[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

an your mother cook? I think we can disprove evilution right here and now.

Depends who you ask *snicker*
But when I really put my mind to it, and concentrate on what I'm doing, I can cook at least as well as she does. Trouble is, I'm often tired, busy, not concentrating, and accidents can happen.
But all that aside, THAT'S not evolution! It's a far cry between being able to make something good, and being able to make something edible.

Because we so rarely see a logically perfect statement anywhere except in the Bible.

If I was saying what you just said, I'd be saying it sarcastically, and then it (it being the sarcastic and not the literal meaning) would be true!

Trust me, at 3,700 degrees C, it won't make much difference to you.

Oh, now you know the temperature of a place that doesn't exist?

Listen harlot, when you are in hell having to drag your broken body across a floor covered in shattered glass in a futile attempt to escape Satan dressed only in work boots, leather gloves and safety glasses it will be too late to REPENT! Trust me, what Lucifer will do you will make those poached eggs you burn look like NOTHING!

Bobby Joe!
This is a creation science thread, not one of your sexual fetish fantasy chatrooms!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

Bobby Joe!
This is a creation science thread, not one of your sexual fetish fantasy chatrooms!

Are you suggesting that the very Godly Brother Bobby-Joe (a fine, strapping man's man, and every bit as not-gay as Pastor Ezekiel) is aroused by the idea of a demon dressed as though he were in a construction-site porno flick, sexually assaulting a terrified woman, bearing down on her with his brutish, sweat-slicked form?

I'm appalled!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

But when I really put my mind to it, and concentrate on what I'm doing, I can cook at least as well as she does.

I understand what you're saying. Even the most clever True Christian(tm) lady has to concentrate hard in order to perform the simplest of tasks. That's the way God made you girls.

I can only imagine how much more difficult it must be for a satan-worshiping feminazi harlot with chronic thunderthighs like you. It's a wonder you can boil an egg.

Trouble is, I'm often tired, busy, not concentrating, and accidents can happen.

Your exhaustion and lack of ability to focus is a side-effect of being a witch. With Jesus in your life, you'll be full of vim and vigor.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

Are you suggesting that the very Godly Brother Bobby-Joe (a fine, strapping man's man, and every bit as not-gay as Pastor Ezekiel) is aroused by the idea of a demon dressed as though he were in a construction-site porno flick, sexually assaulting a terrified woman, bearing down on her with his brutish, sweat-slicked form?

Suggesting?
Of course not!
I'm stating it.

I'm appalled!

Oh, don't be. Look at Ted Haggard. It's always the loudest evangelicals...

I understand what you're saying. Even the most clever True Christian™ lady has to concentrate hard in order to perform the simplest of tasks. That's the way God made you girls.

You call cooking SIMPLE?
Sure, if you have no standards. Watch the iron chef sometime. Think you'd be up to that?

I can only imagine how much more difficult it must be for a satan-worshiping feminazi harlot with chronic thunderthighs like you. It's a wonder you can boil an egg.

Hahaha thunderthighs. You'd envy me my thighs, sugar.
As to boiling an egg, well, I prefer them fried.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

Watch the iron chef sometime. Think you'd be up to that?

Absolutely. Men can do everything better than women. You are merely ovens to bake warriors for JESUS. I'd bet serious money I'm a better chef than any of the women in here.

Fortunately I don't have to.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

Sounds like someone's afraid to be shown up...

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

Sounds like someone's afraid to be shown up...

I don't HAVE to, but I am more than willing. Never bet against me.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

I don't HAVE to, but I am more than willing. Never bet against me.

If I ever cross paths with you, I'll take you up on that, Pastor. If a cook-off's what you want..... just so long as there would be no attempted capture and trying to force a conversion bible preaching.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

Are you suggesting that the very Godly Brother Bobby-Joe (a fine, strapping man's man, and every bit as not-gay as Pastor Ezekiel) is aroused by the idea of a demon dressed as though he were in a construction-site porno flick, sexually assaulting a terrified woman, bearing down on her with his brutish, sweat-slicked form?

I'm appalled!

Thank you Reverad for defending me against this she-harlot's slander. As Pastor Pistle famously said in a sermon "God bless him, but Everyone knows Bobby-Joe is the last man at Landover to have sexual fantasies about women".

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

Thank you Reverad for defending me against this she-harlot's slander. As Pastor Pistle famously said in a sermon "God bless him, but Everyone knows Bobby-Joe is the last man at Landover to have sexual fantasies about women".

So then who do you fantasize about, BJ?
Men? Bears? Zeke?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

So then who do you fantasize about, BJ?
Men? Bears? Zeke?

Wyhy,. yuuu,,..gud mjjking wikken,




LISTEN HARLOT; DECENT PEOPLE DO NOT GO THREW THEIR LIVES WITH THEIR HANDS ON THEIR PRIVATES!!!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

So then who do you fantasize about, BJ?
Men? Bears? Zeke?

If you were a True Christian(tm), you'd know what True Christian(tm) Men fantasize about.

Jesus coming.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

Wyhy,. yuuu,,..gud mjjking wikken,

Awww, all that sexual tension from your fantasies built up inside you. hun? That can't be good for you...

LISTEN HARLOT; DECENT PEOPLE DO NOT GO THREW THEIR LIVES WITH THEIR HANDS ON THEIR PRIVATES!!!

Perhaps not, but I wonder what it was that caused your marked lack of composure in constructing your previous sentence? Almost as if your hands were otherwise occupied.....

I also notice no denial, either.......

If you were a True Christian™, you'd know what True Christian™ Men fantasize about.

Men? Bears? Basements? I can only imagine....

Jesus coming.

Ok, I can't be the only one that was a little grossed out by that...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

Ok, I can't be the only one that was a little grossed out by that...

Not as "grossed out" as you're going to be once Jesus finally comes. He's already promised in the Holy Bible to mess you up, witch.

Jesus, come quickly!!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

Not as "grossed out" as you're going to be once Jesus finally comes. He's already promised in the Holy Bible to mess you up, witch.

Jesus, come quickly!!

Would you STOP IT???
I'm eating a sandwich with extra MAYONNAISE and you are not helping me enjoy it!!