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  • Rachael Van Helsing
    HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
    • Sep 2006
    • 5131

    #16
    Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

    Originally posted by JennyD View Post
    So, Rachel van Horndog, if men are not essential, does that mean you have a chance?
    Umm...could you make a little more sense? Sorry.
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    • WilliamJenningsBryan
      True Christian™
       
      • Jan 2007
      • 9384

      #17
      Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

      Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
      ...
      So next time you ask us to fetch you a beer or a sandwich, just think, if all the women in the world were one day to revolt.....you all could be replaced with a petrie dish.
      ...

      The closest thing that women have done for an open "revolt" is burn a bunch of bras in the 1960's. For my part I cheered them on, and in the process thanking God that He didn't endow them with enough mental capacity to go much beyond that.
      Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
      brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
      ...and get off my lawn
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      • Dr. Zaius
        Member of Landover Zoological Society
        Forum Member
        • Jan 2008
        • 249

        #18
        Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

        The thing about the lesbian amazon ant colony, I just don't believe it. It's probably just some feminist propaganda or something stupid from one of those satirical papers.
        Ack!

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        • Pastor Isaac Peters
          Senior Pastor
          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
          Always Biblically correct
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 10639

          #19
          Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

          Mrs. Van Harlot, the Bible repeatedly says that God created woman for man, not the other way around.

          On our side - God's Word
          On your side - evil-utionist feminazi nonsense.

          We win.

          Then again, if you aspire to be like an ant, that says so much about you.
          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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          • Bobby-Joe
            Landover Security Superviser
            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 18405

            #20
            Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

            Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
            Heheheheh...I see you're grasping at straws now.
            But hey, I did say I would miss men if they were to go....I don't want there to be no men...my point being that males are not indispensable.
            Yes harlot, after all without men were would you get the babies you need to eat to keep Satan happy. You can't get babies out of petre dish.

            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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            Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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            • Meek and Humble
              Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
              Biblical Black Belt
              Jr. Pastor
              True Christian™
              • Dec 2008
              • 6197

              #21
              Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

              Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
              Umm...could you make a little more sense? Sorry.
              She's saying that if women were not dependent on men, you would have a chance of surviving, since you obviously do not and will never have any man.

              And you said I wasn't familiar with sarcasm...

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              • Brother Temperance
                Senior Usher
                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                A very nice young man
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15621

                #22
                Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

                Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                The above I posted isn't just speculation, it's pure fact. Anyone can go observe these ants and see for themselves that there are no males in the colonies.
                That's a flat-out lie. Ants are tiny little things. Have you ever seen an ant's tallywhacker? I certainly haven't. Therefore, it's just guesswork as to whether they're male or female. This scientist probably just looked at a bunch of ants, decided they were all female because they were too small to tell, and then decided that proved her theory. She may have supported it by dressing up some of the ants in lipstick and tiny ant high heels, thus adding to her damnation by causing the poor helpless male ants to deviate from God's Blessed Gender Roles.
                Originally posted by John Bois Ward View Post
                Anna Himler, "scientist":


                Note the deviant, lying eyes.
                And the fact that her grandaddy was the greatest mass murderer of all time, a vicious killer who may have been responsible for the deaths of up to 100 Jews. She's just carrying on his anti-Christian mission.
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                • Sixtha
                  Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                  • Apr 2009
                  • 65

                  #23
                  Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

                  Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                  On our side - God's Word
                  On your side - evil-utionist feminazi nonsense.

                  We win.
                  That is probably the best thing I've read on the whole internet.

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                  • Meek and Humble
                    Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                    Biblical Black Belt
                    Jr. Pastor
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2008
                    • 6197

                    #24
                    Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

                    AMEN SISTER!

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                    • Rachael Van Helsing
                      HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 5131

                      #25
                      Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

                      Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                      That's a flat-out lie. Ants are tiny little things. Have you ever seen an ant's tallywhacker? I certainly haven't. Therefore, it's just guesswork as to whether they're male or female. This scientist probably just looked at a bunch of ants, decided they were all female because they were too small to tell, and then decided that proved her theory. She may have supported it by dressing up some of the ants in lipstick and tiny ant high heels, thus adding to her damnation by causing the poor helpless male ants to deviate from God's Blessed Gender Roles.
                      Have you seen a microscope? With those you can see things invisble to the naked eye - such as bacteria and individual blood cells. With such a device, viewing an ant tallywhacker is something very easy to do. Not that one would make a habit of it, you perverted man...

                      And the fact that her grandaddy was the greatest mass murderer of all time, a vicious killer who may have been responsible for the deaths of up to 100 Jews. She's just carrying on his anti-Christian mission.
                      ! That's just ridiculous.....

                      Yes harlot, after all without men were would you get the babies you need to eat to keep Satan happy. You can't get babies out of petre dish.
                      How do you think test tube babies are made? Well, they might not be in a petrie dish, but close enough...

                      Mrs. Van Harlot, the Bible repeatedly says that God created woman for man, not the other way around.
                      The bible is a fairytale book. If I believed what it said, I might as well believe that a wolf can swallow and devour two living people who could somehow survive the process and be cut out of its stomach with an ax...

                      On our side - God's Word
                      On your side - evil-utionist feminazi nonsense.
                      Suits me.

                      We win.
                      No, you don't.

                      Then again, if you aspire to be like an ant, that says so much about you.
                      I never said I wanted to get rid of men - only that this proves that men aren't indispensable to racial survival.
                      So there.
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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556

                        #26
                        Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

                        Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                        I never said I wanted to get rid of men - only that this proves that men aren't indispensable to racial survival.
                        So there.
                        Who's going to save you when the spiders come?
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Rachael Van Helsing
                          HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 5131

                          #27
                          Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          Who's going to save you when the spiders come?


                          You fight dirty.........real dirty.....
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                          • Meek and Humble
                            Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                            Biblical Black Belt
                            Jr. Pastor
                            True Christian™
                            • Dec 2008
                            • 6197

                            #28
                            Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

                            Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                            The bible is a fairytale book. If I believed what it said, I might as well believe that a wolf can swallow and devour two living people who could somehow survive the process and be cut out of its stomach with an ax...
                            Why is that so hard to believe? After all, Jonah managed to survive being eating by a whale and spending 3 days and nights in its stomach. Remember, ALL things are possible through Jesus

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                            • Rachael Van Helsing
                              HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 5131

                              #29
                              Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

                              Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                              Why is that so hard to believe? After all, Jonah managed to survive being eating by a whale and spending 3 days and nights in its stomach. Remember, ALL things are possible through Jesus
                              Once again, both are fairytales. The only difference is that once is openly acknowledged as this, whereas people stubbornly insist on believing the other literally.
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                              • WickedWitch
                                Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
                                CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
                                • Jan 2007
                                • 1366

                                #30
                                Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

                                And ants aren't the only creatures to have done away with males. There are some kinds of lizards, for example, who have no males in their species, too: http://www.sciencemag.org/cgi/content/abstract/135/3499/212

                                And, there's evidence to suggest that human males are slowly going extinct, as well. The Y chromosome used to carry much more genetic material thousands of years ago than it does today; the X chromosome, however, is still just as strong as it was. And there are fewer boys being born than girls. And since, thanks to new developments in science using bone marrow to create gametes (allowing women to create their own sperm and thus to reproduce), we won't really be needing you people (i.e. men) very much longer. True, your services will be missed, but given that you are all a nuisance to society and the driving force behind the death of this planet, you yourselves certainly won't be. But don't worry boys, your extinction will take quite a while: estimates indicate you'll be here to be a pain in our asses for another 100,000 years or so.
                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                Who's going to save you when the spiders come?
                                *Gasps* Zeke, that was uncalled for!
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