[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

So, Rachel van Horndog, if men are not essential, does that mean you have a chance?

Umm...could you make a little more sense? Sorry.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

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So next time you ask us to fetch you a beer or a sandwich, just think, if all the women in the world were one day to revolt.....you all could be replaced with a petrie dish.
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The closest thing that women have done for an open "revolt" is burn a bunch of bras in the 1960's. For my part I cheered them on, and in the process thanking God that He didn't endow them with enough mental capacity to go much beyond that.

[Dr. Zaius]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

The thing about the lesbian amazon ant colony, I just don't believe it. It's probably just some feminist propaganda or something stupid from one of those satirical papers.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

Mrs. Van Harlot, the Bible repeatedly says that God created woman for man, not the other way around.

On our side - God's Word
On your side - evil-utionist feminazi nonsense.

We win.

Then again, if you aspire to be like an ant, that says so much about you.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

Heheheheh...I see you're grasping at straws now.
But hey, I did say I would miss men if they were to go....I don't want there to be no men...my point being that males are not indispensable.

Yes harlot, after all without men were would you get the babies you need to eat to keep Satan happy. You can't get babies out of petre dish.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

Umm...could you make a little more sense? Sorry.

She's saying that if women were not dependent on men, you would have a chance of surviving, since you obviously do not and will never have any man.

And you said I wasn't familiar with sarcasm...

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

The above I posted isn't just speculation, it's pure fact. Anyone can go observe these ants and see for themselves that there are no males in the colonies.

That's a flat-out lie. Ants are tiny little things. Have you ever seen an ant's tallywhacker? I certainly haven't. Therefore, it's just guesswork as to whether they're male or female. This scientist probably just looked at a bunch of ants, decided they were all female because they were too small to tell, and then decided that proved her theory. She may have supported it by dressing up some of the ants in lipstick and tiny ant high heels, thus adding to her damnation by causing the poor helpless male ants to deviate from God's Blessed Gender Roles.

Anna Himler, "scientist":


Note the deviant, lying eyes.

And the fact that her grandaddy was the greatest mass murderer of all time, a vicious killer who may have been responsible for the deaths of up to 100 Jews. She's just carrying on his anti-Christian mission.

[Sixtha (Quarantined)]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

On our side - God's Word
On your side - evil-utionist feminazi nonsense.

We win.

That is probably the best thing I've read on the whole internet.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

AMEN SISTER!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

That's a flat-out lie. Ants are tiny little things. Have you ever seen an ant's tallywhacker? I certainly haven't. Therefore, it's just guesswork as to whether they're male or female. This scientist probably just looked at a bunch of ants, decided they were all female because they were too small to tell, and then decided that proved her theory. She may have supported it by dressing up some of the ants in lipstick and tiny ant high heels, thus adding to her damnation by causing the poor helpless male ants to deviate from God's Blessed Gender Roles.

Have you seen a microscope? With those you can see things invisble to the naked eye - such as bacteria and individual blood cells. With such a device, viewing an ant tallywhacker is something very easy to do. Not that one would make a habit of it, you perverted man...

And the fact that her grandaddy was the greatest mass murderer of all time, a vicious killer who may have been responsible for the deaths of up to 100 Jews. She's just carrying on his anti-Christian mission.

! That's just ridiculous.....

Yes harlot, after all without men were would you get the babies you need to eat to keep Satan happy. You can't get babies out of petre dish.

How do you think test tube babies are made? Well, they might not be in a petrie dish, but close enough...

Mrs. Van Harlot, the Bible repeatedly says that God created woman for man, not the other way around.

The bible is a fairytale book. If I believed what it said, I might as well believe that a wolf can swallow and devour two living people who could somehow survive the process and be cut out of its stomach with an ax...

On our side - God's Word
On your side - evil-utionist feminazi nonsense.

Suits me.

We win.

No, you don't.

Then again, if you aspire to be like an ant, that says so much about you.

I never said I wanted to get rid of men - only that this proves that men aren't indispensable to racial survival.
So there.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

I never said I wanted to get rid of men - only that this proves that men aren't indispensable to racial survival.
So there.

Who's going to save you when the spiders come?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

Who's going to save you when the spiders come?

You fight dirty.........real dirty.....

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

The bible is a fairytale book. If I believed what it said, I might as well believe that a wolf can swallow and devour two living people who could somehow survive the process and be cut out of its stomach with an ax...

Why is that so hard to believe? After all, Jonah managed to survive being eating by a whale and spending 3 days and nights in its stomach. Remember, ALL things are possible through Jesus

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

Why is that so hard to believe? After all, Jonah managed to survive being eating by a whale and spending 3 days and nights in its stomach. Remember, ALL things are possible through Jesus

Once again, both are fairytales. The only difference is that once is openly acknowledged as this, whereas people stubbornly insist on believing the other literally.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

And ants aren't the only creatures to have done away with males. There are some kinds of lizards, for example, who have no males in their species, too: http://www.sciencemag.org/cgi/content/abstract/135/3499/212

And, there's evidence to suggest that human males are slowly going extinct, as well. The Y chromosome used to carry much more genetic material thousands of years ago than it does today; the X chromosome, however, is still just as strong as it was. And there are fewer boys being born than girls. And since, thanks to new developments in science using bone marrow to create gametes (allowing women to create their own sperm and thus to reproduce), we won't really be needing you people (i.e. men) very much longer. True, your services will be missed, but given that you are all a nuisance to society and the driving force behind the death of this planet, you yourselves certainly won't be. But don't worry boys, your extinction will take quite a while: estimates indicate you'll be here to be a pain in our asses for another 100,000 years or so.

Who's going to save you when the spiders come?

*Gasps* Zeke, that was uncalled for!