whatever helps you sleep at night...
                              Jesus helps me sleep at night. Amen

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                              • Re: PROOF God is REAL!

                                I'm not even going to begin to say how dumb your logic is.

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