Jesus is a Higgs Boson

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Landover Creation Science is always on the lookout for the latest junk science to foil any attempts to mislead the public. Last year we warned of the impending doom of the Large Hadron Collider (See THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE! - http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=14716) and the creation of black holes that could potentially make France and Switzerland disappear overnight (a not altogether undesirable event).

We are now beginning to uncover a more sinister side of just what these "scientists" are up to. It seems that physicists have a "theory" that just doesn't explain everything and are now looking for something called the "God Particle" (See: What is the "God particle"? - http://www.straightdope.com/columns/...e-god-particle) which "explains" gravity, aka the Higgs boson.

Some people find God in church, some in the great outdoors, but it takes truly transcendent geekiness to find divinity in the Large Hadron Collider.

Your question takes us to the strange world of quantum physics, where most folks find almost nothing makes intuitive sense, and which even I find is best grasped with the aid of some good cabernet. For years physicists have sought a Theory of Everything that would explain how all the particles and forces in the universe interact to produce the workaday world. So far they've made some progress: the so-called Standard Model explains the relationship between three of the four fundamental forces, namely electromagnetism, the strong nuclear force (holds atomic nuclei together), and the weak nuclear force (has to do with radioactivity). However, the Standard Model leaves out that fourth force, gravity — a nontrifling omission — and hasn't been significantly revised since the heyday of Emerson, Lake & Palmer. The God particle and the Large Hadron Collider are an attempt to get things off the dime.

Specifically: One planet-sized hole in the Standard Model is that it doesn't explain why things have mass. As a fix for this problem, scientists have proposed the Higgs particle, aka the Higgs boson, aka the God particle…

Now I'm tempted to think that all this might just be some kind of "stimulus package" designed to waste even more money on useless pursuits. Things have mass because if they didn't we would be flying off the planet, not to mention that God just made it that way. To think that our Lord and Savior is some kind of "particle" is just pure balderdash. We know from the Bible (KJV1611) that Jesus walked the earth, performed miracles, and saved us from eternal damnation.

It is amusing to see that these atheist scientists are now looking for God.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Jesus is a Higgs Boson

I suspect the vicar of Rome is behind this – Italy is next to Switzerland. Ratsinger has a rap-sheet as long as your arm for accepting the lies of the Father of Lies. The next stage is that the Catlix will announce God is microscopic so you will have to worship Ratslinger.

It is transparent rubbish anyhoo – for a particle to weigh, say, the same as a bowling ball, it would have to be a bowling ball and, to be quite frank, I’ve not noticed anything like that buzzing about.

[barneyhilliard]

Re: Jesus is a Higgs Boson

I took the time to review Genesis. I can find no mention of a Higgs Boson. Then, I perused the entire Bible -- still no Higgs Boson. If this thing actually existed, wouldn't it be mentioned in the Bible? Yet, there is not mention of it.

Once again, we see these so-called scientists trying to convince us of something that clearly can't exist. It's also these idiotic scientists which tell us that unicorns do not exist -- but the Bible clearly tells us it does (see Num 23:22, Num 24:8, Deut 33:17, Job 39:9, Job 39:10, Psalms 22:21, Psalms 29:6, Psalms 92:10, Isiah 34:7). I call on all scientists to quit looking for the Higgs Boson and start looking for the unicorns described in the Bible.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Jesus is a Higgs Boson

If they want to find out what everything is made of, they don't need some hideously expensive device with a smutty-sounding name, nor do they need to make up fanciful theories about bonbons and snapons and what not. They just need to open their King James Bibles:

Col. 1:17: And he is before all things, and by him all things consist.