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Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!
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Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!
I concur. I doubt any girl would presently want to wash Onion's underwear anyway.sigpic
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Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!
No, but most people called Van Helsing probably are. One is a common name, the other isn't. Why do you always insist on being wrong about everything?Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View PostO Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Most heartily agreed.Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
Vienneau isn't too terribly common a surname either, but I'm will to bet I have no relation to the majority of Vienneaus out there.Originally posted by Brother Temperance View PostThis space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMINComment
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True, they probably disowned you.Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
PS shouldn't it be "Vienneaux"?sigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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Wi dar be a lezbe'n up n here? N a man hatr to? I's bet shi be won a dem dat be eat'n bull balls and pinisis wit hotdog buns. N she be kik'n lil boys n de balls fo da hel o it.Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View PostFrom this article:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencete...e-species.html
Quite the clever little ant, eh?
The animal kingdom gets it!
So there you go.
Here you are takling about how important you men are in the role of propagating the species.....EVOLUTION of these ants shows that hey, males might not even be necessary in many years to come!
So next time you ask us to fetch you a beer or a sandwich, just think, if all the women in the world were one day to revolt.....you all could be replaced with a petrie dish.
Although I, personally, wouldn't really like to see men go....I rather like the services a man's able to perform....though don't quote me on that
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Mr. Cross, one of the burdens that we True Christians™ bear is that we attract witches like Mrs. Van Hellorhighwater, who hate God and therefore hate everything good that He has ordained, like male dominance.Originally posted by Damien Cross View PostThis church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
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While we were in France, yes (many generations ago). For some reason or other, when we moved to Canada the "x" was dropped; never understood why. Funny how that happens.Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View PostTrue, they probably disowned you. Meanie face!
PS shouldn't it be "Vienneaux"?This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMINComment
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I'll bet you have NO relation to anyone who will claim you. Why don't you pick another? LeSmith maybe. Or Clouseau.Originally posted by WickedWitch View PostEmeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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oh PUH-LEEZ Ezekiel, grow a brain. Men and Women are equal. just different it happens. and thank you, Van Helsing, for pointing out something that people should've known by now: There is no superior Sex. Yay!Comment
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We have no time for feminazi propaganda. Back your claim up with Scriptural evidence, Shresh, or we will ignore you.Comment
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Women have always been revolting. If you didn't have cooters there would be a bounty on all of you. Listen up! GOD gave Adam his choice of any animal in the Kingdon as a 'helpmeet'. If I want something to nag me and throw my money away I can train a parrot. The world began to go downhill at EXACTLY the time women got the vote in America. First they banned beer. That should have given everyone the hint. Now they are trying to take away firearms. You women get your asses out of the dress store and start doing a little work or there's a younger, prettier one who would rather have your job.Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View PostFrom this article:
So next time you ask us to fetch you a beer or a sandwich, just think, if all the women in the world were one day to revolt.....you all could be replaced with a petrie dish.
I don't want to hear any more of this nonsense. Ants, indeed! When is the last time ants did anything I care about? A man will buy you a drink and take you to church. An ant will bite you. Even JESUS stepped on ants.Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Man you are DUMB. A woman isn't just different. Woman came from man to serve man. You must have never read the Bible LOL.Originally posted by Shresh View Post
Genesis 2:22
Then the LORD God made a woman from the rib he had taken out of the man, and he brought her to the man.
Genesis 3:16
To the woman he said,
"I will greatly increase your pains in childbearing;
with pain you will give birth to children.
Your desire will be for your husband,
and he will rule over you.""Hear this, you kings! Listen, you rulers!
I will sing to the LORD, I will sing;
I will make music to the LORD, the God of Israel." - Judges 5:3Comment
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All you dumb women who think men can be replaced need to watch this video and realize that before the MEN got to this point they had to spend hours or days out in the cold tracking this beast down and dispatching it.
The first woman I see who can pull a compound bow, do this and get home alive with the meat will get a medal.
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
I have a few family names: Vienneau (which, apparently, a very, very long time ago was Vino back when our ancestors lived in Italy and were winemakers; not sure on that, though), McKenny, Chamberlain, Benson (my least favourite surname, thank the Gods I'm not a blood Benson), and Peller.
I'm against hunting, count me out.Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View PostThis space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMINComment
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