[ThrustingBoy]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Hello, this is my first post and introducing yourself seems to be important so here goes. I want to church every once in awhile as a child, mostly with my sister who is now an extreme Christian. But I am an atheist, I do not claim that I know all of the answers to everything but I do believe the answers are out there and will someday be answered. I have my reasons for not believing in the bible but will not go into that since that is not the point of the post. But something I would like to point out in regards to this post is that I have never, and will never insert anything into my bum, ever. I have nothing against homos and am not going to tell them how to live or what to put where but I am not one of them.

Now on with the post.
You say that your explanation of cucumbers PROVE the existence of God, but how do you also explain Watermelons, Honeydew, Potatoes, Squash, or anything else that you can think of? And also, with the cucumbers I would like to know where in the Bible it explains your theory that they are a trap for people to use in such a disgusting way. And if it is not in the Bible then what makes you think that you are right without a shadow of a doubt?

I am not being mean, nor am I angry but I would like a legitimate reply and I would appreciate it if I was not automatically regarded as trash just because I do not share your religious believes.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

But I am an atheist, I do not claim that I know all of the answers

Ok, that's fair.

I have never, and will never insert anything into my bum, ever

Ah, good to know. Many people fail to mention these things in their first post.

You say that your explanation of cucumbers PROVE the existence of God, but how do you also explain Watermelons, Honeydew, Potatoes, Squash, or anything else that you can think of?

We know God created everything, so also all these things you mention.

And if it is not in the Bible then what makes you think that you are right without a shadow of a doubt?

You must have misread or misunderstood something. We are sure about everything in the Bible. There can only be doubt about things that are not in the Bible.

I am not being mean, nor am I angry

That is nice of you.

I was not automatically regarded as trash just because I do not share your religious believes.

I am afraid we cannot do that for you.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Now on with the post.
You say that your explanation of cucumbers PROVE the existence of God, but how do you also explain Watermelons, Honeydew, Potatoes, Squash, or anything else that you can think of? And also, with the cucumbers I would like to know where in the Bible it explains your theory that they are a trap for people to use in such a disgusting way. And if it is not in the Bible then what makes you think that you are right without a shadow of a doubt?

Logic:

Question: How is the cucumber created?
Consideration: There is no natural reason for vegetables you can stick up your behind.
Conclusion: Cucumbers are deigned by a intelligence who understands humans want to stick things up their behinds.

Next

Question: What intelligence would designed behind stickable vegetables?
Consideration: The God of the Bible is the only intelligent designer interested in what people put in their behinds
Conclusion: God, and only God created the cucumber.

I think that is clear enough.

[ThrustingBoy]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

We know God created everything, so also all these things you mention.

But since the Bible explains everything for you I would like to know where it says that cucumbers are a trap for people who wish to use them in such a way. And if it doesn't explain it then how can he say for certain that he is correct about his theory.

I am afraid we cannot do that for you.

So if people do not share your views then they are automatically lesser people than you? It was my understanding that God loved all his children the same, why don't you love all your brothers and sisters the same as God does?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

So if people do not share your views then they are automatically lesser people than you?

Not lesser. But they will burn in hell for all eternity.

[ThrustingBoy]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Logic:

Question: How is the cucumber created?
Consideration: There is no natural reason for vegetables you can stick up your behind.
Conclusion: Cucumbers are deigned by a intelligence who understands humans want to stick things up their behinds.

I am sorry but I disagree with you, just because you CAN stick something up your behind does not mean that is what it was meant for, if that is the case then you can generate a very very long list of items that can be inserted in your behind and then avoid those like people are starting to avoid cucumbers. I respect your thoughts but I do not see it was some supreme logic.

Next

Question: What intelligence would designed behind stickable vegetables?
Consideration: The God of the Bible is the only intelligent designer interested in what people put in their behinds
Conclusion: God, and only God created the cucumber.

I think that is clear enough.

I understand that you believe God created the cucumber along with everything else, but if you cannot reference where the Bible states that that is the purpose of cucumbers then I do not understand how you can say why they are there. Why can't the reason God created them be because he wanted to make them easy to chop up and put them in salads.

I say these posts with all due respect to your religion but I simply do not see how cucumbers PROVE the existence of god.

Again, I do not have all the answers for you but I do believe that the answers are out there.
I would appreciate if my account did not get banned since I am being very polite and am enjoying the discussion with you.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

I am sorry but I disagree with you, just because you CAN stick something up your behind does not mean that is what it was meant for, if that is the case then you can generate a very very long list of items that can be inserted in your behind and then avoid those like people are starting to avoid cucumbers. I respect your thoughts but I do not see it was some supreme logic.

While other things can be rectally inserted the cucumber has some unique features like it is smooth skin and firm but not rigged texture. Vegetables that do share similar features, water melons, are far to big for anyone but Clay Akin.

I think you really need to open yourself up to this idea friend.

I understand that you believe God created the cucumber along with everything else, but if you cannot reference where the Bible states that that is the purpose of cucumbers then I do not understand how you can say why they are there. Why can't the reason God created them be because he wanted to make them easy to chop up and put them in salads.

God is opposed to things being stuck in people's behind. Sodomy is a damnable offense in His eyes.That link in my post shows in the law were it forbidden. All other intelligent creators are indifferent to this.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

I say these posts with all due respect to your religion but I simply do not see how cucumbers PROVE the existence of god.

All of creation proves the existence of God. Cucumbers just being on of God's creations.

Again, I do not have all the answers for you but I do believe that the answers are out there.

They are right in front of you silly. They are all in the Holy Bible. That's why we already have all the answers while you are still looking for them.

[ThrustingBoy]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

While other things can be rectally inserted the cucumber has some unique features like it is smooth skin and firm but not rigged texture. Vegetables that do share similar features, water melons, are far to big for anyone but Clay Akin.

I think you really need to open yourself up to this idea friend.

That was pretty funny about Clay Akin . But I still say that just because something can be done doesn't mean that was it's purpose. If God is the creator and he did in fact create Cucumbers I still stand by my question of how you KNOW without a shadow of a doubt that the purpose you say is the ultimate purpose of cucumbers? Since it is not in the Bible (that I know of) I do not see you can claim to know the will of God? You say I need to open myself up the idea and have, but still do not believe this is indisputable evidence of the existence of God. Perhaps you need to open yourself up to the idea that you simply do not KNOW the purpose for Cucumbers on this earth whether God put them hear or not. Besides I would think that a cucumber would be a bit to large to put in your behind but I certainly don't want to get into that converstion lol.
I think that whether God put them hear or not we can only safely assume that they are meant to be eaten due to the nutritiousness of them and ease of digestion.

[ThrustingBoy]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

All of creation proves the existence of God. Cucumbers just being on of God's creations.

Lol, you can't say God created everything and since cucumbers are hear it proves god, you can say that about anything. You could say...

All of creation proves the existence of (insert name here). Cucumbers just being on of (insert same name here)'s creations.

They are right in front of you silly. They are all in the Holy Bible. That's why we already have all the answers while you are still looking for them.

Haha, good try buddy your not getting me that easy.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Lol, you can't say God created everything and since cucumbers are hear it proves god, you can say that about anything. You could say... All of creation proves the existence of (insert name here). Cucumbers just being on of (insert same name here)'s creations.

You are not in the Bible. God is. We are not just saying it. We are saying it because it is in the Bible.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

That was pretty funny about Clay Akin

Do you think a degenerate prancing arround in public is "funny"?

But I still say that just because something can be done doesn't mean that was it's purpose. If God is the creator and he did in fact create Cucumbers I still stand by my question of how you KNOW without a shadow of a doubt that the purpose you say is the ultimate purpose of cucumbers? Since it is not in the Bible (that I know of) I do not see you can claim to know the will of God? You say I need to open myself up the idea and have, but still do not believe this is indisputable evidence of the existence of God. Perhaps you need to open yourself up to the idea that you simply do not KNOW the purpose for Cucumbers on this earth whether God put them hear or not. Besides I would think that a cucumber would be a bit to large to put in your behind but I certainly don't want to get into that converstion lol.
I think that whether God put them hear or not we can only safely assume that they are meant to be eaten due to the nutritiousness of them and ease of digestion.

Pineapples and artichokes are nutritious. However they have extremely rough skins to discourage pets. It pretty obvious any natural vegetable would not have a pleasant and smooth texture like the cucumber. Why the exception here? Because the skin is meant for some unnatural use.

As for size, I have did my Missionary work witnessing in San Fransisco. Cucumbers, if anything, maybe a bit small.

[ThrustingBoy]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Do you think a degenerate prancing arround in public is "funny"?

When I see things in a different light as you, yes I think that the joke that you made about him was funny.

Pineapples and artichokes are nutritious. However they have extremely rough skins to discourage pets. It pretty obvious any natural vegetable would not have a pleasant and smooth texture like the cucumber. Why the exception here? Because the skin is meant for some unnatural use.

Following that logic why would anything be different? Why wouldn't apples have a hard outer layer also? Or watermelons for that matter? Or carrots? Carrots in fact are very similar to cucumbers in that they can easily be used for the same purpose, do you believe that they are meant to be a trap as well? And also, you never did answer my question about how you can be so sure without a shadow of a doubt that you are correct when it is not in the Bible. I can certainly understand why you could think that it is a possibility but to be absolutely sure about it is far different.

I have received my second infraction I have noticed and I have not seen what this one was for yet but my last one was for being closed minded. But how am I being closed minded? I am opening up different ideas and suggestions and asking questions about how you are so positive you are correct. Can you please explain how I am being closed minded? Or is it just because you do not respect my way of thinking? I do however thank you for not banning me right away although I feel there is a good chance I will be banned soon.

[ThrustingBoy]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

You are not in the Bible. God is. We are not just saying it. We are saying it because it is in the Bible.

I understand why you are saying what you are saying but I am only saying that the argument you presented proves nothing. I am sorry if you feel that it does, I just happen to disagree. And I think your name is wrong, you don't seem to be all that cranky, you actually seem rather nice since you did not just start yelling at me and calling me an idiot and infested with demons when I first posted which is half what I expected

[Theist100]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

I agree with you very much, brother. The cucmber is a very evil looking vegetable as well as being a trap for atheists. We shall laugh at those who stick vegetables in their bodies.