[James Dewitt]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Why do you look like the guy in my avatar?

What are you smoking? You should try a refrain from mind altering drugs. Why do you Hate God?

[Get Real Bro]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

What are you smoking? You should try a refrain from mind altering drugs. Why do you Hate God?

Your mirror eyes seem to be broken, of course, this is the work of god, pour some Nitric Acid on them and pray that they will heal, of course, prayer works.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Your mirror eyes seem to be broken, of course, this is the work of god, pour some Nitric Acid on them and pray that they will heal, of course, prayer works.

Why are you so hateful, that is mean to suggest that I do that. I bet you like to pull the wings off of flies don't you?

[Get Real Bro]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Why are you so hateful, that is mean to suggest that I do that. I bet you like to pull the wings off of flies don't you?

You don't get it.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

You don't get it.

Why are you here? Just to mock God, or to argue about whether or not He hates the billions of sinners He will resurrect from the dead so He may cast them into eternal torture in the Lake of Fire He has created for their unending, infinite punishment of finite sins?

I suppose that's what you consider "love". What kind of a sick monster are you?

[Ksevio]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Please can we get past the throwing of insults at each other and get back to the discussion of God creating the cucumber as a tool for homosexuals or just as a portion of a salad.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Please can we get past the throwing of insults at each other and get back to the discussion of God creating the cucumber as a tool for homosexuals or just as a portion of a salad.

Is it to much to ask for you Monkey Worshipers to get my argument right?

By being the perfect tool for self sodomy cucumbers prove God has to exist.

Clear enough?

[Ksevio]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

I'm saying the bananas would be a better argument in place of cucumbers since cucumbers are in lots of sizes and are prickly.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

I'm saying the bananas would be a better argument in place of cucumbers since cucumbers are in lots of sizes and are prickly.

and,,..? What does that have to do with my point about only God could have created them?

[Ksevio]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Well obviously God created both of them, but bananas work better in your reasoning because they're not so prickly.

Just trying to provide some tips for improvements.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Well obviously God created both of them, but bananas work better in your reasoning because they're not so prickly.

Just trying to provide some tips for improvements.

So you agree this proves God exists because only God could create a plant that was good to stick up your butt? GLORY!

Game over Atheists.

[Ksevio]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Only God would have the forethought to make such an item multi-use that it could also be eaten.

Better proof is just the existence of the Earth of course, but the deniers need something small to start out on.

[Tymygy]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

The cucumber: The cucumber sleek shape is the correct size of the human hand. While one can make the weak argument that cucumbers are just that size because apes eat them and Godly micro evolution caused this them to be convenient to a human sized hand no other primate we are supposedly related to eats the cucumber, only humans. This also makes the cucumber the optimal size to be inserted into a human bodily orifice, again there is no natural reason for this. Only humans are depraved enough to violate themselves with a vegetable. Cucumbers have a tough out skin that allows them to put up to resist repeated rubbing, like what will happen when a cucumber is inserted into a human bodily orifice for purulent reasons. Again, no natural reason for this.

Evolution can not explain the cucumber. So clearly the cucumber has a creator.

Hello everyone, this is my first post on this site.

So, the first thing I want to say is, your OP is quite silly. Because something fits in our hand doesn't mean it is proof of creation.What about all of the other things that DON'T fit in the human hand like The pineapple? If god created all fruits and vegetables for us humans to eat. why did he make the Coconut with a sheel that is VERY hard to break?

This is sort of un-related, but before the "fall of man" in the garden of eden, there was no death true? But god tells adam and eve, they can eat of all the fruits. If you take a fruit off the tree, and eat it. Your eating LIVING cells, KILLING the plant.

The cucumber doesn't explain anything about creation. It's just one fruit that fits in our hand.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Hello everyone, this is my first post on this site.

So, the first thing I want to say is, your OP is quite silly. Because something fits in our hand doesn't mean it is proof of creation.What about all of the other things that DON'T fit in the human hand like The pineapple? If god created all fruits and vegetables for us humans to eat. why did he make the Coconut with a sheel that is VERY hard to break?


The cucumber doesn't explain anything about creation. It's just one fruit that fits in our hand.

leave it to an atheist to think about a pineapple in sexural way.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Hello everyone, this is my first post on this site.

So, the first thing I want to say is, your OP is quite silly. Because something fits in our hand doesn't mean it is proof of creation.What about all of the other things that DON'T fit in the human hand like The pineapple? If god created all fruits and vegetables for us humans to eat. why did he make the Coconut with a sheel that is VERY hard to break?

This is sort of un-related, but before the "fall of man" in the garden of eden, there was no death true? But god tells adam and eve, they can eat of all the fruits. If you take a fruit off the tree, and eat it. Your eating LIVING cells, KILLING the plant.

The cucumber doesn't explain anything about creation. It's just one fruit that fits in our hand.

Read my post, Cucumber fits up the ass.

You can't stick vegetables like apples, oranges, pineapples and pine cones up the ass, but you can shove a cucumber.

Now unless you can come up with a naturalist reason for a cucumber to be shovable, you have to concede God exists.