Sinners in my oil?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Since oil was created by all the bodies of the animals, dinosaurs, and unrepentant sinners during that time Noah and his family sailed in the Ark, does that explain why my car is leaking oil? Is it because the unrepentant sin from the ancient gays is infecting the oil in my car? I'm not a mechanic and I'm not sure just how demons or evil spirits interact with machinery, so I'm not very sure about how all that works.

[Cranky Old Man]

You're a woman, so you're not supposed to understand cars.

But even a broken clock is right twice a day, so yes, ancient gays are to blame for your car leaking oil.

Just pray to Jesus to fix your car, and you should be fine.

Matthew 21:22 "And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive."

[Johny Joe Hold]

Since oil was created by all the bodies of the animals, dinosaurs, and unrepentant sinners during that time Noah and his family sailed in the Ark, does that explain why my car is leaking oil? Is it because the unrepentant sin from the ancient gays is infecting the oil in my car? I'm not a mechanic and I'm not sure just how demons or evil spirits interact with machinery, so I'm not very sure about how all that works.

While I know you to be one of Jesus' favored Christians, Sister Mary, I'm wondering is your engine's defect is punishment for Eve's Original Sin. I have not heard of any man who owns a car that leaks oil. It may not be due to current sins but punishment for the Original Sin.

[Isabella White]

Now, I know nothing about cars, dear Sister Mary; so, I am not the one to give advice here. Goodness; I can barely get the electric can opener to work properly. And, the other day, the whisk flew off my KitchenAid mixer! However, might the problem be that the oil is old? Perhaps you should speak to your husband and suggest that he get his oil changed?

[MitzaLizalor]

. . . electric can opener . . .

No such device will ever be found in my Christian home. Insofar as I eat canned food at all, which is never except the other week when my freezer packed up I did get in a supply of the stuff to be going on with, a bayonet attachment is perfectly fine, can't break and has never worn out since it was made. I am very wary of electric things.

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. . . a phenomenon which Sicilians have never faced before: a series of unexplained fires, arising in household appliances, even when the electricity is switched off. But as the village of Canneto di Caronia remained deserted yesterday amid claims that demonic spirits were to blame for the blazes, the hysteria had an all too familiar ring for one Scottish mother. In the 1980s, Carole Compton went on trial in Italy, branded a witch and a sorceress who used supernatural powers to start fires in the homes where she was employed as a nanny . . . Officials are now trying to discover if an electromagnetic disturbance, caused by a natural phenomenon, or a problem in the electrical supply network, is to blame. However, yesterday, fears were escalating that supernatural powers are at play.

Father Gabriel Amorth, the Vatican’s chief expert on exorcisms, indicated that the Roman Catholic Church has not ruled out the possibility of demonic intervention.

According to the Italian daily newspaper, Il Messagero, he said: "I’ve seen things like this before. Demons occupy a house and appear in electrical goods. Let’s not forget that Satan and his followers have immense powers."

Rather than maintain their grid, the first thing the electricity people did was to disconnect the entire village. Next they looked for an electromagnetic disturbance. This being Sicily, one might expect involvement of a volcano. As you can see, however, they went with a different option. Who exactly cooked this stuff up I have no idea – but clearly it works on the local population keeping popes, cardinals and attendant exorcists in revolting luxury. Now they have their sights on America so it's as well to be aware of Vatican stooges in positions of authority. Their transparent scheme, although idiotic, can be very effective as rehearsed over many centuries. I doubt that Romish exorcisms do anything to improve matters; at best they'd do nothing but I'm not ticking that box either!

I'm confident though that you will not be calling Rome to look at your can opener.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Sister Mary, The automobile can be likened unto the parable of the ten virgins and the foolish ones’ difficulties with oil. In the parable, the faith in Christ can be likened unto a leaky sump gasket, or differential, or gearbox oil seal. (As a matter of faith, it does not matter which is leaking.)

The oil that leaks is symbolic of faith that leaks – leaks but, in your case, in a good way. The greasy marks on your driveway are a sign for all to see that you have faith in abundance, yea, even unto excess. To me this is God’s sign that you are prepared for the immanent coming and wish to share hope of Life Everlasting with your neighbors and passers-by.

The choice is yours, but you must not totally ignore the leak or you will find yourself bereft of faith, yet at the same time, you should share this gift with others. In short, take a trip to Wal-Mart and get yourself a gallon and check and top-up regularly, just as your spiritual reservoir is topped up at Landover.

[MitzaLizalor]

I'm not sure just how demons or evil spirits interact with machinery

I was going to suggest an electric car [NOT] sorry, just trying to be funny (I'm in between two birthday parties) but have you considered clockwork? Modern materials can make very powerful springs that could be wound up by hand in an emergency, unlike running out of oil and waiting for some wildlife to condense or hoping to capture passing electrons (such as in a lightning strike) over thousands of years in Noah's case or at too high a voltage in electricity's case bringing us to an important factor recorded in Genesis.

Why was it necessary to destroy all the fauna? It was not simply to provide oil for Bertha Benz and Henry Ford!

FROM THE HISTORICAL RECORD
Genesis 5:32, 6:1, 2, 4a; Jude 1:6 Noah was five hundred years old: and Noah begat Shem, Ham, and Japheth. And it came to pass, when men began to multiply on the face of the earth, and daughters were born unto them, that the sons of God saw the daughters of men that they were fair; and they took them wives of all which they chose . . . There were giants in the earth in those days; and also after that, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them . . . and the angels which kept not their first estate, but left their own habitation, he hath reserved in everlasting chains under darkness unto the judgment of the great day.

God provides what may seem unnecessary detail so that we'll know what was going on, revolting though it may be, and thus exactly what went into making oil. There were ancient creatures, ancient and heavily contaminated humans, hybrid children and the demonic angels whose corporeal essence has by now dribbled into oil basins. And giants. Clearly not all the angelic devils were breeding with humans. Those who were are bottled somewhere for judgement, while their bodily fluids drained out to mingle with other juices in the oil basins. But some remain for possession duties. The juju of beads [LEFT] is ineffective against Christians but hosts many devils to deceive the deceived. These existed before The Flood, another expression being Venus figurines buried during the deluge. Satan got imaginative once metals were invented Genesis 4:22 giving us the juju of nails [RIGHT] seemingly of wood and able to putrefy with the bodily fluids of those who adored it for millennia: then on to your oil sump.

Quite a spectrum of evil persons, demonic figurines, hybrid children, the bodily essence of angel-devils, giants, creatures great & small, yuk. Christians are immune, yes, but motor vehicles were not mentioned by Jesus (other than jet engines in Revelation 9:9) and products from Bertha and Henry or anywhere in between may be subject to demonic forces from the putrefying leachates of devils laid down all those years ago.