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  • Deadline for Christ's Second Coming Established: September 21, 2296 AD!

    Tremendous news!

    The year 2019 starts with the Biggest Bang imaginable. Our Creation Science Team has after meticulous studies been able to determine the latest possible date for Jesus to return. We know that the exact point of time is known only to God:

    1 Thessalonians 5:2
    For yourselves know perfectly that the day of the Lord so cometh as a thief in the night.

    However, a deadline is perfectly acceptable, as during those last milliseconds and Planck Times (but probably much sooner, Revelation 22:21) God still has infinite time, and if Jesus's coming is delayed until the deadline, the precise point in infinity still remains indeterminable to people. But I'm digressing. It's time to explain how we came to this iron-clad conclusion.

    By examining the Sun we have been able to determine the maximum lifespan of this Creation. Eventually, the Sun will run out of fuel. Some ancient documents from the 19th century by the best physicists and physicians of the period were able to calculate how long the Sun will last. Several theories were put forward. Most of these assumed millions of years, for instance the theories about gravitational shrinkage of the Sun or the Sun being constantly bombarded by meteors. But these theories did not match the astrological observations.



    Have you seen this? There are no eyewitness testimonies about the shrinking Sun. False!



    What about these "meteors"? False, as well!!

    Finally, we discovered calculations that were based on coal as the fuel for the Sun. Please, do not be intimidated by the very advanced calculus of the formulae.
    If the sun was made of coal and producing energy via conventional combustion, it could generate a total energy of:

    (4 x 1012 ergs/gram) x (2 x 1033 grams) = 8 x 1045 ergs

    Lifetime is calculated by taking the total energy available divided by the rate at which you are using up the energy. The sun uses up energy at a rate of 1 L = 4 x 1033 ergs/sec.

    Lifetime=8 x 1045 ergs x 1 sec 4 x 1033 ergs =2 x 1012 secs x 1 min x 1 hr x 1 day x 1 year 60 sec 60 min 24 hr 365 days =6300 years
    Does this fit the observations!? It does if and when we observe the Bible (as we should). The Papist Ussher was very good at advanced number theory and once upon a time he calculated the Date of Creation.
    Ussher arrived at the date of October 23, not September 21. However, when the Gregorian calendar corrections are applied to the Julian date of October 23, 4004 BC, we get the Gregorian date September 21, 4004 BC, which is the normal day for the autumnal equinox.
    This is where our work in Creation Science started. We immersed ourselves in calculations and after some use of valuable supercomputer time we reached the formula:

    Deadline for second coming = Date of Creation + the lifetime of the Sun

    In advanced numerological format this goes as follows:
    • September 21, 4004 BC + Exactly 6300 years = September 21, 2296 AD.
    In Ussher's Annals of the World (please note that it is not "Anals") he mentions that this took place 6 pm.

    Conclusions:
    • Jesus will probably return very soon (Revelation 22:21).
    • In case He is delayed, we can expect Him in any case by September 21, 2296 AD.
    • The precise point of time (if He procrastinates that long) will remain unknown as it should be, as we do not know if the Creation (that took place 6 pm) was adjusted to the Palestine timezone, GMT or (as it should be), Washington D.C. timezone, i.e., Trump time.
    • Thus, God's Secrecy Act is not breached.
    Matthew 24:36
    But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.

    One additional piece of evidence is in the last Chapters of Revelation.

    Revelation 21:23
    And the city had no need of the sun, neither of the moon, to shine in it: for the glory of God did lighten it, and the Lamb is the light thereof.

    Of course there's no need of the Sun! It will have burned all its coal by 2296 AD. This final piece of the puzzle leads us to the list of the most crucial findings in Creation Science this decade.
    • The Deadline for the Second Coming is now established (September 21, 2296 AD).
    • The compatibility of this with the Biblical timeline proves both recent Creation and coal as the fuel of the Sun's warmth and light.
    • "Old Earth"heresies including those degenerated forms of Creationism and evolution are now proven false.
    • Jesus will probably return any day now, but we can now rest assured that soon our long wait will be over!



    Yours in Christ,

    Elmer
    2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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  • #2
    Re: Deadline for Christ's Second Coming Established: September 21, 2296 AD!

    This all goes straight over my head.

    Professor White, why don't we simply start counting the years at the time of Creation? Such as, God rested on January 7, 1.

    How many years has it been since then?
    I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
    Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
    But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
    From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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    • #3
      Re: Deadline for Christ's Second Coming Established: September 21, 2296 AD!

      The problem with that, Mr Lukes, is (as my eldest boy explained to me) that there were certain calendrical anomalies in the years 1751 and 1752, when the American-speaking world changed the rules.

      (1) The date of new year's day, which had previously been March 25th, was moved to January 1st. This meant that 1751 ran for only 282 days. Nobody knows what happened to the missing days. (Well, obviously Jesus knows but He has not seen fit to reveal it.)

      (b) For some reason in 1752, September 2nd was immediately followed by September 14th. This meant that 1752 was only 355 days long (it was a leap year, or it would have been 354). Once again the missing days simply vanished, seemingly into the void, without trace or explanation.

      (iii) Of course, leap years raise their own problem. Let's not even go there!

      You will see that this complicates matters and I am personally inclined to rely, as ever, on Brother Professor Dr White's calculations.
      Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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      • #4
        Re: Deadline for Christ's Second Coming Established: September 21, 2296 AD!

        Originally posted by Dennis Lukes View Post
        This all goes straight over my head.

        Professor White, why don't we simply start counting the years at the time of Creation? Such as, God rested on January 7, 1.

        How many years has it been since then?
        Dear, the math is very simple here! 4004 BC (year Before Christ when the Earth was created) + AD 2019 (Anno Domini, that's an obscure old dialect of Italian meaning "Year of the Lord," i.e. year since birth of Christ) - 1 (because there was no year 0, Jesus was born in year 1*) = 6022. We are in year 6022 since the Creation.

        Christian calendar says we're in year 2019 because at the time this calendar was developed, the exact year of creation was not known yet. Nonetheless, Jesus' birth and His subsequent temporary death (a whole day and a bit more!) is an equally important date to begin a calendar with. It makes much more sense than whatever year Jews think we are in (5779), or Muslims (1440). (I'm using the term "think" very loosely here - obviously, if these people were really thinking, they would have converted to Christianity already!).







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        * At the time when Christian calendar was developed (6th century AD), zero already existed as a concept in the Middle East, but Godly Christians saw no need for it yet.
        God created fossils to test our faith.

        * * *

        My favorite LBC sermons:
        True Christians are Perfect!
        True Christian™ Love.
        Salvation™ made Easy!
        You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
        Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
        Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
        Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
        God HATES Rational Thinking!
        True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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        • #5
          Re: Deadline for Christ's Second Coming Established: September 21, 2296 AD!

          Very helpful, I thank your male relatives for helping you explain the math to me Mrs. Lytton-Vasey and Mrs. Basilissia.

          The real question here is why were the ancient peoples counting the years backwards? How did the heathen Greeks in, say, 425 B.C., know that something very important was going to happen in 425 years?
          I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
          Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
          But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
          From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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          • #6
            Re: Deadline for Christ's Second Coming Established: September 21, 2296 AD!

            Originally posted by Dennis Lukes View Post
            Very helpful, I thank your male relatives for helping you explain the math to me Mrs. Lytton-Vasey and Mrs. Basilissia.
            It's Miss Basilissa actually, Mr Lukes. Still! That's why we always take care to address her as Sister, as she can be a bit sensitive about her status. But we are praying for her.

            Originally posted by Dennis Lukes View Post
            The real question here is why were the ancient peoples counting the years backwards? How did the heathen Greeks in, say, 425 B.C., know that something very important was going to happen in 425 years?

            Did they know what year it was? Could the ancient Greeks even count? Who knows - though, if I may speak frankly, who really cares?
            Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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            • #7
              Re: Deadline for Christ's Second Coming Established: September 21, 2296 AD!

              Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
              It's Miss Basilissa actually, Mr Lukes. Still! That's why we always take care to address her as Sister, as she can be a bit sensitive about her status. But we are praying for her.
              I hope I didn't cause offense. Hopefully she will find a man in the new year so that she may find fulfillment in her divinely-ordained role.

              Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
              Did they know what year it was? Could the ancient Greeks even count? Who knows - though, if I may speak frankly, who really cares?
              Can modern Greeks even count? They certainly don't seem to know how to run an economy without bailouts from those EU commies.
              I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
              Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
              But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
              From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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              • #8
                Re: Deadline for Christ's Second Coming Established: September 21, 2296 AD!




                I just want to say, that some people on this forum, whose names I will not say out of True Christian™ mercy, should meditate on the following verses:

                Proverbs 16:28 - A froward man soweth strife: and a whisperer separateth chief friends.

                Proverbs 11:13 - A talebearer revealeth secrets: but he that is of a faithful spirit concealeth the matter.

                Proverbs 20:19 - He that goeth about [as] a talebearer revealeth secrets: therefore meddle not with him that flattereth with his lips.

                Romans 1:29 - Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers,

                2 Corinthians 12:20 - For I fear, lest, when I come, I shall not find you such as I would, and [that] I shall be found unto you such as ye would not: lest [there be] debates, envyings, wraths, strifes, backbitings, whisperings, swellings, tumults:

                Also, please note that a joyful announcement will soon appear in the Wedding Bells forum. SOON. Don't ask how soon, just soon will suffice.
                God created fossils to test our faith.

                * * *

                My favorite LBC sermons:
                True Christians are Perfect!
                True Christian™ Love.
                Salvation™ made Easy!
                You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                God HATES Rational Thinking!
                True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                • #9
                  Re: Deadline for Christ's Second Coming Established: September 21, 2296 AD!

                  Well, I did try to warn Mr Lukes that this was a sensitive matter. But that's men for you, eh?

                  Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                  Also, please note that a joyful announcement will soon appear in the Wedding Bells forum. SOON. Don't ask how soon, just soon will suffice.
                  Why the grumpy face, Sister? Matthew and I are so very, very happy to hear this unofficial news. Shout - just as long as soon is soon enough. 1 Timothy 2:14-15.
                  Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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