[sheepsnot]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

god wanted 10 days to create the earth. Chuck Norris gave him 7

[lrbailey]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

I'm pretty sure anything long and shaped like that can be misconstrued as a phallic symbol.
I really don't agree with the whole ruining to gardens based on hunches, and then poreing salt to get even. That seems extremely childish and a real round about way of voicing your opinion. You should of just talked to him. Not trying to be rude, and sorry if anything I have typed is offensive.

[Keith]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

I have salad three times a week

Lemon Sole and avocado -

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

brother...

We made this vegetable.

,.. with Jesus' inspiration PRAISE!

why you ask?

I only witness His works friend. GLORY

[WeareLove]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

brother...

We made this vegetable.




why you ask?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Unfortunately, we had about six inches of rain the week after I put out that salt. The grass in his yard where I sowed the salt has now turned brown and crispy, but it isn't in any recognizable pattern.

I saw him out working in his yard. I don't think he suspects that I'm responsible. He was putting down insecticide because he thinks he has grubs.

I should have known better than to try it during the spring with as much rain as we get here. Maybe I'll try again in a different part of his yard in the fall, when we tend to go for weeks at a time with no rain.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

I have to say Pastor the kind of perseverance you show to help your sinning neighbor is very inspiring. That man is very lucky to have you living next to him. Sad to say most Christians would not have the passion in dealing with him you have.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Unfortunately, we had about six inches of rain the week after I put out that salt. The grass in his yard where I sowed the salt has now turned brown and crispy, but it isn't in any recognizable pattern.

I saw him out working in his yard. I don't think he suspects that I'm responsible. He was putting down insecticide because he thinks he has grubs.

I should have known better than to try it during the spring with as much rain as we get here. Maybe I'll try again in a different part of his yard in the fall, when we tend to go for weeks at a time with no rain.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[aschmitz]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

That's a very valid point Mrs Roberts.
I remember one time when my dear departed husband was alive.
There was a loud scream from the Bathroom.
My poor husband had somehow slipped on some soap in the shower, and fell backwards on to one of these Demonic Cucumbers (which just happened to be pointing upright).
It took a team of Surgeons quite some time to remove it.
We never had Cucumber sandwiches again, after that day.
I think he re-lived it several times.

And you believed this story or should I say lie?! You'd like us to believe that that demonic cucumber was actually standing up waiting for his bum so that it could insert itself. I wonder to myself "was it covered in lubricant already?" Maybe your dear departed husband was pleasuring himself in a way you could not. According to you, this means he is burning in Hell.. hmmm not sure what to make of that... And what happened to that poor cucumber? I'm pretty sure things are only supposed to be ejected from the brown eye, but I could be wrong. I have never felt any desire to insert a cucumber in any 'oriface' other than my mouth. And it was quite tasty. mmmmmm I can test that cucumber now

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Why, I don't see what's wrong with that carrot?

[Steve Tenex]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

I think ya gonna have to watch out for carrots as well.

[Chrissie Gaines]

Re: Cumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Bobby-Joe, you have made me sneaky suspicious of a neighbor of mine. He's single, thin, well groomed (maybe a little TOO well groomed), and he grows CUCUMBERS along his fence every year. They are the short, fat, knobby kind, too. He claims to make pickles with them, but I don't believe him.

I'm thinking I ought to sneak into his yard late one night this summer, and spray some Round-Up for the Lord.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

Be on your guard if you spray these wicked vegetables. I too suffered the humiliation of a wife that enjoyed her vegetables a little too much. I thought I would take the temptation from her and sprayed the evil penile veggies late one night. I did not think that the wicked desire would come over her in such haste again and she picked one of the cucumbers ( a big one, almost 10 inches long and as big as your forearm) a day after I sprayed them. Well......she's now as smooth as a cucumber. If you Know what I mean. The lord and herbicides work in mysterious ways.

Verily yours.......a faithful servant.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Look in the mirror, Milk Man.

[The Milk Man]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

I dont know who it is yet, but someone in heres high. Nothing makes sense.

[Mr.Russell]

Re: Cumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

You shouldn't brother. The only people who like cucumbers are wicked self-sodomizers.

I like cucumbers.. therefore I like shoving them up my ... ?

[Wide-Open]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Nowp, I just have a Diploma in the Debiliteiten.
Master, Doctor, Engineer, ...
So I don't need med's.

@ Wide Open
Bwa, een stuk of twelf account zouek wel tof vinne.
Ge voelda nu wss zo kei stoer da ge men woonplaats weet.
Mor manneke, hoe da ge naa bezig ze is zieleg zenne, dus
as gij gère het collaborateurke uithangt, mij nie gelate.
Maar ge ze me de verkeerde bezig, en eens dak da IP adres van
u heb zal ik is effe langs komme om a een saloâse te geve da
ge nog ga voele as ge bij onze lieven heer veur den hemelpoort sta.
Janet..

Threats of violence. Hmmm. The DoF has been alerted.

One small tiny thing: I know where you live, you don't know where I live.

Careful bud.