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  • WilliamJenningsBryan
    True Christian™
     
    • Jan 2007
    • 9384

    #46
    Re: I want to be courted by a monkey!

    Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
    Right.
    You don't have a corrupted mind at all.. And you have a very open mind too.
    That's how you know that the holy KJV1611 Bible is "lies" without even having read it.


    Why are you so close minded, ignorant, and hateful?
    It never ceases to amaze me to observe these specimens of 6 million years of so called human evolution, SalvationSeeker. It is prima fascia evidence alone to discount any theory of evolution.
    Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
    brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
    ...and get off my lawn
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    • Talitha
      Deaconess
      Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
      True Christian™
      • Apr 2026
      • 15118

      #47
      Re: I want to be courted by a monkey!

      Is this what Evil-ution is all about?

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      Sister Talitha

      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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      • Peacesells
        • Mar 2007
        • 51

        #48
        Re: I want to be courted by a monkey!

        Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
        So you admit that it is still inside your body, you filthy liar?

        No I don't but I would have to take a picture of my inside to show you it isn't there anymore, what do you seriously think I keep it in my freezer.....


        Serioulsy learn to think sometimes, you jsut look so dumb posting things like that.

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        • Mrs. Mary Whitford
          Ladies of Landover Senior VP
          One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
          Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
          True Christian™
          • Dec 2006
          • 12414

          #49
          Re: I want to be courted by a monkey!

          Originally posted by Peacesells View Post
          Serioulsy learn to think sometimes, you jsut look so dumb posting things like that.
          I've no doubt that the Lord loves irony, or He wouldn't make sinners drown in it.
          Posted via Prayer

          1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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          • Peacesells
            • Mar 2007
            • 51

            #50
            Re: I want to be courted by a monkey!

            Oh no, I made two typing errors, God really must hate me.

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            • Bobby-Joe
              Landover Security Superviser
              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 18405

              #51
              Re: I want to be courted by a monkey!

              Originally posted by Peacesells View Post
              No I don't but I would have to take a picture of my inside to show you it isn't there anymore, what do you seriously think I keep it in my freezer.....


              Serioulsy learn to think sometimes, you jsut look so dumb posting things like that.

              Friend,

              All our appendixes are in us; why because sin is the source of all disease. We good and TRUE Christians never get sick until Jesus calls us home. The thing that poisoned your appendix is the same thing poisoning your soul. Only Jesus has the antidote.

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              • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2006
                • 12414

                #52
                Re: I want to be courted by a monkey!

                Originally posted by Peacesells View Post
                Oh no, I made two typing errors, God really must hate me.
                Well, He does, but that (for once) is beside the point. If there is ever a time you want to avoid typos, it's when you are telling people to think about something or they'll look dumb.
                You're obviously not too bright though, so I doubt this will get through to you.
                Posted via Prayer

                1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                Blogging for CHRIST!
                Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
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                • SalvationSeeker
                  True Christian™ Theologian
                  Forum Member
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 3892

                  #53
                  Re: I want to be courted by a monkey!

                  Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
                  It never ceases to amaze me to observe these specimens of 6 million years of so called human evolution, SalvationSeeker. It is prima fascia evidence alone to discount any theory of evolution.
                  Indeed, brother.
                  A very good point. Surely there has to be a creator beyond such stupid creatures..

                  If evilution was true, such idiots would surely have gone extinct millienia ago.
                  If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                  A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                  Proverbs 9:12-13

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                  • Peacesells
                    • Mar 2007
                    • 51

                    #54
                    Re: I want to be courted by a monkey!

                    Between making typos and not being able to understand the obvious the latter is more stupid.

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                    • Star Finder
                      Rock Worshipper
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 1092

                      #55
                      Re: I want to be courted by a monkey!

                      You have to know that monkeys aren't very big on courting, or wooing....

                      its pretty much smell your crotch and have at it you see.

                      I don't know if you would like that. Don't you want flowers and crap?

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                      I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!

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                      • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                        Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                        One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                        Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                        True Christian™
                        • Dec 2006
                        • 12414

                        #56
                        Re: I want to be courted by a monkey!

                        Originally posted by Peacesells View Post
                        Between making typos and not being able to understand the obvious the latter is more stupid.
                        And the obvious is that God is real and He sent His only begotten Son as a temporary sacrifice for YOUR sins. Yet you continue to reject Him and His glorious gift to you. That is very, very stupid, my friend.
                        Posted via Prayer

                        1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                        Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                        Blogging for CHRIST!
                        Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                        All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                        Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                        On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                        My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                        • Belphegor
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Mar 2007
                          • 128

                          #57
                          Re: I want to be courted by a monkey!

                          AND YOU ARE A LEZBO AHAHA

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                          • Brother John
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Feb 2007
                            • 232

                            #58
                            Re: I want to be courted by a monkey!

                            And your sense of humor is about as developed as that of a 10 year old...

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                            • Belphegor
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • Mar 2007
                              • 128

                              #59
                              Re: I want to be courted by a monkey!

                              and you sir are a fag who care about what level is my sense of humour want a joke?

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                              • Brother John
                                Forum Member
                                Forum Member
                                • Feb 2007
                                • 232

                                #60
                                Re: I want to be courted by a monkey!

                                Depends, I don't feel like deciphering it for five minutes first.
                                By the way, don't you even realise that calling people names is demeaning to yourself? Try having a civil conversation with people who hold a different view.

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