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  • Is God adjusting reality for women?

    Sometimes I wonder if the reality that we see is the real one and God does adjust reality for women so they can understand it. Basically a dumbed down version. I don't see a point why women should see every tree in a forrest because they do not go hunting. On the other side they see a lot more stuff in the kitchen then I do.So God gives them a higher resolution once they walk into the kitchen. My theory is that women have a very light version of everything because it would overwhelm them if it wasn't that way. Also it's scientifically proven that women are not abvle to really understand traffic if they drive with a car and this way we have way too many accidents.
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    Re: Is God adjusting reality for women?

    Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
    Sometimes I wonder if the reality that we see is the real one and God does adjust reality for women so they can understand it. Basically a dumbed down version. I don't see a point why women should see every tree in a forrest because they do not go hunting. On the other side they see a lot more stuff in the kitchen then I do.So God gives them a higher resolution once they walk into the kitchen. My theory is that women have a very light version of everything because it would overwhelm them if it wasn't that way. Also it's scientifically proven that women are not abvle to really understand traffic if they drive with a car and this way we have way too many accidents.
    As your Sister in Christ, I would offer my support for the idea you have expressed in this post, but I'm still struggling to understand it.
    His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

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      Re: Is God adjusting reality for women?

      Thanks to Obama and Hilary Clinton, we are not allowed to talk about normal things that make reality very different for women than men. We have to use euphemisms, like "glass ceiling", and even that now is sneered at by the liberals.

      So we have to all make-believe things are not there when we know they really are. This kind of mental gymnastics is easy for liberals who are used to denying God exists. Deep down in their hearts, however, we know they believe just as much as we do, they are just blinded by lust for anal sex.
      If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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      • #4
        Re: Is God adjusting reality for women?

        Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
        Sometimes I wonder if the reality that we see is the real one and God does adjust reality for women so they can understand it. Basically a dumbed down version. I don't see a point why women should see every tree in a forrest because they do not go hunting. On the other side they see a lot more stuff in the kitchen then I do.So God gives them a higher resolution once they walk into the kitchen. My theory is that women have a very light version of everything because it would overwhelm them if it wasn't that way. Also it's scientifically proven that women are not abvle to really understand traffic if they drive with a car and this way we have way too many accidents.
        What an interesting question, Brother Titus! We must consider both the nature of reality and the nature of women to unravel the answers to this timely dilemma.

        We do know that God "adjusts reality" (as you say it) by deceiving unsuspecting atheists and false believers (scientists, English politicians, Canadians, evolution cultists, Papists) all the time. They've chosen the path of sin and God gently guides their way further and deeper unto the path to the Bottomless Pit (Revelation 9:2).

        Isaiah 66:4
        I also will choose their delusions, and will bring their fears upon them; because when I called, none did answer; when I spake, they did not hear: but they did evil before mine eyes, and chose that in which I delighted not.

        2 Thessalonians 2:11
        And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:

        This means that the first part of the proof that supports your theory is established. Now, for the second part, are women also involved in addition to sinners, as their understanding of the Reality of Jesus Christ (James 4:7 tells us how to attain a permanent vision of this reality)? What is the nature of women? Is it that different from the common sinner? These ate the most burning questions of today, as they concern the Salvation privileges of 50% of mankind. To begin with, the woman is very susceptible to conditioning, brainwashing, and various stimuli that easily distract her from Worship!

        Genesis 3:3-4
        But of the fruit of the tree which is in the midst of the garden, God hath said, Ye shall not eat of it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die. And the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die:


        A very simple distraction, just an utterance by an evil Creature and the woman immediately believes it instead of the eyewitness testimony and Commandments by God. As God is the same now as He was then and shall be into the discernible Eternity (Hebrews 13:8) and controls absolutely everything (Revelation 19:6), we can assume that God watched these proceeding and approved of them - at least He did not intervene although He could have. Thus, this might have been the first time the woman was given the treatment of Alternative Reality. How did this affect womanhood? Very badly. The easily-distracted psyche of every woman everywhere became insatiable with animal lust for fornication.

        Genesis 3:16
        Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and
        thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.




        Here we can see the issue (lust) and its one and only cure - childbearing.

        1 Timothy 2:15
        Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.


        Only by keeping the pre-menopausal woman in a constant state of incubation can Jesus ensure her Salvation and her avoidance of harlotry. Thus, we have here the basic state of the woman. A lecherous Creature that can only be controlled physically by restraining her mobility bu uterine commitments. The character of the women is well-known and beautifully expressed in the Bible.

        Ecclesiastes 7:26
        And I find more bitter than death the woman, whose heart is snares and nets, and her hands as bands: whoso pleaseth God shall escape from her; but the sinner shall be taken by her.


        Proverbs 21:19
        [It is] better to dwell in the wilderness, than with a contentious and an angry woman.


        But is all lost?

        Proverbs 31:10-31
        Who can find a virtuous woman? for her price [is] far above rubies.




        Apparently, it is difficult but not impossible to find a virtuous women? How can you find one?

        Acts 8:12
        But when they believed Philip preaching the things concerning the kingdom of God, and the name of Jesus Christ, they were baptized, both men and women.


        Only by accepting the Love of Jesus Christ and the superiority of her husband (1 Corinthians 11:3) AND by producing offspring (1 Timothy 2:15) can a woman escape the delusions that were described so vividly in 2 Thessalonians 2:11. This re-enforces our notion that True Christianity™ in its Landover Baptist form is the only conceivable Way that can lead to Salvation. To conclude, the theory of our Brother Titus is proven as far as 99.999999% of women are concerned, and only our superior Ladies, much less intelligent than our males but still Spiritually on top of every sinner male, have at least some grasp of Jesus Christ in His Merciful (Jonah 4:2) and Wrathful (Revelation 19:11) form!




        Yours in Christ,

        Elmer
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        • #5
          Re: Is God adjusting reality for women?

          Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
          As your Sister in Christ, I would offer my support for the idea you have expressed in this post, but I'm still struggling to understand it.
          He is referring in particular to the modern, unsaved types who just need to struggle through without the light of Jesus.

          It happened in my rooms in college, where I am now writing, and began in the most ordinary way with a call on the telephone. “This is Durward,” the voice said. “I’m speaking from the porter’s lodge. I’m in Oxford for a few hours. Can I come across and see you?” I said yes, of course. Durward is a former pupil and a decent enough fellow; I would be glad to see him again. When he turned up at my door a few moments later I was rather annoyed to find that he had a young woman in tow. I loathe either men or women who speak as if they were coming to see you alone and then spring a husband or a wife, a fiance ́ or a fiance ́e on you. One ought to be warned.

          The girl was neither very pretty nor very plain, and of course she ruined my con- versation. We couldn’t talk about any of the things Durward and I had in common because that would have meant leaving her out in the cold. And she and Durward couldn’t talk about the things they (presumably) had in common because that would have left me out. He introduced her as Peggy and said they were engaged. After that, the three of us just sat and did social patter about the weather and the news.

          I tend to stare when I am bored, and I am afraid I must have stared at that girl, without the least interest, a good deal. At any rate I was certainly doing so at the moment when the strange experience began. Quite suddenly, without any faintness or nausea or anything of that sort, I found myself in a wholly different place. The familiar room vanished; Durward and Peggy vanished. I was alone. And I was standing up.

          My first idea was that something had gone wrong with my eyes. I was not in darkness, nor even in twilight, but everything seemed curiously blurred. There was a sort of daylight, but when I looked up I didn’t see anything that I could very confidently call a sky. It might, just possibly, be the sky of a very featureless, dull, grey day, but it lacked any suggestion of distance. “Nondescript” was the word I would have used to describe it. Lower down and closer to me, there were upright shapes, vaguely green in colour, but of a very dingy green. I peered at them for quite a long time before it occurred to me that they might be trees. I went nearer and examined them; and the impression they made on me is not easy to put into words. “Trees of a sort,” or, “Well, trees, if you call that a tree,” or, “An attempt at trees,” would come near it. They were the crudest, shabbiest apology for trees you could imagine. They had no real anatomy, even no real branches; they were more like lamp-posts with great, shapeless blobs of green stuck on top of them.


          C. S. LEWIS The Shoddy Lands
          Reading on it transpires that Lewis has some insight, for an Anglican, into the situation described by Brother Templeton. So distracted by every vapid trend as to see no need for Redemption which is rejecting the gracious offer of Salvation from Jesus. He will therefore, since His Love has been rejected, supervise the torture regime personally as He explains which all these modernists so richly deserve.

          There are two paths in this world. One leads to Christ.
          The other path is a path of deception which results in Satan, antichrist and The Beast.


          II John 1 . KJV . context
          7
          For many deceivers are entered into the world, who confess not that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh. This is a deceiver and an antichrist.
          Matthew 13 . KJV . whole passage
          37
          [Jesus speaking] He answered and said unto them, He that soweth the good seed is the Son of man;
          38 The field is the world; the good seed are the children of the kingdom; but the tares are the children of the wicked one;
          39 The enemy that sowed them is the devil; the harvest is the end of the world; and the reapers are the angels.
          40 As therefore the tares are gathered and burned in the fire; so shall it be in the end of this world.
          41 The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity;
          42 And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.
          Revelation 14 . KJV . look up
          11
          And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever: and they have no rest day nor night, who worship the beast and his image, and whosoever receiveth the mark of his name.


          Only seeing a shoddy Jesus, one who likes rabbits or a glass of Merlot in the sunshine, is to not see Jesus as He is presented in The Bible. Indeed from the context of the story such feeble souls probably couldn't tell whether they were looking at Jesus or Inanna. With so little in focus how could they ever see the sin Jesus was sacrificed to save us from?

          Well, those are the facts; everyone may make what he pleases of them. My own hypothesis is the obvious one which will have occurred to most readers. It may be too obvious; I am quite ready to consider rival theories. My view is that by the operation of some unknown psychological—or pathological—law, I was, for a second or so, let into Peggy’s mind; at least to the extent of seeing her world, the world as it exists for her. At the centre of that world is a swollen image of herself, remodelled to be as like the girls in the advertisements as possible. Round this are grouped clear and distinct images of the things she really cares about. Beyond that, the whole earth and sky are a vague blur. The daffodils and roses are especially instructive. Flowers only exist for her if they are the sort that can be cut and put in vases or sent as bouquets; flowers in themselves, flowers as you see them in the woods, are negligible.

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          • #6
            Re: Is God adjusting reality for women?

            Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
            Thanks to Obama and Hilary Clinton, we are not allowed to talk about normal things that make reality very different for women than men. We have to use euphemisms, like "glass ceiling", and even that now is sneered at by the liberals.

            So we have to all make-believe things are not there when we know they really are. This kind of mental gymnastics is easy for liberals who are used to denying God exists. Deep down in their hearts, however, we know they believe just as much as we do, they are just blinded by lust for anal sex.
            Astute observations Dr. Toole - indeed, the LIEberals always like to talk about "equality", unless it comes to them where they place themselves as part of the "elite" that gets to determine just what is "equal" for everyone else, and of course it never applies to them.

            Things were fine in the Garden of Eden - until the sin happened and God decided that women were to be treated differently - and with good reason I might add.

            Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

            Genesis 3:16
            Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
            brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
            ...and get off my lawn
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