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I'm beginning to think that every time these "scientists" find some more bones we all need to celebrate with a BBQ rib fest in Freehold, accompanied by laughter and recounting Genesis in the Bible (KJV1611).
You don't need to read too much of this as the tale is pretty simple to comprehend. Lazy porch monkeys in Africa had the life of Riley - picking ripe bananas from the trees anytime they were hungry. Some of them decided to migrate to Europe 200,000 years earlier than once thought and found, because of "climate change", that it was much harder to live as the bananas were no longer around. Thus they had to "evolve" and become "smarter" in order to survive - ultimately becoming modern "humans".
I will say one thing about the "discovery", it does explain why the nigra has an aversion to work. Additionally, I never thought that the Europeans were all that smart - particularly after Angela Merkel started inviting all the mooselimbs over for beer and brats.
At any rate, anyone who had any common sense left Europe years ago because it was a hotbed of cathylicks, Nazis, socialists, communists, and other generally obnoxious types (like the French) - not to mention all their wars.
You don't need to read too much of this as the tale is pretty simple to comprehend. Lazy porch monkeys in Africa had the life of Riley - picking ripe bananas from the trees anytime they were hungry. Some of them decided to migrate to Europe 200,000 years earlier than once thought and found, because of "climate change", that it was much harder to live as the bananas were no longer around. Thus they had to "evolve" and become "smarter" in order to survive - ultimately becoming modern "humans".
I will say one thing about the "discovery", it does explain why the nigra has an aversion to work. Additionally, I never thought that the Europeans were all that smart - particularly after Angela Merkel started inviting all the mooselimbs over for beer and brats.
At any rate, anyone who had any common sense left Europe years ago because it was a hotbed of cathylicks, Nazis, socialists, communists, and other generally obnoxious types (like the French) - not to mention all their wars.
Europe was the birthplace of mankind, not Africa, scientists find
Sarah Knapton, Science Editor - 22 May 2017 • 7:00pm
The history of human evolution has been rewritten after scientists discovered that Europe was the birthplace of mankind, not Africa.
Currently, most experts believe that our human lineage split from apes around seven million years ago in central Africa, where hominids remained for the next five million years before venturing further afield.
But two fossils of an ape-like creature which had human-like teeth have been found in Bulgaria and Greece, dating to 7.2 million years ago.
The discovery of the creature, named Graecopithecus freybergi, and nicknameded ‘El Graeco' by scientists, proves our ancestors were already starting to evolve in Europe 200,000 years before the earliest African hominid.
An international team of researchers say the findings entirely change the beginning of human history and place the last common ancestor of both chimpanzees and humans - the so-called Missing Link - in the Mediterranean region.
At that time climate change had turned Eastern Europe into an open savannah which forced apes to find new food sources, sparking a shift towards bipedalism, the researchers believe.
“This study changes the ideas related to the knowledge about the time and the place of the first steps of the humankind,” said Professor Nikolai Spassov from the Bulgarian Academy of Sciences.
“Graecopithecus is not an ape. He is a member of the tribe of hominins and the direct ancestor of homo.
“The food of the Graecopithecus was related to the rather dry and hard savannah vegetation, unlike that of the recent great apes which are leaving in forests. Therefore, like humans, he has wide molars and thick enamel.
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Sarah Knapton, Science Editor - 22 May 2017 • 7:00pm
The history of human evolution has been rewritten after scientists discovered that Europe was the birthplace of mankind, not Africa.
Currently, most experts believe that our human lineage split from apes around seven million years ago in central Africa, where hominids remained for the next five million years before venturing further afield.
But two fossils of an ape-like creature which had human-like teeth have been found in Bulgaria and Greece, dating to 7.2 million years ago.
The discovery of the creature, named Graecopithecus freybergi, and nicknameded ‘El Graeco' by scientists, proves our ancestors were already starting to evolve in Europe 200,000 years before the earliest African hominid.
An international team of researchers say the findings entirely change the beginning of human history and place the last common ancestor of both chimpanzees and humans - the so-called Missing Link - in the Mediterranean region.
At that time climate change had turned Eastern Europe into an open savannah which forced apes to find new food sources, sparking a shift towards bipedalism, the researchers believe.
“This study changes the ideas related to the knowledge about the time and the place of the first steps of the humankind,” said Professor Nikolai Spassov from the Bulgarian Academy of Sciences.
“Graecopithecus is not an ape. He is a member of the tribe of hominins and the direct ancestor of homo.
“The food of the Graecopithecus was related to the rather dry and hard savannah vegetation, unlike that of the recent great apes which are leaving in forests. Therefore, like humans, he has wide molars and thick enamel.
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