[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

Would you STOP IT???
I'm eating a sandwich with extra MAYONNAISE and you are not helping me enjoy it!!

So you'd rather focus on those thunderthighs, huh?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

So you'd rather focus on those thunderthighs, huh?

Not likely! You don't need to show me your thunderthighs, Zeke dear. I believe you.

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ENOUGH ALREADY!
LET ME ENJOY MY EGG BACON MAYONNAISE IN PEACE!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

Ms VanHellsthing
1.Evilution shows nothing, as it is naught but a theory.
2.Ants were created by God for some mysterious reason that involves them invading kitchens
3.Ants have no souls
4.Ants will not go to heaven – even women don’t want ants in heaven.
5.The applicability of any science of ants to Mankind is null and void
6.God places women as the cause of all earthly troubles
7.Thus men are essential.

Please print and post this on the wall of your coven

[Adam Nelson]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

From this article:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1170225/Amazonian-ants-make-males-redundant-worlds-female-species.html

Quite the clever little ant, eh?
...ignorance here...

I hope you know Satan's favorite summertime food is BBQ rib sprinkled with the spices of sin, and there is nothing more sinfully savory to Satan than a walking, talking rib (i.e., a woman) who claims to understand God and science.

Feminist, a woman's place is to be quiet in the church and to ask her husband such questions as this in the privacy of home, as to not bring shame to yourself and waste the time of others.

If you are married to a moral man, he will softly rebuke you for reading things beyond your comprehension and then send you off to either pray, tend to your children or perhaps bake; things a modern homemaker should be doing instead of spouting of atheistic nonsense on a bastion of morality.

Stay off Satan's BBQ this summer, Rachael, and denounce this feminist propaganda article and learn to knit or sew. Practice silence. These lifelong skills will ensure you lead a life befitting a True Christian.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

Ms VanHellsthing
1.Evilution shows nothing, as it is naught but a theory.

You can call it a theory if you like, but the fact that it is supported by tangible physical evidence supports that it is a fact.

2.Ants were created by God for some mysterious reason that involves them invading kitchens

Balderdash. They evolved from single cells, same as the rest of us, and the fact that you live in squalor is why they invade your kitchen.

3.Ants have no souls

Well, I'd say even ants have a soul, they're still a life. Although of course, I don't believe in any of that heaven hell crap.

4.Ants will not go to heaven – even women don’t want ants in heaven.

See the above.

5.The applicability of any science of ants to Mankind is null and void

They are a species that reproduces sexually, and they have nullified the male gender. This has huge implications, I'm sorry to say.

6.God places women as the cause of all earthly troubles

Interesting. I wonder why MEN are the source of all that's gone wrong in the world. Wars. Nuclear weapons. Bio-weapons. Pollution. Need I go on?

7.Thus men are essential.

They perform a nice service, but they may not be essential for ever...

Please print and post this on the wall of your coven

Please print my replies and put them on the wall of your church.

I hope you know Satan's favorite summertime food is BBQ rib sprinkled with the spices of sin, and there is nothing more sinfully savory to Satan than a walking, talking rib (i.e., a woman) who claims to understand God and science.

Oho, fresh meat! Quite creative in your fundie-ness too!

Feminist, a woman's place is to be quiet in the church and to ask her husband such questions as this in the privacy of home, as to not bring shame to yourself and waste the time of others.

Balderdash. My other half loves that I'm fiery and passionate about things.

If you are married to a moral man, he will softly rebuke you for reading things beyond your comprehension and then send you off to either pray, tend to your children or perhaps bake; things a modern homemaker should be doing instead of spouting of atheistic nonsense on a bastion of morality.

Sorry, honey, but my other half prefers a woman with smarts to someone who's just an empty headed cook, cleaner, and bedroom slave.

Stay off Satan's BBQ this summer, Rachael, and denounce this feminist propaganda article and learn to knit or sew. Practice silence. These lifelong skills will ensure you lead a life befitting a True Christian.

Sorry, I think I forgot to ask, but who the hell are you?

[Hieronymous Bosch]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

Why don't you take advantage of your pagan 'science' and get your eyes fixed? They have had a cure for Strabismus for fifty or sixty years. The strabismus of your mind is incurable I am afraid.