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  • Rocking for JC
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    • Apr 2009
    • 58

    #61
    Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

    Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
    I'm against hunting, count me out.
    As a woman you should be.

    Most sensible thing I have heard one say all week.
    "Hear this, you kings! Listen, you rulers!
    I will sing to the LORD, I will sing;
    I will make music to the LORD, the God of Israel." - Judges 5:3

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    • Pastor Al E Pistle
      Christ's Cōnsiliārius
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 9323

      #62
      Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

      Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
      I have a few family names: Vienneau (which, apparently, a very, very long time ago was Vino back when our ancestors lived in Italy and were winemakers; not sure on that, though), McKenny, Chamberlain, Benson (my least favourite surname, thank the Gods I'm not a blood Benson), and Peller.

      Did your mother list ALL of those names on your birth certificate? Couldn't she narrow the field down a bit? How did she even get their last names anyway, rifle their wallets?

      I'm against hunting, count me out.
      We don't eat meat because we want to. The savour of burning flesh pleases GOD and we are made in His image. All you sicko vegans (and whatever) are going to die from trying to stick to a diet of snow. Guns aren't just objects for Demoncrats to try to ban. They are necessary to provide food for the family or get it from your Mormon neighbors when you run out.
      Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
      "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
      Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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      • WickedWitch
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        • Jan 2007
        • 1366

        #63
        Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

        Originally posted by Rocking for JC View Post
        As a woman you should be.

        Most sensible thing I have heard one say all week.
        I say again, you're much too new to be talking down to me like that. *Smacks you* When you've been around a little while longer, I'll tak eyour attitude. Until then, mind yourself when directing posts at me. I smack, I bite, and I beat people with my Mighty Stick of Justice. Don't push your luck, buddy.
        Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
        We don't eat meat because we want to. You don't have to, either. We have meat-alternatives now, you know. The savour of burning flesh pleases GOD and we are made in His image. That's your god, though. Not mine. All you sicko vegans (and whatever) are going to die from trying to stick to a diet of snow. Umm. I've never heard of anyone trying to live off snow. I don't think I'd recommend that. Guns aren't just objects for Demoncrats to try to ban. They are necessary to provide food for the family or get it from your Mormon neighbors when you run out.
        Lol, you make me giggle.
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        • Rocking for JC
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          • Apr 2009
          • 58

          #64
          Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

          Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
          I say again, you're much too new to be talking down to me like that. *Smacks you* When you've been around a little while longer, I'll tak eyour attitude. Until then, mind yourself when directing posts at me. I smack, I bite, and I beat people with my Mighty Stick of Justice. Don't push your luck, buddy.
          I'd like to see you try. Really. Try. Come on.

          Please.
          "Hear this, you kings! Listen, you rulers!
          I will sing to the LORD, I will sing;
          I will make music to the LORD, the God of Israel." - Judges 5:3

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          • WickedWitch
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            • Jan 2007
            • 1366

            #65
            Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

            Originally posted by Rocking for JC View Post
            I'd like to see you try. Really. Try. Come on.

            Please.
            *Smacks you again* I'm not gonna bite you, though. With me, biting tends to lead... Elsewhere.
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            • Pastor Al E Pistle
              Christ's Cōnsiliārius
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 9323

              #66
              Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

              Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
              I say again, you're much too new to be talking down to me like that. *Smacks you* When you've been around a little while longer, I'll tak eyour attitude. Until then, mind yourself when directing posts at me. I smack, I bite, and I beat people with my Mighty Stick of Justice. Don't push your luck, buddy.

              He pushed his luck.

              Lol, you make me giggle.
              FORGET GIGGLING! You women had better learn who your masters are and how to butcher meat, tan hides and build tepees. For the foreseeable future men are going to be hunting one day a week, Going to church one day a week and either fishing or telling stories around the communal campfire the other five. It's called MALE BONDING and it's necessary for a community to function...as long as someone doesn't bond a little TOO closely. Then we have a ceremonial stoning, but we will probably just shoot them afterward. Their wives will be allowed so sit on the funeral pyre if they wish. Since they are unclean in GOD's eyes they can't marry again or touch food, so they will likely be set out as bear bait.
              Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
              "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
              Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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              • Pastor Al E Pistle
                Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 9323

                #67
                Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

                Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
                *Smacks you again* I'm not gonna bite you, though. With me, biting tends to lead... Elsewhere.
                Yes, RIGHT TO SOMEONE'S JUGULAR VEIN!
                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                • WickedWitch
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                  • Jan 2007
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                  #68
                  Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

                  Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                  FORGET GIGGLING! You women had better learn who your masters are and how to butcher meat, tan hides and build tepees. For the foreseeable future men are going to be hunting one day a week, Going to church one day a week and either fishing or telling stories around the communal campfire the other five. It's called MALE BONDING and it's necessary for a community to function...as long as someone doesn't bond a little TOO closely. Then we have a ceremonial stoning, but we will probably just shoot them afterward. Their wives will be allowed so sit on the funeral pyre if they wish. Since they are unclean in GOD's eyes they can't marry again or touch food, so they will likely be set out as bear bait.
                  Perhaps I'm just in a giggley mood (though why that should be the case, considering what's going on right now, I'm not too sure), but that also made me giggle.
                  Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                  Yes, RIGHT TO SOMEONE'S JUGULAR VEIN!
                  Ooooh! YES! Oh, Pastor, you do know me so well! Because then there's bleeding, and once there's blood, I just can't stop myself. *Drools* <--And that is precisely why I've no intention of biting this uppity n00b.
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                  • Rachael Van Helsing
                    HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 5131

                    #69
                    Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

                    Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                    Women have always been revolting. If you didn't have cooters there would be a bounty on all of you. Listen up! GOD gave Adam his choice of any animal in the Kingdon as a 'helpmeet'. If I want something to nag me and throw my money away I can train a parrot. The world began to go downhill at EXACTLY the time women got the vote in America. First they banned beer. That should have given everyone the hint. Now they are trying to take away firearms. You women get your asses out of the dress store and start doing a little work or there's a younger, prettier one who would rather have your job.
                    Pastor Al, my favorite ol' grouch, how have you been?
                    And my ass hasn't been in the dress store for three days, thank you very much.
                    And I'm sure your Ching Lee wouldn't take at all kindly to being replaced by a parrot!

                    I don't want to hear any more of this nonsense. Ants, indeed! When is the last time ants did anything I care about? A man will buy you a drink and take you to church. An ant will bite you. Even JESUS stepped on ants.
                    Why not? This is a valid study that proves a species can exist without males. Hence another thing that DISproves the bible, my dear Pastor Al.
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                    • Meek and Humble
                      Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                      Biblical Black Belt
                      Jr. Pastor
                      True Christian™
                      • Dec 2008
                      • 6197

                      #70
                      Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

                      Nothing can disprove the Bible. If science disagrees with God's word, we simply ignore the science. What's wrong with you?

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                      • Rachael Van Helsing
                        HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 5131

                        #71
                        Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

                        In other words, you acknowledge that there is proof for the science, but you CHOOSE to ignore it in order for your religion to make sense.

                        Why, that's the most insightful thing you've ever said!
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                        • Pastor Al E Pistle
                          Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 9323

                          #72
                          Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

                          Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                          Pastor Al, my favorite ol' grouch, how have you been?

                          Who are you calling a grouch, Missy?!?!?! Do you want me to post that pic?

                          And my ass hasn't been in the dress store for three days, thank you very much.

                          Why? Are they widening the door?

                          And I'm sure your Ching Lee wouldn't take at all kindly to being replaced by a parrot!

                          She wouldn't notice. When the pandemic comes she and her entire family will die from being completely oblivious.

                          Why not? This is a valid study that proves a species can exist without males. Hence another thing that DISproves the bible, my dear Pastor Al.
                          Studies are 'valid' if I am a consultant. Otherwise they aren't. This 'woman' appears marginally dead to me and I suspect that vampires are not concerned with sexuality in ants.
                          Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                          "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                          Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                          • Rachael Van Helsing
                            HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 5131

                            #73
                            Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

                            Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                            Who are you calling a grouch, Missy?!?!?! Do you want me to post that pic?
                            No! Noo!!! I'll be good!
                            You're not a grouch! You're the most even tempered of men that ever there was!

                            Why? Are they widening the door?

                            Don't you mean the opposite though?

                            She wouldn't notice. When the pandemic comes she and her entire family will die from being completely oblivious.
                            You'd miss her.
                            Who would you yell at? Who would do all the chores unbecoming of a man such as yourself?

                            Studies are 'valid' if I am a consultant. Otherwise they aren't. This 'woman' appears marginally dead to me and I suspect that vampires are not concerned with sexuality in ants.
                            Well, I see no male scientists refuting the evidence. I see no one refuting the evidence. Therefore one can only conclude...the evidence is valid.
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                            • Pastor Al E Pistle
                              Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 9323

                              #74
                              Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

                              Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                              No! Noo!!! I'll be good!
                              You're not a grouch! You're the most even tempered of men that ever there was!

                              Yes, there's a good lass.


                              Don't you mean the opposite though?

                              Yes. Today is opposite day. That dress doesn't make your butt look big.


                              You'd miss her.
                              Who would you yell at? Who would do all the chores unbecoming of a man such as yourself?

                              I wouldn't miss her, I don't yell at anyone, and she doesn't do ANYTHING, much less a chore.

                              Well, I see no male scientists refuting the evidence. I see no one refuting the evidence. Therefore one can only conclude...the evidence is valid.
                              What you are seeing is that no one takes it seriously enough to bother refuting. God didn't make LEZBEAN ants, end of story.
                              Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                              "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                              Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                              • Rachael Van Helsing
                                HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 5131

                                #75
                                Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

                                Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                                Yes, there's a good lass.
                                No fair.

                                Yes. Today is opposite day. That dress doesn't make your butt look big.
                                I'm wearing pants!

                                I wouldn't miss her, I don't yell at anyone, and she doesn't do ANYTHING, much less a chore.
                                Why keep her, then? You must like her at least a little bit.

                                What you are seeing is that no one takes it seriously enough to bother refuting. God didn't make LEZBEAN ants, end of story.
                                Exactly my point! They weren't 'created', they evolved. As we humans have evolved too. Those ants once had males. But they've evolved beyond the genetic need for males to reproduce.
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