[PraiseAllah]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

dont make such statements until you fully comprehend the science

I agree.

[AllahWakbar Waiting for Email Confirmation]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

Are you retards really arguing if earth is really flat or not?

Idiots.

[sleepyguyofsleep]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

Gravity bends light, right? Ask any Physicists this Snotty, they'll confirm this. So if the earth was round the light would just bend around the earth and we would have daylight even in the middle of the night.

dont make such statements until you fully comprehend the science

[LyingDingDong]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

As I point out my beliefs on this forum, I have also pointed them out at this site as well:

flatearthsociety.org

[Sacha-DG]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

"They" also teach children that their grandfather was a gorilla.

Yeah that's not what is taught. If you have been told that's what evolution is, I'm not surprised you think its wrong.

Which is why we True Christians™ choose to teach our children at home, using God's textbook, the KJV1611 Bible.

Well that explains why you are all so ignorant. The Bible has no application in modern life. Everything you enjoy is the result of modern science.

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

How old are you Scotty?

I think the event that he is refering to happened last week. Are these the kind of soldiers you Christians are recruiting now? 6th graders? You'd think Jesus could do better than that

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

In 6th grade my teacher started talking about evolution and I told her to f off like a true republican.

How old are you Scotty?

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

In 6th grade my teacher started talking about evolution and I told her to f off like a true republican.

How do "true republicans" "f off"?

[scotty]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

In 6th grade my teacher started talking about evolution and I told her to f off like a true republican.

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

I think it is no coincidence, either that words 'Testicle' and 'Testament' are so similar, almost identical.

Nice observation, actually I've read that the words' latin roots stem from the fact that during the time of the Roman Empire, men were required to hold their "male bits" when they gave a testimony; such as when they testified in front of a jury. I dunno why they did it, but that's just something to think on next time you refer to your testimony....

[narrowpathy]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

How can God-created 'the male bits' be RUDE?
1 Corinthians 6:19
Do you not know that your body is a temple of the Holy Spirit, who is in you, whom you have received from God?

How can 'the male bits' or dangling round small parts of the temple of the Holy Spirit be RUDE?

Now, as we have established that dangling round parts also known as testicles of the temple of the Holy Spirit also known as human male body are not RUDE, but Blessed, then it is quite possible that God did create the Earth to resemble those dangling round parts. Or He created the round, dangling parts to resemble the Earth... I think it is no coincidence, either that words 'Testicle' and 'Testament' are so similar, almost identical.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

It might be too complex for you , but they teach gravity and light to children in 8th grade, who seem to understand it perfectly.

"They" also teach children that their grandfather was a gorilla.

Which is why we True Christians™ choose to teach our children at home, using God's textbook, the KJV1611 Bible.

[narrowpathy]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

It can also be explained with a little common sense that the Lord would never shape our Earth as the same shape of something that dangles from the male rude bits.

How can God-created 'the male bits' be RUDE?
1 Corinthians 6:19
Do you not know that your body is a temple of the Holy Spirit, who is in you, whom you have received from God?

How can 'the male bits' or dangling round small parts of the temple of the Holy Spirit be RUDE?

[Sacha-DG]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

Yeah! Flat earth for the win. Why would the earth be round? we would just fall off you dummies...

And don't try to explain all that nonsens with light and gravity, it's to complex for us humans, it's gods work. We are not to question his works.

It might be too complex for you , but they teach gravity and light to children in 8th grade, who seem to understand it perfectly.

[handofgod]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

Yeah! Flat earth for the win. Why would the earth be round? we would just fall off you dummies...

And don't try to explain all that nonsens with light and gravity, it's to complex for us humans, it's gods work. We are not to question his works.