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Re: PROOF God is REAL!

Ggod is not the piffleing creator of the world.

He's not? Then, pray tell, who is?

Darwin FTW

Yeah, that makes sense!

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: PROOF God is REAL!

UHH UHH! ME!! ME!!

FAKE AND GAY!
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Wanna know why?
Cause you believe a book that says that it was written by god, it is pretty much the same as if I went out and wrote a book and said I was god.

Also, if you never question anything, you are deluding yourself.

This is soooooo hillarious. Why? Cause the republicans sent US troops to Iraq to eliminate WMD and of course it was just a nice catch that Iraq also has a lot of oil


You are so piffleing stupid that you should be beaten up and forced to admit that god is not the piffleing creator of the world. If he was, why the piffle would he let the civil war take place? Or let christians fight eachother? And why should he let mankind become all other religions? If god does exist and is such a dumbass as you make him, then he is really bad at his job. He even let his son get betrayed, that is called true love.


Darwin FTW, you guys burn in what you call hell.

Welcome friend. Jesus has clearly sent you here because you have something missing on your life. I think if you are honest then you know it to. You do feel that don't you?

What is missing is Jesus. Drop the anger, be honest with yourself and introduce yourself properly. You will much happier.

Jack

[Scientia]

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UHH UHH! ME!! ME!!

FAKE AND GAY!
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Wanna know why?
Cause you believe a book that says that it was written by god, it is pretty much the same as if I went out and wrote a book and said I was god.

Also, if you never question anything, you are deluding yourself.

This is soooooo hillarious. Why? Cause the republicans sent US troops to Iraq to eliminate WMD and of course it was just a nice catch that Iraq also has a lot of oil


You are so fucking stupid that you should be beaten up and forced to admit that god is not the fucking creator of the world. If he was, why the fuck would he let the civil war take place? Or let christians fight eachother? And why should he let mankind become all other religions? If god does exist and is such a dumbass as you make him, then he is really bad at his job. He even let his son get betrayed, that is called true love.


Darwin FTW, you guys burn in what you call hell.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Well I do not know because I was not there.

Answer me one thing though that has always intrigued me; If Jesus is Gods son, (which I do not doubt) then why was he Jewish?
A lot of Christianity is based on a Jewish man who is the son of God...Something I have never understood.

Jesus is not a damned joo. Read THIS.

[Nitram]

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Idiot

How many Christians were next to pagans when Christ's was doing His earthly ministry compared to the numbers of Pagans at the time? Christianity is today is in its totality is only 33% of the world population and your precious Catholic church is lucky if it's even a third of that.

Since when does God's TRUTH depend of popularity?

Well I do not know because I was not there.

Answer me one thing though that has always intrigued me; If Jesus is Gods son, (which I do not doubt) then why was he Jewish?
A lot of Christianity is based on a Jewish man who is the son of God...Something I have never understood.

[Nitram]

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I'm forced to conclude you must be a dyslectic, since you're too lazy to check the definition of the word in a thesaurus.
You did convince me that dyslectics aren't retarded, they're just to lazy read anything properly, ergo to lazy to do any proper work and will always live of welfare. Good for you.

Well at least I convinced you they're not retards, that's one thing I suppose, and I'll settle for that.

About agnostics existing and all, please read the linked thread. I even quoted the relevant definition of that thread, which in no way differed from yours.

Whatever you say...

If you ever manage to explain to someone how beef stops being a dead animal after it became beef, but a chopped off tallywacker doesn't stop being a dead animal after it became a chopped off tallywacker, I would be utterly surprised. Good luck with that.

I never said that, only that it is wrong to cut of a 'tallywacker' in the first place, but oh well.

If you want to discuss this further, read my arguments again. They contain all information necessary.

I think we've argued enough now now.
I don't think we'll ever agree with each other, and religion may perhaps always divide people such as yourself from people like me. Whether that's a good or bad thing only time can tell.

And as for who is right and who is wrong, then that will only be discovered by our own deaths. If you go to Heaven, then obviously you were right, and if not, then I was. We'll see in the end.

Have a nice day sir.

[Thomas Dalton]

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I'm tired of being the one that has to deliver all the evidence for my statements, and you trying to deny everything you stated in the previous posts with ridiculous arguments. I'm forced to conclude you must be a dyslectic, since you're too lazy to check the definition of the word in a thesaurus.
You did convince me that dyslectics aren't retarded, they're just to lazy read anything properly, ergo to lazy to do any proper work and will always live of welfare. Good for you.

About agnostics existing and all, please read the linked thread. I even quoted the relevant definition of that thread, which in no way differed from yours.

If you ever manage to explain to someone how beef stops being a dead animal after it became beef, but a chopped off tallywacker doesn't stop being a dead animal after it became a chopped off tallywacker, I would be utterly surprised. Good luck with that.

If you want to discuss this further, read my arguments again. They contain all information necessary.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Seriously all you think about is raping young boys, got a few down in the cellar or something? There are billions more Catholics in Christianity than there are 'True Christians' such as yourself. So I do believe that you are outnumbered. mormon.

Idiot

How many Christians were next to pagans when Christ's was doing His earthly ministry compared to the numbers of Pagans at the time? Christianity is today is in its totality is only 33% of the world population and your precious Catholic church is lucky if it's even a third of that.

Since when does God's TRUTH depend of popularity?

[Nitram]

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Do Christ condone the rape of young boys? No he doesn't. Catholics aren't Christians. End of discussion.

Seriously all you think about is raping young boys, got a few down in the cellar or something? There are billions more Catholics in Christianity than there are 'True Christians' such as yourself. So I do believe that you are outnumbered. mormon.

Read the thread. Or join the "special needs" forum. Dyslectic retard.

What exactly have I said that makes me dyslexic?
You're the bloody dyslexic one here, you can't even spell it right.
And I did read the forum, and as I have already said, your friend got the definition wrong.

If you insist however on there being no such thing as agnostics, that still doesn't make me an atheist! I am merely someone who believe it is impossible to know whether or not god exists, because you can neither disprove nor prove it to be so. And since you are already familiar with the definition of an atheist, you will be able to see that I am not one.

So, you agree that if hundreds of atheists started raping puppies, it would become a natural thing, and therefore a good thing?

No, firstly I do not believe rape is right, so it is a completely different comparison. Also the puppies cannot consent to it so it would never be right no matter how many people did it.
If however the puppies could consent and say yes I want you to do that, then it would be a different story. But they cannot, so this is really irrelevant.

So... if I chop of the "pleasure stick" of a puppy, that "stick" was never alive, so you could stick it in your cooter without feeling any remorse?

You're a sick lady, friend.

I'm the sick one? You're the one coming up with all this not me. Where do you even get it from, it's just disgusting.
Who would want to chop a 'pleasure stick' off a puppy? That's wrong. You would have something mentally wrong with you if you did that, and belong in a nut house.

[QUOTE=Thomas Dalton;847701]Look, lady, I humored you long enough. A legless man cannot compete in the Olympics without equipment, like a retard is not allowed to post on this forum without spellchecker. I knew women were thick, but please, think before you post. [QUOTE]

Well then maybe you shouldn't be on this forum without a spellchecker either, considering you cannot even spell dyslexic!

You cannot use the bible as proof!
Besides the bible wasn't written by god himself. The scripture was inspired by god, but you'll find people wrote it, not him. People wrote the bible about him, and with him in mind certainly, about his greats deeds, and what they believe god would want from men. But people are not perfect. The only perfect being would be god. But he did not write the bible. People did. Since they are not perfect, they can easily get something wrong.

My Bible does not contain an expiration date.

I never said it did. Just that it is outdated.

[Thomas Dalton]

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You really are some kind of retard. A Roman Catholic is a Christian;
"The Roman Catholic Church, is the world's largest Christian church, with over a billion members"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholic_Church

Do Christ condone the rape of young boys? No he doesn't. Catholics aren't Christians. End of discussion.

I exist. I am an agnostic. Therefore agnostics exist. My mum exists. She is an agnostic. Therefore agnostics exist. Oh and btw your mate doesn't know the definition of a agnostic! He said they are people who believe god does not exist. This is not true. The definition; One who believes that it is impossible TO KNOW whether there is a God. I do not deny the existance of god, only say that it is impossible to truly know whether he exists! There is a bloody difference you retards!

agnostic — n
1. a person who holds that knowledge of a Supreme Being, ultimate cause, etc, is impossible

Read the thread. Or join the "special needs" forum. Dyslectic retard.

There WAS nothing natural about it no. But welcome the the 21st century, where times are now completely different. It was not a natural thing a hundred, even fifty years ago. But it certainly is for gays now.

So, you agree that if hundreds of atheists started raping puppies, it would become a natural thing, and therefore a good thing?

<pornographic description deleted>
Secondly, you have just taken the word 'retard' to a whole new level!
Plastic was never, and will never be alive, so it also cannot be dead. If you make a beef stew for example, was that ever alive? No. The beef belonged to a cow which was alive but the beef was never alive. The veg belonged to plants that were all alive, but the veg was never alive. So therefore it cannot be dead either.

Puppies however have been alive, it could think and act on it's own accord.
There is a major difference between plastic and dead puppies you complete retard!

So... if I chop of the "pleasure stick" of a puppy, that "stick" was never alive, so you could stick it in your cooter without feeling any remorse?

You're a sick lady, friend.

<<Lies about atheists having a moral compass, can't be bothered to respond to them>>

So you are saying a legless guy has to use a prosthetic leg, even though he may not want to, no more than a guy with both his legs would!

Look, lady, I humored you long enough. A legless man cannot compete in the Olympics without equipment, like a retard is not allowed to post on this forum without spellchecker. I knew women were thick, but please, think before you post.

The Bible is the word of God. God would hardly be lying, would he?

Got any proof that he's not?

If the bible stated my name as Sarah and I wanted my name to be Kathy, then my name is Kathy. A name is just something other people call you, it can change as easily as that. If I were to get married, my last name would change to that of the man. Despite what the bible has in it.
Times change. Knowledge improves. The bible becomes outdated. Again, welcome to the 21st century, where it is completely unacceptable to beat your children and hit your wife!

My Bible does not contain an expiration date.

[Nitram]

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Roman Catholics aren't Christian.

You really are some kind of retard. A Roman Catholic is a Christian;
"The Roman Catholic Church, is the world's largest Christian church, with over a billion members"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholic_Church

[QUOTE=Thomas Dalton;847545]
Agnostics do not exist. [QUOTE]

I exist. I am an agnostic. Therefore agnostics exist. My mum exists. She is an agnostic. Therefore agnostics exist. Oh and btw your mate doesn't know the definition of a agnostic! He said they are people who believe god does not exist. This is not true. The definition; One who believes that it is impossible TO KNOW whether there is a God. I do not deny the existance of god, only say that it is impossible to truly know whether he exists! There is a bloody difference you retards!

[QUOTE=Thomas Dalton;847545]Yes, like there's also nothing natural about sticking your tallywacker up another human's rectum. [QUOTE]

There WAS nothing natural about it no. But welcome the the 21st century, where times are now completely different. It was not a natural thing a hundred, even fifty years ago. But it certainly is for gays now.

[QUOTE=Thomas Dalton;847545]This may come as a shock to you, but I heard that to pleasure themselves, some women have.... plastic things with batteries they stick down there !
Plastic is made from dead organic material according to your Satan worshiping Scientists, and dead puppies are made of dead organic material, so using plastic is as wrong as using dead puppies.[QUOTE]

First of all those things are called 'vibrators' or 'dildos', and women stick it up their vagina.
Secondly, you have just taken the word 'retard' to a whole new level!
Plastic was never, and will never be alive, so it also cannot be dead. If you make a beef stew for example, was that ever alive? No. The beef belonged to a cow which was alive but the beef was never alive. The veg belonged to plants that were all alive, but the veg was never alive. So therefore it cannot be dead either.

Puppies however have been alive, it could think and act on it's own accord.
There is a major difference between plastic and dead puppies you complete retard!


[QUOTE=Thomas Dalton;847545]Does raping children and killing them feel good? Obviously, since there are people doing it. Atheists don't believe in an afterlife (how stupid they are!) and so, if they cover up their tracks, it has no downside.
Since it feels good and has no downside for intelligent people, all intelligent people must be childraping serialkillers. QED. [QUOTE]

I disagree. I would never think of raping a child and killing it as feeling good! Nor will most atheists. There are some sick people out there, but not all them are even atheists. Some may well be Christians, and some from other religions. Your religion does not define whether you are a child raping serial killer! And just because you can do something and get away with it, does not mean you will do it.

[QUOTE=Thomas Dalton;847545]No, since I don't need it. Why would a normal guy use a prosthetic leg?[QUOTE]

So you are saying a legless guy has to use a prosthetic leg, even though he may not want to, no more than a guy with both his legs would!



[QUOTE=Thomas Dalton;847545]The Bible is the word of God. God would hardly be lying, would he?[QUOTE]

Got any proof that he's not?

If the Bible stated your name is Sarah, your name would be Sarah.
You would probably be deluded by the Devil to think your real name is Kathy.
Luckily, the Bible states nothing about your name, so I'm free to believe whatever I want.

If the bible stated my name as Sarah and I wanted my name to be Kathy, then my name is Kathy. A name is just something other people call you, it can change as easily as that. If I were to get married, my last name would change to that of the man. Despite what the bible has in it.
Times change. Knowledge improves. The bible becomes outdated. Again, welcome to the 21st century, where it is completely unacceptable to beat your children and hit your wife!

[Thomas Dalton]

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Catholic is just a form of Christianity, as is other things such as the Church of England ect. So no I'm not Catholic either...

Roman Catholics aren't Christian.

The definition of an atheist; One who disbelieves or denies the existence of God or gods.

Whether or not the god/gods someone believes in actually exist is irrelevant, the fact that they believe in the existence of god/gods means that they are not an atheist.

Personally I am an agnostic. I neither believe nor disbelieve in god.

Definition of an agnostic; a. One who believes that it is impossible to know whether there is a God.
b. One who is skeptical about the existence of God but does not profess true atheism.
An agnostic does not deny the existence of God and heaven but holds that one cannot know for certain whether or not they exist.

Therefore I conclude that I am not an atheist. [/QUOTE]
Agnostics do not exist.

Well no because killing animals and eating them is just the natural life cycle. For example lions kill deer to eat, just as we kill chicken and other animals to eat. And what's all this calling it a 'tallywacker' lets be adult and call it by it's proper name, 'a tallywacker'!
And I'm sure we'll all agree that there's nothing natural about sticking your tallywacker up another species rectum.

Yes, like there's also nothing natural about sticking your tallywacker up another human's rectum.

Masturbation is not wrong at all, and what does plastic have to do with it?

This may come as a shock to you, but I heard that to pleasure themselves, some women have.... plastic things with batteries they stick down there !
Plastic is made from dead organic material according to your Satan worshiping Scientists, and dead puppies are made of dead organic material, so using plastic is as wrong as using dead puppies.

Hang on you've lost me...how does this make all atheists child rapers and serial killers? Well I disagree, it's my own body so I shall use it as I please, whether that's to do absolutely nothing, or to make myself feel good!

Does raping children and killing them feel good? Obviously, since there are people doing it. Atheists don't believe in an afterlife (how stupid they are!) and so, if they cover up their tracks, it has no downside.
Since it feels good and has no downside for intelligent people, all intelligent people must be childraping serialkillers. QED.

Can you really be bothered to use a spell checker for every word you write? So why should a dyslexic person. And being dyslexic in no way makes you a retard!

No, since I don't need it. Why would a normal guy use a prosthetic leg?

Have you ever been to the next life? Or seen it in your own eyes? Or even a real photograph of it. No? Then how can you be so sure just because the bible says so. Open your mind to the possibilities.

The Bible is the word of God. God would hardly be lying, would he?

Believing in the bible and believing in god are two different things. If I wrote that my name is Sarah, and I told you find out my real name is Kathy. You may believe that my real name is Kathy, however you'll now no longer believe that my name is Sarah. When you find some reason which means it must be true, what is the point in hanging on to what you've read just because you have absolute faith in it?

If the Bible stated your name is Sarah, your name would be Sarah.
You would probably be deluded by the Devil to think your real name is Kathy.
Luckily, the Bible states nothing about your name, so I'm free to believe whatever I want.

[Nitram]

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After watching the video at the beginning of this, I have to say I am a born again believer. I mean yes it is all written down in black and white so why wouldn't I? However, it was written with no evidence and before scientific advances. Also are you saying that gravity is not real and just a theory if so wouldn't we just be floating all over the place. Others have written books (with evidence) on how the universe was formed and yet you believe a book which was written years ago with no proof. No wait I have not been converted I still listen to sense.

Exactly what I think.

[EternalDeath]

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After watching the video at the beginning of this, I have to say I am a born again believer. I mean yes it is all written down in black and white so why wouldn't I? However, it was written with no evidence and before scientific advances. Also are you saying that gravity is not real and just a theory if so wouldn't we just be floating all over the place. Others have written books (with evidence) on how the universe was formed and yet you believe a book which was written years ago with no proof. No wait I have not been converted I still listen to sense.

[Nitram]

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Well, I hope you are a vegetarian then. If you believe animals need to consent to everything that happens to them, I'm sure they would mind less to having a tallywacker in their rectum than getting slaughtered and killed for food.

Well no because killing animals and eating them is just the natural life cycle. For example lions kill deer to eat, just as we kill chicken and other animals to eat. And what's all this calling it a 'tallywacker' lets be adult and call it by it's proper name, 'a penis'!
And I'm sure we'll all agree that there's nothing natural about sticking your penis up another species rectum.

Also, since plastic cannot consent, you agree that masturbation is wrong?

Masturbation is not wrong at all, and what does plastic have to do with it?

No one, exactly my point! Since no one can say where it belongs, except God, all atheists must be childraping serial killers. It's only logical.

Hang on you've lost me...how does this make all atheists child rapers and serial killers? Well I disagree, it's my own body so I shall use it as I please, whether that's to do absolutely nothing, or to make myself feel good!

Do they race against normal people? No they don't.
As I said, let them create their own "special needs" forum.
If they're too retarded to use a spellchecker, how can they ever try to understand the mysterious ways of God?

Yes they do because they are normal people, so what they have a missing leg, that doesn't change who they are in the slightest! Can you really be bothered to use a spell checker for every word you write? So why should a dyslexic person. And being dyslexic in no way makes you a retard!

And yet, we're sure. Since we are sure, we would be horrific human beings if we try to prolong the life of a sinner, but neglect to guide him to heaven, no?

Have you ever been to the next life? Or seen it in your own eyes? Or even a real photograph of it. No? Then how can you be so sure just because the bible says so. Open your mind to the possibilities.

But if you don't believe in the Bible, how can you believe in God?
Then you believe in a fairy tale anyone can come up with!
What kind of proof do they have for the existence of God then, if they spit on the Bible?

Believing in the bible and believing in god are two different things. If I wrote that my name is Sarah, and I told you find out my real name is Kathy. You may believe that my real name is Kathy, however you'll now no longer believe that my name is Sarah. When you find some reason which means it must be true, what is the point in hanging on to what you've read just because you have absolute faith in it?